Pregnancy was once a very special thing
until 2000’s turned it into a hobby!
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“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of
“I’m going to tell my mom
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People who still type “kikikikiki” when you have this👉😂emoji,
what type of brain damage do you suffer from?? 😏
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WARNING
Beware of the airtime they sell these days, they have started marking airtime which can kill you when you recharging or make a call , so please before you recharge send those digits to me, so that I can verify if its original airtime.
PLEASE i want to save your life.
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Before l confirm your friend
Request📲 l need:
Certified copy of your ID📂🗒
Proof of resident🌐
And your parent’s payslip
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If your girlfriend claims that
she never looks at your Facebook profile;
Try changing your status to SINGLE
and wait 2-3 minutes.
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You’re a gal👩I didn’t ask you to send me friend request, You sent it, I accept it, I greet👋 you, You hit me with seen 👀, I greet you again, You ignore me again, I block you❌❌❌
My Facebook is not a place of decoration, are we together gals?
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Don’t you ever date a Skhothane guy
He will burn you just to prove a point
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You’re still busy laughing at pirates while
they’re are busy laughing at your report at school
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Black people will ask you to hotspot them and when you do they show you a video on INSTAGRAM, expecting you to laugh
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I will marry the Girl ,
who Looks preety in her Adhar card
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
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You’ve never been drunk, if you haven’t went to the toilets and came back sitting on the wrong place with people you didnt come with after a while you realise nooo I wasn’t sitting here and start looking for the right spot
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If You Feel Overloaded With Work, Immediately Go To To The Nearest
“Biological Anxiety Relief” (Bar) Center & Place Order For Any One Or More Of The Following Antidotes.
1. Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Radioactive Un-Work Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
This Is Issued In Public Interest By “Buddies For Eradication Of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)”
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Why do girls that don’t wear make up and
weaves act like they deserve a trophy ,la
phapha
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Being broke is tough..
I once bathed with sunlight liquid.
Went to town and it rained,
there I was, covered in bubbles in front of everyone 😣
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