Public Clinics Nurse’s Will Call you by Your illnesses.
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They’ll be like: “Hey Wena TB Uyaphi?”
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Ngabe kade ngashada mina, inkinga ngiyasebenza ngama-weekend.
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Wena awuve ukuthanda okuza ngakuwe, nje ngoba usebenzisa amandla abanye abantwana. Nabo balambe esiswini. Yeka ukuba selfish.
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baby vuka ngikukhape Gal chaa ngakithi ngibatshelile ukuba ngizobuya monthe end
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Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”🐁🐁🐁
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”🐁
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Rich: Hello room service😞
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?😯
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry😐
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them😕
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Rich: Jerry is here!
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Dear Gift Of The Givers,
INkosi inibusise ngalo msakazo omuhle kangaka enangipha wona njengoba nanilapha eHuuzville Home For The Aged. Ngineminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalombili nesikhombisa (87), umndeni wami wangiletha lapha ngoba bethi baxakwe ngumsebenzi engekho ozonginakekela. Ngithanda ukudlulisa
okukhulu ukubonga kanye nothando enilukhombisile kulesi salukazi esiyimina esesilahlwe ngumndeni
waso.
Umkhozi wami (sengisho lo engilala naye ekamelweni) uneminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye nanhlanu (95) kanti ubehlale enomsakazo wakhe; kodwa ubengangivumeli ngiwusebenzise. Wangitshela ukuthi kwakungokamyeni wakhe osewashona, ngakho-ke ngokuqonda lokho, wayefuna ukuwugcina uphephile.
Nakhu-ke ngelinye ilanga umsakazo wakhe lowo wawa washayeka kabi waba zicucu ngenkathi ezama ukuvuka aye endlini encane. Kwakukubi impela, ekhala umngani wami. Wangibuza ukuthi angawusebenzisa yini owami, ngaba nenkulu intokozo lapho sengimtshela ukuthi akafusege.
Ngiyabonga ngaleli thuba.
INkosi inibusise.
Yimina,
uTryphina Nyembe
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Every king, Shaka, Herod, Pharoah, Luther, Mzilikazi, u name them, was once a crying and crawling baby. Every building, Calton Centre, NRZ Bldng/Packade Cntr, Tower Block, Twin Towers, u name them, was once a map, a plan on a paper. Its not important what u are today bt its what you become tomorow. The negative things said about u today, ungabi lendaba, they are helping u to build a strong testimony to share tomorow. Put yo faith in God, akaxakeki ngabantu bakhe, unecebo ngawe. Whatever life throws at u, akcept and persevere, there wil be sunshine afta the storm, kip pedaling, ungami.
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Ukube kuya ngami ngabe uyavuma ukuba seduze kavezuthando
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Izenofhobia kade yaba khona noJesu wathi akakhile lana emhlaben ikhaya lakhe lisezulwini…..amajuda athi kant ungowokfika kulendawo ase embethela
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Ngisemathandweni🥰😍❤💖😊
Ngyadla ngise Toilet ngya kaka🥺🤣
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After a good night:
White ladies: Thanks a lot dear it was a marvelous nyt.
Black ladies: eishhhh umuntu nxa esuka lapha mele ayedlula eSalon.
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If you think ngiyazitshela, nalokho ku-right, at least uyacabanga
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Esteshini sogesi.
English: Danger
IsiZulu: Ingozi
IsiSwati: Itakubhambabula, buta Sibiya!
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“Ngena wena omncane e-backseat.”
Lapho zikulindile izindlovu ezintathu.
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Umuntu omnyama will say anything jst to get off da phone. Like
“awume nghlale phansi, il call yu back”
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Uyaz ngithe ngisa cabanga kwenza Omnye umcabango nga cabanga 🤔,
ngithe ngisa cabanga 🤔 kwa Vela Omnye umcabango ,
khowubange nawe usu cabanga nje 🤔
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