A Bottle of milk has a picture of a COW outside.
Meaning it comes from the cow. A bag of braaipack has
a chicken.mara ake sure about that BLACK CAT
outside the Peanut butter bottle
Loading views...
One day 3 men were walking through the forest when they were caught by canibals.
The canibals told each man, to bring ten fruits of any kind and swallow, before they could be released, and not killed.
The first man, came with apples, he swallowed three and started coughing, he was killed, the second man came with grapes, he swallowed nine, when he was about to swallow the last one, he started laughing, he was killed, so wen the two men reached heaven, the first man asked the second man, why did you laughed when you had almost swalowed all the grapes? The second man replied, i could not help it, when i saw the third man coming with watermelons. 😂😂😂😂
Loading views...
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog,
30 dog, seconds dog! …
Now read without the word dog.
Loading views...
If u see guards guarding any goverment building during working hours,
tell them the thieves are already inside
Loading views...
Fat girls stop inboxing me…..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I am not selling herbex
Loading views...
Madness is putting your girlfriend on your Whatsapp profile while other boys are putting her on bed. You need serious treatment.
Loading views...
Most girls would pretend like they know every thing in this world. 😂 😂 😂
.
Until you ask them, “Why does it smell ?”. Then you won’t get an answer.
Loading views...
You can’t say you’ve been hurt enough by the age of 25 years,
what do you expect your grandmother to say at the age of 75 years?
stop_that_theory coz you have a lot to deal with
Loading views...
Valentine is around the corner.
Surprise your side-chick/girlfriend by introducing her to your wife😂
Loading views...
When you trying to be romantic by throwing
your
bae in bed and her head accidentally hits the
wall and she starts crying
Loading views...
As i struggle along nd they say i have nothing,
but they are so wrong.in my heart im rejoicing,
how i wish they could see.
Thank you lord fo your blessings on me
Loading views...
Very soon some people will buy presents for themselves,
take pictures of it and caption it “thanks bae”
Loading views...
Her : Baby Is Too Cold And I Didn’t Wear My Jacket
Me : Sorry Babe But At Least You Are Wearing A Make Up 😕
But i Can’t Laugh…
Loading views...
DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU GET UPSET
WEN YOUR BOYFRIEND ONLY GIVES YOU ONE ROUND ??
Loading views...
Thank God i Just Bought iPhone 8 Charger Today,
I Will Buy The Phone By Next Year
Loading views...
I am a 30 year old single guy, hard working and self motivated.
Am seriously looking for a beautiful,black and strong
Laptop to buy.
Loading views...