When You Fail All Your Exams, Your Mom Asks You
To Pass Her The Remote Then She Says
“Atleast You Can Pass Something”

Pain Of Deleting A Nice Conversation Because You Are Dating A

Detective

Visitors Of Nowadays Are Boring ,
They Leave Without Giving Us Any Money
Shame!

12 Rules of Street Football⚽

When We Were Kids…
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper⚽🤣
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties were🤣 awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone is tired😂.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score.😂
6. No referees and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post.🤣
7. If you don’t participate in repairing the ball, you will be given a match ban.😂
8. If you’re picked last, you’re a loser.
9. The guy who’s never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree when it got stuck, under the car or in another person’s compound to play in the next game😁.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over!😅
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty.⚽
12. The most skillful player get an automatic selection.True or false?🤣

Have ever been rejected by someone
they said had a crush on you

Earphones are like underwears
do you share your underwear

Priest : repeat after me
Groom : after me
Priest looks at the Bride : is he serious
Bride : No, his name is Washie

Nice thing about being black is that we can bury a person
we dont knw just to eat free food

My GF asked me today For my facebook password, . . .
We laughed and laughed and laughed… . .
Now Im single.

This policeman vowed that he
must extract at least 50bob from
this driver. After checking all his
particulars and saw that the man
had everything OK. The
policeman looked at the car boot
and saw a he goat that the man
bought for Xmas. “What about
that goat” the policeman asked.
the driver submitted the purchase
receipt. When the policeman
knew not what to ask for again,
he kept quiet for about 10
seconds, then asked, “what of the
birth certificate of the goat”

Members if u can’t pray in English, please
pray in your local language .In church on
Sunday I heard someone say “lord you are
nothing without me”
Imagine going to hell because of grammar

I Love Stopping The Microwave At 00:01
It Makes Me Feel Like Ke Stopile Bomb And Saved The World

Don’t get it twisted, Mzansi girls date who they love and end up marrying who is Ready. So bro’s forget love just be ready..!