Is not like I don’t like giant people but any time I see them ,them remind me of one ugly story in the bible, if ur read ur bible well u will know the of giant people in the bible
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“Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals.
Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
Even when playing snooker. You haven’t won until you’ve sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table.
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But I don’t care, as long as I’m still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt , I’m fine!”..
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If you unfriend/block me & later you send a friend request,
kindly note there’s a R150.00 reconnection fee…
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World Economic Outlook
One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms.
Hotel Owner Takes The Note & Rushes To Pay His Debt To The Butcher.
Butcher Runs To Pay The Pig Farmer. Pig Farmer Runs To Pay The Feed Supplier.
Supplier Runs To Pay The Prostitute, Who In These Hard Times Gave Her Services On Credit.
Hooker Then Runs To Pay Off Her Debt To The Hotel Owner For The Rooms She Rented For Her Clients.
Hotel Owner Then Lays The $100 Note Back On The Counter.
The Tourist Comes Down, Takes His Money & Leaves As He Did Not Like The Rooms.
No One Earned Anything. But The Town Is Now Without Debt & Looks To The Future With A Lot Of Optimism.
And That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today.
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A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife’s ear and went to the bathroom… The husband said to the wife “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u” Wife said “he didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear dat he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it’s in the bathroom. So be strong, I love u too….
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Yesterday was October
2day is November
No wait..does this mean 2mrw is December?????
Oh wow…guys i told u tht November is not important
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It’s too early to stress about love .Just
stress about your qualifications
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I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching about
the Maps behind the Bible.
I think they are hiding directions to HEAVEN from us
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BYE BYE FIREWORKS
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HELLO HOMEWORKS😋
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The More I Get To Know Certain People
The More I Realize Why Noah Only Let Animals Bored The Ark.
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Interviewer : Can you handle pressure
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Me : Yes 😊👀 I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don’t care 🤔
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I forgot to zip up my trouser, so a lady told me politely, “sir your garage is open” I gave her naughty smile as I zip up and asked, “Did you see my RANGE ROVER parked inside?” The lady smiles back and said “no just one small TOYOTA with two Flat tyres.
I’m still crying
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Imagine your heart being broken💔
by someone who isn’t your type..!
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When you see cockroaches in your house
just know you have food.
Cockroaches are like slay queens
they don’t like poverty
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Real Life Story
When a man has a good car it attracts more ladies to him. When a lady has a good car it repels guys away from her. .A teenage boy impregnates his teenage girlfriend. The girl drops out of school, the boy continues his education. .A guy catches his girlfriend with another guy, he fights his girlfriend. A lady catches her guy with another lady, she fights the other lady. .The older a man becomes, the higher the number of ladies available for him. The older a lady becomes the fewer the number of guys available for her. .A 76 year old man can still marry a 26 year old lady. A 36 year old lady is tagged too old to get married. .A man divorces his wife today and the next day he is dating other ladies. Six months later he is married. While the divorced woman is labeled a divorcee and remains single six years later. . A man looses his wife to death and remarries a year after, he did the right thing, he’s being praised and congratulated for moving on, after all life is for the living. A woman looses her husband to death and remarries after 4yrs, “aaah! so early? Are u sure she wasn’t sleeping with that man even when her husband was alive? That was why she killed her husband. .A married man is caught in bed with another woman, his wife is asked to forgive him and move on. A married woman is caught in bed with another man, the husband asks her to leave his house. .A man gets transferred by his company to another state, the entire family relocates with him. The woman gets transferred to another state, she goes alone or resigns from the job. .If a man rises to be the CEO of the company, he got there by hard work and determination. If a woman rises to be the CEO of the company, even if the staff are only women, she is suspected to get there by sleeping with the Board members. .
HOW FAIR IS LIFE.
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Some 2k kids look like they
have 4 kids and a rent problem
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