Married men should be provided with uniforms…
The ring💍is not enough!

Imagine dating someone who can’t pronounce Alicia Kissed. Instead she says Alicia Kiss Can I accompany her to fetch her school fees or should I just keep quiet?

This my Dad ….
Me: Hello daddy
Dad: Yes, how are you?
Me: Fine, I just called to greet you
Dad: I don’t have money.

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

Rainbow and Lerato in courtroom
Judge: Why did you hit ur wife with a chair??
Rainbow: I couldn’t lift a table…

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,

“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?”

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife shoulder, and asks,

“Honey, please…just one more time before I die.”

She says, “Of course, Dear,” and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.

The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.

“Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could…”

At this point the wife sits up and says, “Listen, I have to get up in the morning. YOU DON’T!”

Africa is the only place you don’t need to set an alarm to wake you up ………..
Just sleep your problems will wake you up..

TIP:
“Never treat your current partner based on what your last partner did”

How long do you wait before you
introduce your girlfriend to your child?lets
say you have been dating for 5 years and
the child is 2 years old.
I will listen to The Radio

If your boyfriend has Alot of female cousins.
Trust me you are also his cousin.

You’d never invite a thief in your house..
So why would you allow thoughts that steal your joy
to make themselves at home in your mind?

So are we gonn’ ignore the fact that Mandela changed his dp on that money