I can’t speak with Indians with red dot 🔴 on their forehead.
I feel like they are recording everything I say

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If you have pimples please dont put makeup ontop of those pimples……
Do you know why?????
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Because you look like magnum ice cream

Wedding in America :
Invited: 100
Present at church :80
Present at reception :70
Gifts:67
Missing object: 0
Wedding in London :
Invited:100
Present at church: 90
Present at reception :85
Gifts:78
Missing object:0
Wedding in South Africa :
Invited:500
Present at church:21
Present at reception:1,505
Gifts:18
Envelops: 25
delivered dishes:1099
Missing items:20 phones, 300spoons, 10 cake knives, 1 photographer camera. Missing cans, beer, bottles of wines and whisky, kidnapping of 2 of the guests, girlfriend missing gone with other guest, boyfriend looking for his girlfriend, girlfriend looking for her boyfriend. Remaining gifts missing, fighting outside, 50chairs broken, 5tables broken, 3decoration curtains missing
Complete d rest

You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects

I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written
1.bride relatives
2.Groom relatives
I entered the one written “groom relatives” and found two more doors
1.ladies
2.men
I went through the one for “men” only to find two more doors
1.people with gifts
2.people without gift
I went through the one written “people without gifts” and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written
“So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way”

Praying during the last minutes before exams is not good at all for me.
I heard myself during the prayer saying
‘Good luck with your exams Lord.
mxm stressed

In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in Africa.

I am not perfect but at least i don’t call pastors and their wives mommy and daddy..!

Having an “Ex” as your friend is like using a sugarcane as a walking stick.
Once you feel thirsty you will eventually chew it my friend.

Ladies I’ve been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know.*

Dear GIRLS…! When a guy adds u on facebook, it means he wants to b ur frnd not ur husband…That’s y its called a frnd request… not a proposal !!!…And when a guy likes ur status he likes your status…he s not trying to impress u or flirt with u …When a guy likes ur picture, that…means he likes ur picture not you so stop getting over excited

Am hunting for my brother from another mother,
he just won powerball jackpot hle 64mil….please help asap…