I Was Asked a Question by my Nephew why Married men cannot share their Problems and Frustration with their wives, .
I Told Him “You Cannot discuss Malaria with Mosquito”
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If I Block You On Social Media And You See Me In Public,
The Block Still Applies In Real Life
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2000 be posting “haters gonna hate” all over social media. Kid,
you don’t have haters, you just have elders who find you annoying..
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Ronnie walked into a bar and saw that cheeseburgers cost R30, Hotdogs R20 and a Handjob R40. He walks towards the counter and asks the lady ;
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Ronnie : “are you the one who does handjob?”
Lady : “Yes”
Ronnie : “ok, please wash your hands i want a cheesburger”
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I Love Stopping The Microwave At 00:01
It Makes Me Feel Like Ke Stopile Bomb And Saved The World
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You know u are high on weed when u watch
Generations and u hear Cosmo speaking English
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Thami was sick😢 & went to the Doctor
.
Doctor: Do you practise for good health?
Thami: Yes, i play football regularly!
Doctor: How long do u play?
Thami: Until my phone mobile battery runs down
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There is nothing that scares me like when
I am borrowing someone my phone
he/she goes to chrome and start typing Por…
I am just afraid of those suggestions that will come up…
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Women who fall in love with rich married men or only date men who drive nice cars must never criticize prostitutes; they are in the same profession. The only difference is that they work in the private sector while prostitutes are in the public sector!
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When a girl reject me I dont feel sad or depressed coz
I know my Bae is rejecting other guys the same way.
Reject them wena Bae
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The Conversation Between Girlfriend And Boyfriend On Phone.
Girlfriend: “Baby, I Am In A Big Trouble.”
Boyfriend: “Why Is That?”
Girlfriend: “I Saw A Mouse In My House.”
Boyfriend: “Oh, Well, All You Need To Do Is Use A Trap.”
Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have A Trap.”
Boyfriend: “Well Then, Buy One.”
Girlfriend: “Can’t Afford One.”
Boyfriend: “I Can Give You Mine If You Want.”
Girlfriend: “That Sounds Good.”
Boyfriend: “All You Need To Do Is Just Use Some Cheese In Order To Make The Mouse Come To The Trap.”
Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have Any Cheese.”
Boyfriend: “Okay Then, Take A Piece Of Bread And Put A Bit Of Oil In It And Put It In The Trap.”
Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have Oil.”
Boyfriend: “Well, Then Put Only A Small Piece Of Bread.”
Girlfriend: “I Don’t Have Bread.”
Boyfriend: “Then What The F#ck Is The Mouse Doing At Your House?”
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Bare You are not African enough if you never wished
your school to be burnt down..
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
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Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man
is usually another woman..
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I’ve called the police using my Hurricane cellphone then boom!! There’s an ambulance in front of my gate. I wonder who seek medical attention
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Mom I Finally See myself on TV
When I Switched It Off
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