Ngakhumbula X yami epheka Curry sengathi umfula ogcwele imfucuza konke kuyanta
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Indlela omumbi ngayo even god denied that this is my child😂
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Izenofhobia kade yaba khona noJesu wathi akakhile lana emhlaben ikhaya lakhe lisezulwini…..amajuda athi kant ungowokfika kulendawo ase embethela
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Ngendlela engimuthanda ngayo, sengicabanga nokumbhala kumaPex asekhaya.,ngeke💕
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Umunt uzogezela evrandi kulo Disemba, phela nishiyana kabi nina. ✋🏽 😐
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Ama boyfriend wenu talk a lot on the phone, once wam’ vakashela ukupha amaLemon Cream adlale no music ka Sjava athule athi duuuu🤫, after every 10min umuzwe athi…… “yaaaah ng’yakuzwa ke ma-Phindi-Phindi”✋
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Waxabana umfundi nothisha ekilasini wacasuka uthisha, uyathetha umfana uyanyenyeza uthi”hee awuzwe ungathi yistori” insizwa esasikhula nazo lezo madoda
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Ladies, you must stop wearing All Star takkies and a long dress. 😂 😂 😂.You can’t be “uMakoti & a Pantsula” at the same time.
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Mother: Simphiwe yini ndaba ungagezi izandla uphuma e toilet
Simphiwe : ukuthi vele ngiyowasha izitsha Mah
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Bongekile Ungena Police Station Ubona Sthombe Odongeni Sbhalwe “Wanted”
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Bongekile : Isigebengu Lesi ?!?
Police : Yebo
Bongekile : Manje Niyamfuna ?!?
Police (Esholo Phezulu) Yebo Uyaz Singamthola Kuphi ?!?
Bongekile : Angmaz Nokmazi Bengfuna Ukbuza Ukuthi Animubambanga Ngani Ngenkathi Nimushutha.
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Black people “Sifun’ izindlu ay-ay,ay. Sifuni ugwaqo ay-ay,ay.
Ningadakela thina, ngingasho kanjani ukuthi nifuna izindlu maqede nithi ” ay-ay,ay
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If uthi ufak I mask😷 uzwe lo👉🏾💩😹😹uzofa nge Own Goal before Corona😒
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Ujole ne ndoda ebhala kanje:
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Ijani bhebhi anay etham nahlanje zofon sasa
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Nywe nywe miss my boyfriend”
Manje thina senzen? Si react nga masende wakhe?
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Ubani ofuna siSign(e) nayo iContract
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Contract YoCansi
Lokhu kuqinisekisa ukuthi mina (Igama),___________ njengoba ngisayinile ngezansi (Ozobhejwa) ngiyazibophezela futhi ngiyathanda ukubhejwa wu (Igama)___________________________________(Imbebhi).
Ngiyaqinisekisa ukuthi iminyaka yami yobudala iyangivumela ukuthi sengingadliwa, ngijabulele ubumnandi bokuba nesinene engasiphiwa nguMdali. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi angidakiwe wutshwala futhi akangidakiswanga ngasidakamizwa ngiyimina ngiphelele nomqondo wami, futhi sengiqhanyelwe ngiyafa, ngilangazelele lolu holokoqo lo mthondo ozongena ezibilini zenkomo yami. Ngiyaqinisekisa nokuthi umzuliswano ngamunye ngowemvume yami. Ngiyasho bakithi ukuthi imbebhi yami * ayisebenzisanga sihluku * ayingisabisanga ngalutho * ayingiphoqanga, * futhi ayingithembisanga lutho ukuze ngiyibhebhise. Ukwengenza nje, imbebhi yami * angiyesabi nakancane * futhi angilindele mshado kuyona. Angikucacise ukuthi; sizobhebhana nje angimazi noma ushadile yini futhi anginandaba. Njengoba ezongibhebha nje angihuqi buthongo futhi angidakiwe kodwa ngibhejwa ngoba ngithanda futhi angangibhebha kangangokuthanda kwakhe, kuphela nje ngemvume yami. Uma engibhebhe ngeneliseka njengoba ngilindele, ngiyamvumela kusemanje ukuthi aphinde angihlabe nginabe ngenele ngesikhathi esoshiwo nguyena futhi nami uma ngifisa. Ukwengeza nje angisoze ngaba wufakazi kumbe ngime ebhokisini lenkantolo ngethule ubufakazi obucindezela yena, kumbe ngifake icala lokuthi ungidle ngenkani ngingafuni, noma ngabe ngiyamitha, ngithola isifo socansi, kumbe ngibona ukuthi wephule amalungelo athize ami, noma ngabe yini esizoyenza manje ngiyayithanda futhi ngiyayemukela. Ngisayine nginqunu ngaphambi kokugxumela embhedeni sikususe lokho_________ (Usuku)_____________(Inyanga nonyaka). Sayina Mbhejwa: ______________________ Usuku lokuzalwa : __________________ Usuku obhejwe ngalo:____________________
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Kwanongoma kuthiwa amanzi bawakhokhla enduneni ngob uMfula udlula ngasemzini wenduna
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