6 Reasons Why Indians Can’t Be Terrorist.

We Are Always Late And We Will Miss The Flight To Be Hijacked.

With Free Food And Drinks On Plane, We Will Forget Why We Are There.

We Will Fight Over Each Other For A Photograph With The Hostages.

We Can Not Keep A Secret. We’ll Tell Everyone A Week Before Doing It.

We Always Talk Loud & Bring Attention To Ourselves.

We’ll Postpone The Mission Because Of A Cricket Match.

Kamo GETS HOME AT MID-NIGHT…HIS WIFE ALREADY ASLEEP WITH A BROKEN HEART..

Kamo :My wife, please open 4 me…
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Wife:Where are u coming from in the middle of the night…U will sleep there outside..

Kamo : Please open or else l will throw myself in the swimming pool & drown as u know, l cant swim.
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Wife: Go ahead & throw yourself, l don’t

care…kamo THEN TOOK A BIG ROCK & THREW IT IN THE POOL..WHEN HIS WIFE HEARD THE LOUD SPLASH, SHE PANICKED, OPENED THE DOOR & RUSHED OUTSIDE, WITH JUST HER PANT & BRA ON…IMMEDIATELY, kamo RAN INTO THE HOUSE AND LOCKED HIS WIFE OUTSIDE…

Wife: Wena kamo open 4 me, this is not funny at all…

Kamo : Just wait there, l’m phoning my relatives and yours & the neighbours, so that you explain to them where you are coming from, in the middle of the night naked…

Dear slender girls!
Stop putting your bra’s on the washing line to dry………
Why???????👇
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Look like sun glasses

On my wedding day when you hear your name, you’ll answer and move forward to get a plate of food, the rest of you will tell me who invited you,
while receiving some slaps…

‘m not ready for December,
let’s add another 3 months ahead please
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A man and his wife came home drunk and went to sleep.
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So you scrolling for what cause I said they went to sleep.??
Do you want to wake them up?

Since I was born, I have never lived a year without Robert Mugabe being the President of Zimbabwe. 2018 is not real
Can someone tell me this is a joke

5 ways for man to be completely happy.
1. Be with a woman who makes you laugh
2. Be with a woman who gives you her time
3. Be with a woman who takes care of you
4. Be with a woman who really loves you
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know each other!

I don’t care how much I owe people .
On Payday, I go straight to KFC

How long do you wait before you
introduce your girlfriend to your child?lets
say you have been dating for 5 years and
the child is 2 years old.
I will listen to The Radio

My wife better cry at our wedding or
else her side of the family is not eating