Sengikubambile, sengiyazi ukuthi uwena. Ur busy ulokhu uthi makhi_makhi (Makhelwane) kimi, kanti wazi kahle ulambela ezinkukhwini zami. Ngifuyile kodwa wena uyangintshontshela.Y ungasho ukuthi uyazithanda ngikusisele. Uyinkentshane imbungulu uqobo lwayo. Udla amandla ami lwabishi, doti…
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Imagine ukhaphe i-Cherry yakho to fetch her child from her baby daddy’s house
& after an hour of waiting at the gate, he calls & say;
“Ungahamba broe bathi bayalala”.
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Munftu ahluleke kuguca athandaze for 2 minutes
Kodwa nge doggy style ulaster boma 30 minutes uma ete u shukela
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Plz dnt laugh aln pass it to de others
IZIMPENDULO UTITSHA AZITHOLE
KUBAFUNDI:
1.Umuntu onesisu esikhulu = STOMACH OUT
2. Umuntu omude = LONG DISTANCE
3.Umuntu ohamba nge wheelchair = CHAIRPERSON
4.Ongenazandla = VEST
5. Onekhanda elikhulu = HEADMASTER
6. Ozacile= CD or SKINNY JEAN
7. Obuya emendweni= RETURN SOLDIER
8. Ongenamoto = JOHNY WALKER
9. Okhuluma kakhulu = BLUETOOTH
10. Okhuluma kancane = SPEAKOUT
11. Othandana nabantu abaningi = QUANTUM
12. Onesishwapha = HATCHBACK
13. Onezinqa ezinkulu = PAKISTAN
14. Omubi = HORROR
15. Onamadlebe amakhulu = SATELITE DISH
16. Owesifazane ongalotsholwanga ohlala nendoda = IVOLONTIYA
17. Umuntu omfishane= FULL STOP.😄😄😂hlekisa nabanye.
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Abanye sebejolela nje ukukhulula i Lay-bye zabantwana babo.
Siyabuka nje.
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KODWA KE SENINGA KHULUMA NGOBA ININA. KODWA NJE, UMUNTU WESIFAZANE NGEKE AKUFEBELE UMENZELA EVERYBODY NEVER 🤞🤞
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Before sikhothe 🍑sqale sdlulise ubuso kuyona siqabule ithanga kanti siyaynuka
😂😂😂😂😂
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Umuntu kuthiwe uzoba isikhulumi emngxwabeni Abe busy nokuminyana notshwala, athi ubamba isibindi.Mase efika kwiMic uyachiphiza, ateteme aze ahayize kanti udakiwe.
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Umjolo funa ngathi ungaba sdudla ngoba ungaba slender ungafa nekufa
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Umphuzise umngane wakho adakwe umuzwe esethi
yabona mfethu Mina la emhlabeni angina umngane
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(Ube late eklasini ungene)
Teacher:yindaba u late?
Asande:ngyaxolisa Miss
Teacher:K ukhethani ngikubuze imibuzo ewu 5 elula noma owodwa onzima?
Asande:owodwa onzima
Teacher:K zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakheni?
Asande:1 500
Teacher:ukuthathaphi lokho?
Asande:Awu Miss sivumelane nombuzo owodwa lo wesbili uwuthathaphi?
Teacher:(quite)
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Ama-family gathering aseyabhora ngoba sekuyithi omalume abadakwayo.
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Indoda yangempela ayinandaba nokuthi iPenty liyafana noBra 👙 okubalulekile kuyo ukuthi ikuku🍑 iyahambisana yini ne date of birth.👊
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Ube mubi uze ungakhonkothwa nayinja.
A dog thinking ay uzongidla phela lomuntu.
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Uyazi ivele ingakuncomi 🤚🏽 indoda yakho, uze unconywe iphara 🧟♂️: “Waze wamuhle 🌹 sistera!” 👩🏽🦰
Uzithole usukhuluma wedwa uthi:”Uyazi ngingamgeza lona!
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Imagine uthi ubize uber uphuma e Hotel le ex yakho kuqamuke indoda yakho e driver leyo morto what r u going to do
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