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Ngibulisa bonke abajola nabo Doctor ngithi “breath in”
Ngibulise abajola nama security ngithi “Vimba”
Ngibulise abajola no taxi drver ngithi “usdonse engathi uyasiyeka”
Ngibulise abajola nothisha ngithi “very good my girl”
Ngibulise abajola no cashier ngithi “plastiki?”
Ngibulise abajola nama poyisa ngithi “fakani okuncane”
Angibakhohlwa ke abajola eZion ngithi “khuluma moya”
Angibalibali ke abajola nosopolitiki ngithi kunina “ammmaaaaaaaaaandla”

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Bathi we dont break up no mOre sivele sithande omunye phez’komunye!!

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Before sikhothe 🍑sqale sdlulise ubuso kuyona siqabule ithanga kanti siyaynuka
😂😂😂😂😂

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Guys anyone here who knows Office of Relationship accident fund,
ngilimele kabuhlungu tuu!!
2018 was hard for me

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Bethuel: Otla nyela mfana,
Jack : Wanyela ,ore nna ketla nyela, watseba masepa ka sekwapa wena he ore ke tla nyela
Bethuel: ya, ke mamphu

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Ngeke ndiphinde ndijole ku Facebook 😢😢😢😢😢never💔💔💔

Ngahlangana nomunye ubhuti kwenye yama group alana ku Facebook, Wangibhalela eceleni ku inbox ngagcina sengimnike ne number sesifonelana.

Sihambile iskhathi simane sixoxa sagcina sesijola ai kwabamnandi kakhulu futhi bekengekho umuntu ohlupha omunye 🤷‍♂️

Lobhuti uhlala eMzinkulu mina ngihlala eXobho .zihambile inyanga sizijolela naye sifounelana njalo kumnandi nje kwethu,ngenye imini wangibuza kuthi ngineminyaka engakanani ngamtshela yooo wavele wathuka

So ize sixoxa ke ngambuza ukuthi yini ngathi uyamothusa indaba yeminyaka yam whathi ngimncane kakhulu cz ungishiya ngo 20 years kodwa ngenxa yokuthi besesijwayelene and akabonakali ukuthi umdala savele saqhuba sashaya ngathi asboni.

Last week sixoxile sazama ukuhlela usuku esizobonana ngalo then sagcina ngelithi sizobonana kule weekend so wathi uzofika Friday.

Ngempela ufikile Friday wangifounela ethi asihlangane e town ngagibela ngasuka shwiii ngafika town yoooo sabonana wangigxumela ubhuti wangibamba ejabulile lapho usulekeni wangicabuza ngabona abantu besibuka😏

Sahamba sayothenga into esizoyidla endlini ei lapho sengijaheni vele ai sathenga sangena emotweni saya endlini

Sithe nje siqeda ngena ndlini ngabuyisa iscabha saqala sabambana yooo sacabuzana lapho asisakwazi nokuzibamba

Eish yaz siyangibambezela isizulu ncono ngiyisheshise lenkulumo ngesi Venda.

Nde vha zwi funa naa vha nyakwita,
Ndi amba vha ndevhe dza❤ mapangu
Ndi nne muvenda nga vala,
Ndi nne muvenda nga luambo,😘

Hune nda kanda hu sala gadiso,
Line la talusa nne👅 kha vhothe,
La talusa leri nandi haa,
Ndi nnyi muvenda mu bikwa na ive👅🍑

Leri ndi ene nne mutuka
Leri ndi nnyi 😝Munna murema,
Ene asa sa swi nga vhuswa,
Le ndi😭 nnyi Munna wa mmvi thumbuni,

Ndi nnyi ngalaha mavhongwe,🙄
Li no dzhena khimbali nga nayo,
Phindulo ya ri ndi Ene muvenda,
Muvenda mubikwa na ive la vhibva.😢

Ai kunzima ngempela 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Uyezwa umuntu ethi ufuna ukuthatha ibreak othandweni.
Why angathathi konke nelunch ne after school ahambe once.

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If usajola no brothers othi uphi ushintshi wami??
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Khohlwa nuh 🤚 iwaste loyo muntu

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Kubo bonke laba ababethi uBabe ungidlisile, ngihlezi naye la sixoxa ngodaba lwenu, ngicamele esifubeni sakhe nginibala 1 by 1😁😁

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You are a Isibaya Subtitles writer then all of the Qhondi says ‘ahh nayi ngulube inginonela’ now do your duty.

Me: ah don’t pig oversize me.

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Ilobolo lehlula abakwaNkomo uyini ke wena ngesphongo baba Ncube kikikikiki

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Abantu bayathanda ukubuza ibhasi libhaliwe
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1. Akubuze ukuthi uyapheka yini abe ekubona ubonda imbiza,
wothi cha ngishintsha umntwana inabukeni.

2. Nificana ka Edgars akubuze ukuthi ubuzokwenzani,
wothi ubuzobheka amathayi emoto uzwe kuthiwa kune discount.

3. Afone phakathi nobusuku akubuze ukuthi ulele yini ,
othi no no no nginisela ingadi.

4. Akubuze ukuthi ugqokeni ebusuku,
wothi iRain coat.

5. Itax ibiza uR8 wena ukhiphe uR10 akubuze ukuthi nibangaki ,
wothi iback seat yonke.

6. Akufice etown kade ninaye erank akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe ubuza la, wothi cha empeleni ngiya ezulwini angazi ngfunani lana.

7. Ukufica eclubbini kodwa uzokbuza ukuthi uyaphila yini
wothi chaa ngibalekile emotshari ngiyabuyela

8. Ufake ijacket akubuze ukuthi uyagodola yini
wothi cha ngenzela ukundiza kahle.

9. Usemsebenzini akubuze ukuthi uyasebenza yini
wothi cha ngisheva intshebe

10. Uyadla akubuze ukuthi ulambile yini
w othi cha uyapakisha nje just incase.

11. Akufice eKFC udla akubuze uzodla inyama nawe la?
Wothi cha ngzogunda utshani.

12. Ufake ijoyini yesonto akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyasonta
wothi cha sigqoka kanje masiyogida iskokotsha

13. Ufake i uniform akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyafunda,
wothi cha ngiwuthisha

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Angikho happy nge look yabantu bakwa Mkhize nabadlamini face yenu

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When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”

Rest in Peace bro
You are dead

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As long as you are dating Palesa, Lerato, Bontle, Boitumelo, Karabo, Thato, Thabang, Nthabiseng, Sipho, Mbali and Lebo…….!! I swear you wont find inner Peace!!.
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Bafeba

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Webosisi ke ngizibuzele nje ngabe kumnandi yini uku bluetick(a) umuntu,nonke niyayenza lento kazi niyazi yini kubuhlungu kanjani ukwenziwa lonto magazine ngoba avenishesha ukukhala uma kwenziwa kini

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