Five ways to make any man happy in his life.
1st: is to find a girl make him smile
2nd: to find a girl who shares everything with him
3rd: to find a girl loves him true love
4th: To find a girl give him attention
And finally .. !!
He doesn’t let the four girls know each other
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I would like to apologize on my offensive jokes especially on people with gaps in their mouth..”I’m thory thumtimes I’m fery sthupid”..!
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People are busy buying Houses, Plots & Cars.
Wena you are busy buying data bundles to gossip about them.
Fix your life wena
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I stopped smoking weed after I threw my house
outside of the window
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If u slap me on my right cheek,I’ll turn my left cheek 4 u 2 slap too
Then we’ll sit down as adults&discuss how u want ur funeral
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A
WOMAN
Man calling his lady on phone
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling. No answer!
Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling. Calling.
Calling.
No answer
Then man says to himself “Maybe she’s
sleeping
or she is in the
bathroom.” A lady calling her man
Calling. Calling. Calling She angrily cut the call
& says to her self
“I knew it! he’s with another girl”
TRUE/FALSE?
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So u caught your boyfriend sleeping with
another girl because u denied him sex.and
you have guts to say he’s cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked an selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity use generators”
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A policeman👮 stops two drunks and asks one: “where do you live?”😕
“Nowhere”😐 replied the first drunkard.
“And where do you live”?😑 he asks the other one.
The second drunk replied: “We’re neighbours”.
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[Dear Beautiful Ladies]
Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty cause the day u get 2 likes, You’ll feel ugly!!!
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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence
in the world but they still want a confession.
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LUCKY Are Those Who Have Plug Point 🔌
Near Their Beds To Charge Their Phones 😥
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A signboard outside a restaurant read “Eat As Much As You Can, Your Grandchildren Will Pay”
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Rich entered the restaurant and ate as much as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill, he laughed, pointed to the signboard and said” don’t u see? Only my Grandchildren will pay”
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The waiter replied “This is not your bill, It’s your Grandfather’s bill”
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The reason why I want to get married is
that I want someone who can switch off
lights when I sleep.
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Nyaa in class
Teacher: I want you guys to write a story..A composition,”Assume that you were in a war in 300 words”
Students starts to write while Nyaa folds his arms.The teacher approached Nyaa,
Teacher: Why are you not writing?
Nyaa: They killed me….immediately at the beginning of the war.
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Brown bread is healthier than white bread, brown sugar is healthier than white sugar, should I tell yellow bones or you’ll tell them
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The teacher is droning away in the classroom
when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The teacher shouts to the sleeping students neighbor,
“Hey wake that student up!”
The neighbor yells back,
“You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”
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