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“Yesterday at Town in Shoprite
a black guy saw a Beautiful girl
and Said: Nice Pic Gal😍

Learnership programme

The Taxi Industry(SANTACO)is offering a learnership programme, interested candidates must be high school drop outs,

Outstanding learners will receive a
>quantum
>leather jacket
>sjambok and all star shoes(socks are not allowed)

Purporse of the job

>To transport and insult passengers
>swearing at the public

Requirements
>skilled in spotting potholes
>Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away
>Must speak only zulu
>Must own 2unlicensed firearms
>Knowledge of shortcuts
>Can count only if the money comes seat by seat and also count up to 16passengers
>Must also change money,change radio stations,exchange remarks and change lanes at all the time and stop anywhere anytime
>Knowing english
(short left short right &stop sign)
is an advantage

To apply go to your nearest
taxi rank and ask for babu’ Mkhize..

MAN: Marry me?
.
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
.
MAN: No!
.
WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
.
MAN: No!
.
WOMAN: How much is your salary?
.
MAN: No salary, but I….!
.
WOMAN: But What?? You have nothing. How
can I marry you? Leave please before I open
eyes for you!
.
MAN: But I have one estate ,
3 landed properties in GRA *, Ferraris
,, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon
.
*Why do I still need to buy Camry .*
How can I be paid salary when actually
I’m the BOSS…
.
WOMAN: that’s why I told you to leave, cause
am coming to your house myself to propose
to you….

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

School trip

WHITE kids : Burger , drink, apple and 10 rand for ice cream

BLACKS kids : 4 piece KFC, pizza , sausage roll, 2 liter coke, fruit juices, chocolate, Lays, mix fruits;, smarties, danone, ice cream, 100 rand pocket money, and a blanket

Some girls the moment you tell her “I love you” She becomes phoneless, cashless,dataless, homeless and all kinds of lessness

I love speaking big big English dat I don’t know the meaning..
it makes me feel so photosynthesis

Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?

MY CRUSH POSTED THAT SHE LOVES NIGGAS THAT USE CAPITAL LETTERS
SHAME I WONT ENTERTAIN HER NONSENSE

Ladies how do you respond to a text which says:
“Leave my Man alone”??

Can I Take Your pictures ?? I love To Collect Photos Of Natural Disaster

Once all the engineering
professors were sitting in one
plane Before the take off One
announcement came “this
plane is made by your students
” then all professors stood up,
ran and went outside, but the
principal was sitting. One guy
came and asked ” are you not
afraid ” then the principal
replied ” I trust my students
very well and I am sure the
plane won’t even start “

Black Label 5% alcohol, sanitizer 70% alcohol…

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 🤔