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Singing!
“kulamagumbi amane omhlaba thuma mina oh baba thuma mina,kulezizizwe zonke thuma mina we baba thuma mina”

Oh ay thuma omunye sengkhohliwe angnayo mali ye passport!!



Intombazane iwela umgwaqo ngakwenye i-campus yase-UKZN.

Taxi Driver: “Awusuke endleleni weFees Must Fall!”

Unajiona gangster na highschool ulichukua number ya motivational speaker.


Umuntu amemeze uDuduzane ilanga lonke, then later usefuna ngimlande. 🙄

Akanamoto yini uDuduzane?

Uma ungasathengelwa izinto ezi-grand uma uvakashile kwa-boyfriend kodwa unikwa ukudla kwasekhaya, congratulations! Wena, usuyi-straight.


Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎


When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”

When you take a Pedi girl out and she come wearing a t shirt written
‘Ditlogolo tsa ga Mphahlele, Mokgaga’ ah Pedi girls.


Uzalo ngaluyeka mhla uNkunzi ekhipha u-R10 million ephaketheni lebhulukwe


Kids : Baba ubuya Nini ?

Daddy: Ngo December betwana bam

Kids : Usiphathele izfebe uMama uthi udla Zona lapho

“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??


Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday

Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?

Ngenye imini ngadelela omunye ubhuti edlula estradini kanti ugogo uyangibona, wavele wathi: “Ngena umshaye mntanami!