When you were single you dated married men , now you are married you don’t want others to have your husband ,No no my sister don’t be stingy learn to share.

Just because I am submitting my assignments on Friday
then all of the sudden tomorrow it’s Thursday.
Wow days of the week are trash.

I told a zulu-girl that I want to take her to cinema
and she said you know what “I hate that restaurent”…
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I’ve been fainting since

A nurse lost her cat in a hospital..she asked: Any one got a pussy?
All the woman stood up.
No I meant has any one seen a pussy?.All the men stood up.
No No No… she said “I meant has any one seen my pussy”?
All the doctors stood up

People are busy buying Houses, Plots & Cars.
Wena you are busy buying data bundles to gossip about them.
Fix your life wena

Nowadays It’s Hard To Tell Whether A Girl
Is Walking With Her Father Or Bae..

Day 3 of quarantine, I met some lady in my house named mom..
she’s kinda loud

A Girl on Facebook posted: “My ex dumped me & 2weeks later he got engaged” Someone commented: “Atleast you made it to the semi-finals”..!

Vocadom is the best🔥🔥
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Now go back and read the first word slowly cos clearly you are drunk

Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.

If you are single drop your picture we will tell u
where is the problem

The way I’m so drunk
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I used a calculator to post
this…

The only problem of being a visitor is
where to hang your underwear.

The Airtimes That Some Of Us Have Bought This Year Could Have Build Many Universities in South Africa