Mbali ; baby I’m pregnant
Mbula ; haibo who gave you that name😀
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Only black people go on a vacation and leave the lights on
just to confuse the neighbours.
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Guys, sometimes God leave you to be
broke 🙇 so you can focus on one lady, because
once you get small money, you won’t allow
anything wearing skirt 👙to rest, small thing
“LETS CHILL, LETS CHILL”.
ARE YOU REFRIGERATOR??
🤷🏼♂🤷🏼♂🤷🏼♂😄😄😄😃😃
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The Relationship stress can damage your Health..
my Girlfriend told me it’s over while I was on my way to fetch my niece at pre-school then boom I came with a wrong child…
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May the FRONT teeth of your enemies be removed
so that you can know them by their smile!!
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That 1 toothbrush all your girlfriends use
when they come for a sleep over and each
of them thinks its hers…
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People Keep On Writing TV..
B’coz They Can’t Spell… TellHerVision.
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My phone📱fell again..
But luckily it was on airplane mode,
so it’s landed safely
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If you get this answer right,
I will add you to my account.
Who is that girl like to dance alone
with alcohol in hand and wearing no panty?
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i Was So Sad On Saturday i Was Watching “Sarafina” On My Hospital Bed 😢 , I’m Discharged Today 😁 .. i Can’t Wait To Go Home And Watch “Anaconda” 😠 i Wanna See White People Getting Swallowed By A Snake To Feel Better 😥
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He HoLds mE whEn I sTaRt To CrY
MaKeS mE sMiLe WiTh jUsT hIs EyEs
ShArEs My HoPeS, dReAmS, fEaRs
He WiPeS aWaY aLL mY tEaRs
I LoVe HiM wIth nO rEgReT
I JuSt HaVeN’t FoUnD hIm YeT “
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Bro I had you phone was stolen while partying,
sorry. What was the password?
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You’ll go to your neighbour’s house and see the dog
with no chain…
And they be saying, “Don’t be afraid, it won’t bite” 😲
“Say what!! Are you the dog?
Is the dog you?
No wait, have you been a dog before?” 🤫
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A Real Wife Sleeps On The Floor When
The Husband Brings A Sidechick Home!!!
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You know you’re a good Mother, when you sacrifice your VIBRATOR batteries🔋 for your children toys🚗 during this lockdown. 👏✊👍
~•~
God Bless You! 🙏😘
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*To those old rich men snatching our girls and doing to them things beyond our budgets. ….we want to let you know that we are saving money and waiting for your Daughters when we get old..”*😂 😂 😁
*Sponsored by Broke Boys Association(BBA)
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