A man ask a trainer on the gym: ” I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use”
Trainer replies “Use the ATM”
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niggas will laugh at you just
cause you don’t know Joburg but they
don’t know who their father is
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When you see someone using crayons in an exam and
wena you didn’t need them
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A real girlfriend kneels down when
answering her boyfriend’s call
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She waits till you say Hi! so that she can say Hi! too. She waits till you say I love you so that she can say I love you too.
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Everything she says after you’ve said.
My brother if you are not dating an ECHO then it’s a parrot🦜
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Wedding Day Confession”
Hubby: My dear, I Slept With Many Pro*titutes!
Wife: l Said it! Your Face Looks Familiar!
Husband Fainted!
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What is uMhlola?
uMhlola is when you give a lift to a
beautiful girl and she faints in your car. You take
her to the hospital and the doctor says she is
pregnant and congratulates you that you will soon be
a father . You shout that you are not the father but
the girl insist that you are the father……
Things are now getting Mhlolaful you now
require a DNA test to prove that you are not the
father…
Things become Mhlolostic when the doctor
comes with results saying you cannot be the father
because you are infertile…. You are relieved but on
your way home you remember you are married with
three kids at home!…..
Now you are extremely Mhlolicious
Now you begin to ask yourself who is the father
to those three kids?… Now you get home to find out
the father to those kids is your gateman … You
are now Mhlolaned
You then decide to go to your mum to tell her the
sad news… Your mum with tears running down her
cheeks tells you ‘my son I’m so sorry….your dad isn’t
your real dad’…. Then you know things are
Mhlolacated
And if you dont forward this you are a
Mhlolacriosis
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I have this stupid neighbour
who changes music as if he is listening alone
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what i if i told u
u read the first line wrong😂❌✔
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Jim won the race
Karen lost the race
Jim : knock knock
Karen : whose there
Jim : ya
Karen : ya who
Jim : yahooo
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Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?
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If a man inboxes you, telling you he loves you,
go to his timeline and post “I love you too😊😍”…
We have to clean South Africa 🙄✋🏾😊😂😂😂
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Apart from “Fine” and “okay”
what other death threats do women use?
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A Russian While Visiting India Went For An Eye Check Up.
The Dr. Shows The Letters On The Board “CZWXNQSTAZKY” & Asked.
Doctor: “Can You Read This?”
Russian: “Read? I Even Know This Guy. He’s My Cousin.”
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Boy Friend who doesn’t buy you shoes ,
Bra’s ,clothes and panties
has no rights to take them off.
Ladies please share!
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When You Drop Your Phone And Your Heart Hits The Ground
Before Your Phone Does
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