Can someone take me to Campus Crush I just wanna reject you in public please.

She was my daily crush until She posted:
“Imagine stealing the meat and forgetting to put the pot door

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

Those people that greet u
and hold onto your hand..
what the plan?…
you want to take my hand with u?

Last night I kissed my neighbour’s daughter in a dream
_
This morning she looks at me like
nothing happened between us just think

Slay Queens Be Adding
Flowers To Their Heads
Paying Tribute To Their Dead Brains

I have never heard pastors
preaching about the maps at the
back of bibles. I think they are
hiding directions to heaven from

If she cheats on you just go nd buy a Diamond ring nd set a Romantic dinner then kneel down and ask her “Do you think Lerato will like this Ring?” Avele anye

Men who date slim
girls should be
rewarded…it’s not
easy to be sleeping
with plywoods

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths and chemistry. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So I would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called outcry.
One day,the maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s,40s,50s,60s and 70s. Still my paper had not been called out8). Everyone kept looking at me asking”Chris whats up? How did you fare?”And the teacher went on to the 80s And when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining.
I then asked myself,could I have scored a 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong.
Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered……. .. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me . It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,”There is a cow that did not write its name on the paper that scored 0%.
If u have not received your paper come and get it now!
I FAINTED!

Work hard until you get rich to the extent that
when you see a cockroach in your house,
Instead of killing it.You just move out&buy new house..

Behind Every Successful Hangover
There’s A Promise Of Never Drinking Again