Many Guys are single because they refused to reply that simple text:
“Please can you do me a favor”

TEACHER: Nyaa, you should stop making ugly faces at other students

Nyaa: Why?

TEACHER: Because when I was young I was told if I make ugly face it will stay that way

Nyaa: Well, I see you didnt listen..

When they see you happy with your partner,
they start telling them about what you did in 1996🤐🤐🤐

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?”
When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!”
The Teacher fainted.

School Trip…
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Whites: Apple, Juice & R100
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Blacks: Full Chicken, Sandwich, Fridge, Stove,
Geyser, Mogodu, Half skop, Achar & R200

I did 100 push ups today, tomorrow I’m doing 300.
The day after, I will continue lying

Ladies Please can you please be honest with me..👌
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Can Your parents buy you R3500 Brazilian Hair..??

If your partner need space buy him/her a 64GB Memory card
so that He/she can have a lot of space and your relationship keep going

A police officer pulls this guy over for speeding.
As the officer approaches the car, he can see that the guy is very anxious about something.
“Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”
“Yes, officer… I know I was speeding — but it is a matter of life or death.”
“Oh, really? How’s that?”
“There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.”
“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”
“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man.”

She caught me cheating now she says if I
still want her, I must sing the National
Anthem backwards

Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult
Dad: why is your assignment?
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Okay? It’s quick, okay, okay, I’ll see you again what is your assignment again
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Ah, what child hm “Mongle”
Son: Okay? Mongolian ” my classmate said, he said.
Father: Okay? I know I really miss a pencil.
My child: he said he said
Dad: ah maybe an eraser

Husband: “Why are u so angry baby?”😕

Wife: “Our son just called me a bitch”😡

Husband: “oh wow, that disrespectful son of a bitch

Zimbabwean National Army has been training ever since i was a kid but Zimbabwe has never had any war ,, why cant they organize a friendly match with Boko haram??*

just thinkiní

Date her then you’ll realise why you found her single in the first place.
Some ladies deserve to be alone..!