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Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezulu
Uyazi ukuthi noma ungazibhuquza kanjani phansi,
if umuntu engakufuni akakufuni.
My Goal This Year Was To Be Madly😝 Rich🤗
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I’m Mad Already.. 🙄Slowly Getting There
As long as you are dating Palesa, Lerato, Bontle, Boitumelo, Karabo, Thato, Thabang, Nthabiseng, Sipho, Mbali and Lebo…….!! I swear you wont find inner Peace!!.
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Bafeba
Lamadoda ahlala egqoke amabhantshi noma libalele asuke efihlani, uboke ubuze eyangakini nawe,ubhasobhe kodwa hlambe aphatha oqhwasha nje
Ungazitshela ukuthi ama Gold Diggers asemadolobheni kuphela kanti agcwele yonke indawo. Uthi usemakhaya uthole intombazane ezokubuza ukuthi unawo yini umhlaba nemfuyo.
90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨 Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.
Kdwa Ke iLady Lihleka 5seconds Bese Kub Ilabo Gandaganda Abahleka Baze Bakhale
Abantu bakuhleba ngisho uzidlela i-Chappies, uzwe bathi: “Awubheke, akalenzi ibhamuza.
[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples]
“Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet”
Me : Ncooaw
Not all Boys are “Cheaters”
Some are “Leopard”
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Niyeke uku Khuluma uDotti
Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!
Ujole kahle nomuntu kube kuhle, mhla nihlukana akthuke ngombhede wakho athi umise kwesidleke senyoni😂😂
After world cup….
Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan????
Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba
Uma unamadoda awu 3 kuyaphezulu awusona isf*be ngoba uzidlalela istokfela samadod.. Usungahlukanisa ke seku December!!