Medical Self Care Tips to all my friends who take alcohol this Xmas.
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : you are looking through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself, position your glass correctly
6. Symptom : Your wife and all your kids are looking funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job
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Surname: Simelane
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Name: Mshini a.k.a Mshinilicious or Mshini the big dog
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Date of birth: 34 years
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ID No: Its a long story
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Sex: Depends on the weather but mostly its six times a day
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Marital status: HIV Negative
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Race: I hate Racing
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Health: Im fine, thank u and u?
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Home language: Im a Swazi but my dad is a chinese
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Other languages: i know all the languages so listing them would be pointless
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Hobbies: Dogs
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CONTACT DETAILS
Postal adress: Eskolwen next to Mhlongo’s Tavern lakugcwala khona tifebe
Highest grade Passed: standard 1
Year obtained: 1987
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References
Name of person: Nkunzebovu Mhlongo
Position: Uzalo
Relationship: My aunt’s great grandfather uncle but u wouldn’t understand

Spiritual problem is when you walk 10km to work just to get there and realize that the office key is at home, so u bottle up all the emotions this time n walk back home leaving d heavy bag at the office doorstep. On getting home, now the house key is actually in the bag you left at the office doorstep, so you boil up a lil bit but work must go on! so u walk back to the office, pick up the bag angrily and make your way back to the house. On getting home you dip your hands into the bag and see the office key.