Aden: bro can u swim?
Wasam : NO!
Aden : Dog is better than u because a dog can swim.
Wasam : ok can u swim?
Aden yes!
Wasam : So what’s the difference between I and a dog…
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In the anaconda movie why the anaconda
doesn’t eat the camera man?
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P.O Box 442
Leboeng
0208
12 July 2020
Dear: Principal😬
I’m writing this letter for you and it’s behalf all Grade 10’s.🤗☺️
The point is that President said we stay home I mean us as a country stay home. And you know I do want school. The Difficult is issue Covid_19, really Murder kids We is scared to Come back. We are not sure is coming back soon, We quite or We resigned for ever and ever you know. My heart is break, because school don’t want us😑💔
We us as all the Grade 10’s we say that is Good Bye For ever and ever Amen.😌
Your Faithfully
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If u don’t feel blessed when u look at her,
let her go bro bcoz that’s another man’s Blessings😊
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If you are a Married Man💍 and we see you with a side chic,
we organise a side nigga for your wife…
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I think dishes should grow up and wash themselves
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Lebo:Bbe, I’m going to cook ur favorite tonight
Tebza:Ehhh since when u know how to cook beer?
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In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio
.
I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Act Like Am Out
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When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.
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After completion of my B.Tech from a recognised college I Got a decent job in MNC as a Engineer.
Under tremendous pressure from family to get married, I went to meet a girl under the arranged marriage system of India. After meeting, the girl rejected me upfront because she didn’t like my Job. I was furious and told her ” Just wait and see after 5 years where this job is going to take me. You will be sorry”. Of course, I moved on and got married to another girl a year later.
After 5 years,
I saw the same beautiful lady at a traffic signal with her husband in a brand new Audi. And I was trying to kick start my Activa because the battery start was not working. She looks out of the car and briefly looks at me but without any hint of recognition due to helmet, and moves her eyes away!
At that moment, after driving a two wheeler for over 5 years, first time in my life I realized the value of a helmet.
😂😂😂
So always wear a helmet in your own safety!
Issued in the public interest by a sincere Engineer
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I am thinking of creating a social network, I’ll name it *”FINGER”* ..
So people will be like;
l”ll FINGER you when i get home.
” Ladies will be like, hey Cinderella why didn’t you finger me last night. Oh Catherine
I was fingering you but you did not respond
Guys will be like, let me know once you are free, so i can finger you.
stop looking at me like that 😕 It’s Just an idea…
What do u think?😒
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋
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After church on Sunday, Skebhe’s wife saw her husband sitting quietly at the sitting room. She got concerned and decided to ask him, “Darling, why are you sitting so quiet?
What is it that is bothering you?”
Skebhe replied, “I’m still thinking about what the pastor said.
It’s making me uncomfortable.”
His wife asked, ”What is it?”
He replied, ”The pastor confessed he slept with all married and single women in the church but only one woman didn’t want to sleep with him.”
The wife replied, “It must be that Mrs LUKHELE. She thinks she is better than everyone!”
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Your Boyfriend comes & picks you up
and the Guy you slept with last night is in the front seat…
Are you getting in the car?
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This winter I’m not dating anyone,
I’m tired of losing my jackets
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2018 Woman Who Drink Heineken
Will Give Birth At Men’s Clinic
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SCHOOL FACTS:In every class, there is a
1. The thief.
2. The shy guy.
3. The three best friends.
4. The back seat guys with joke.
5. The Nerd that never gets High mark.
6. The clean guys.
7. The gossip square with low marks.
8. The late comer.
9. The student that always turn out to be thefirst
to come to class.
10. The cute guy who doesn’t wantanything to
do with girls.
11. The High IQ’s
12. The pastor.
13. The talkative .
14. The one always with the annoying laugh.
15. The guy that is always in the midst ofgirls.
16. The girl always in the midst of guys.
17. The tutor.
18. The perfume crew.
19.The copier.
Give a number to yourself…. No lie
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