Singing!
“kulamagumbi amane omhlaba thuma mina oh baba thuma mina,kulezizizwe zonke thuma mina we baba thuma mina”
Oh ay thuma omunye sengkhohliwe angnayo mali ye passport!!
Singing!
“kulamagumbi amane omhlaba thuma mina oh baba thuma mina,kulezizizwe zonke thuma mina we baba thuma mina”
Oh ay thuma omunye sengkhohliwe angnayo mali ye passport!!
Intombazane iwela umgwaqo ngakwenye i-campus yase-UKZN.
Taxi Driver: “Awusuke endleleni weFees Must Fall!”
isdudla if sjika ikhona ngathi itruck eliphethe ucement
Unajiona gangster na highschool ulichukua number ya motivational speaker.
Umuntu amemeze uDuduzane ilanga lonke, then later usefuna ngimlande. 🙄
Akanamoto yini uDuduzane?
Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.
Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎
Utombona ngoku Saba litulu kutsi
Uyakolota may be imali esidliso enyangeni (sangoma)
When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”
When you take a Pedi girl out and she come wearing a t shirt written
‘Ditlogolo tsa ga Mphahlele, Mokgaga’ ah Pedi girls.
Uzalo ngaluyeka mhla uNkunzi ekhipha u-R10 million ephaketheni lebhulukwe
Kids : Baba ubuya Nini ?
Daddy: Ngo December betwana bam
Kids : Usiphathele izfebe uMama uthi udla Zona lapho
“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??
Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday
Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?
INTOMBAZANE IYAFANA NOLAMTHUTHU WAYIPHATHA KAHLE IYANYA
Ngenye imini ngadelela omunye ubhuti edlula estradini kanti ugogo uyangibona, wavele wathi: “Ngena umshaye mntanami!