my nails cost R180, my eyebrows cost R60 and my haircost R190 ,so that’s R430 every month for my personal wants In a relationship you should give me exactly nothing( R0.00 )because before I met you, I was paying those bills myself ,you are my boyfriend not my father.

Maria: can, I don’t want to boknoy.
Nene: Oh, why will it be?
Mary: because every time nagses * x we always want a dog style.
Nene: Oh? That’s okay. It’s okay. What’s wrong with that?
Mary: it’s okay. But not on the street.

Not every girls with big eyes are beautiful,
some of them look like a shocked frog!!!

Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes. This is not right. Marriage must be enjoyable and romantic.
1.Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.
2. The husband only puts food in his wife’s mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.
3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.
4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife’s neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.
5.The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.
6. If you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.
7.Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.
8.The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.
9.The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.
10. The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.
11. The only time a wife looks closely to her husband’s eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.
Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours. Let us just change today for the better. Let us learn to love one another and enjoy the few days we have on earth together!

I just saved a life today on my way out.
I asked a Nyaupe guy how he would feel if l gave him R1000?
He replied ” I will die! Grootman yam”
So l kept my money. Thank God saved a life