Grade 1 : I wanna be a Doctor
Grade 7 : I wanna be a Pilot
After grade 12 : Please download my tracks guys support local artists
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That annoying voice people use when talking to a baby..!
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Did you know that people with Sinus
can communicate with pigs🙁🚶
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HE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
•Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa.
-Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile deltas.
•Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America.
-Well developed and open to trade, especially for
someone with cash.
•Between 31 and 35, she is
like India.
-Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own
beauty.
•Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France.
-Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place
to visit.
•Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia.
-Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.
•Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia.
-Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The
frigid climate keeps people away.
•Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia.
-A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no
future.
•After 70, women become like Zimbabwe.
-Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to
go there.
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If you can spy your Boyfriend starting from Today till Sunday,
You might find out that you’re his fifth Girlfriend..! ✋😏
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Bae: Really?,U Just slept With My Friend?
Me: No Babe… We Did It While STANDING.
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After having tlof tlof (sex) with a fat girl…….
Her: babie have you seen my panty?
Me: no i can only see a green vest on the floor!
Her:😡😳😞😞
Nice lunch fat ones
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Where can i do a DNA test i want to make sure it’s me😐
Im Not someone else
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Y MEN R NOT ALLOWED 2 RUN ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES N NEWS PAPERS
Hi uncle Nyaa: “I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband wit de maid n baby @ home n I drove 4 just about 2km from home.
My car engine started 2 overheat, so I had 2 turn back n get another car.
When I got home I found my husband in bed wit our maid, I don know wat 2 do now, pls help me.”
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Uncle Nyaa’s Reply: “Overheating of engine after such a short distance can b caused by problems associated wit de radiator.
U need 2 check oil n water level in ur engine b4 u start ur journey.
U must also make sure ur car is serviced regularly 2 avoid problems in future, hope dis will help!!!
Oh one more thing if it does happen, don go back home, call ur insurance.”
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A girl who is always online is a girl who’s always indoors🙈 ,she acts bitchy on Facebook but in reality ba loyal,Thats a girl who has no friends but hated by many people😢 and only dates 1 guy, a girl who does not party every weekend🍻🍺 but drinks on special occasions….Big up 2 u ladies
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The Relationship stress can damage your Health..
my Girlfriend told me it’s over while I was on my way to fetch my niece at pre-school then boom I came with a wrong child…
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On my wedding day when you hear your name, you’ll answer and move forward to get a plate of food, the rest of you will tell me who invited you,
while receiving some slaps…
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That Awkward Moment When You Realize You’re Walking In The Wrong Direction..
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So You Hit Your Pockets Pretending You Forgot Something
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Don’t play with a girl’s heart!
She’s got only one.
Always try to play with her t**s!
she’s got two of those😏
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Black women get away with murder because
hair collected at the crime scene will lead
detectives to some chic in Brazil or India!!!
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The Magic Of Doctor’s Handwriting
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The patient went to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a bus pass…
Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park,
and once into the symphony.
He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss.
One day, he mislaid it.
His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music.
And to top it all
One day the doctor’s pen was not working. He made few scratches on the back of his prescription
And the chemist dispensed it.😀😀😀
Off course doctor was MALE
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