Bongekile Bongie Bhembe
10:Omunye
9:Midnyt starring
8:Umalume
7:Distruction boyz madness
6:Iscathulo
5:Ganda ganda
4:Jaiva phez’kombede
3:Inde lendlela
2:Akanamali
1:Maradona..
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My biggest worry in life is that the same pegs that are used to pin down panties is the same that are used to pin down the dish towels and to clip shut a packet of milk.
Angilali ngalento
BREAKING NEWS…Menzi Ngubane, popularly known on
generations as Sibusiso Dlomo has passed on. This sad
event occurred this morning around 08h00.
He was allegedly shot by armed robbers and killed instantly,
in a movie am watching now.
TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile
What if impukane, is a bee eyashonelw abazali yaphenduk iphara🤔🤔
After S** feedback from different Ladies.
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– American lady: Thanks sweetheart, that was awesome
– UK lady: I’m so grateful honey, that was great
– India lady: Oh thank u very much, I love you
– Mzansi lady: So, o reng ka tshelete ya Moriri ????ngeke udle mahhala
Lol yaya i pain yokuthi uyovakashela umnganakho uthole avale umnyango uthi uyakokoda
Uzwe athi ng’jamela lapho mngan sengyaqeda,,,,,,,,,, vele uzwe nge tone 😨🗣 ukuthi kubi
Bese naye u guy aphume ngana lips a colour coded💋
😂🤣
Phela i-Valentine’s Day akuyona i-Women’s Day, nathi siyazifuna izipho.
Kanti idlalwa kanjani le nto ye-Valentine’s?
Mhlaka 31 December, 11:59, 5, 4, 3, …….
Uvele uphiswe ukbhosha into eLA ⌚ 🚑🚔🚦
😂😂😂😂
I Kaizer Chiefs ukube iyalifaka i-penty ngabe seliyi G-string,
ukudonswa i-Sundowns ka left i-Pirate ka right..
Inkani yomZulu ngathi yi-trolley yase shoprite. Ay’control’lek
He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,
Ikunyise i relationship uzithole sewu citha iimpahla u eneka amanzi…
Izolo bengivakatshele kwelinye isnoto le Pentecostal
lezi ezabo “Man Of God”. Kufike isikhathi sokunikela.
Eduze kwami bekuhlezi enye indoda ebonakala
idatshukelwe kakhulu. Basukuma abantu bayanikela.
Lale indoda ebonakala ihlupheka yasukuma yayanikela.
Ma ihaba izicathulo zayo zibhobokile phambili, zihamba
zivuleka isola ithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu. Ngibone
bonke abantu beyibheka lindoda, lomfundisi wayibheka
ngamehlo alosizi waze wehlisa inyembezi u Man Of God.
Ifike yanikela ngokuncane ekade ilakho lindoda yabuye
yayahlala phansi. Ithe isihlezi kwathuleka duu esontweni
abantu bebheke lindoda umfundisi elokhu ehlengezela
inyembezi. Umfundisi wabe eyibiza eyisa phambili, labantu
belokhu beyilandela ngamehlo. Ithe ifika phambili umfundisi
wakhipha ama pile angu two awama US$ esikhwameni sakhe
akade ebotshwe ngamarekeni. Ibandla lonke lamkhangela
u Man Of God latshaya izandla yena esakhipha imali
esikhwameni sebhatshi. Uthe eseyikhiphile ama pile amabili
abotshwe ngerekeni umfundisi wayibheka lindoda wathi:
“Mfowethu ngizwa ukudabuka okukhulu ngendlela okhanya
uhlupheke ngayo” Wakhulula imali umfundisi wathatha
amarekeni lawana wayinikeza indoda wathi:
“Thatha nanka amarekeni mfowethu uzabopha izicathulo
zakho zingahambi zisithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu”.
Ave ibuhlungu lento yokubona umuntu edla ukudla okumnandi etexin kodwa engayngeni eya ,Uma esehla acele nimubambise amaplasti nimdlulisele ngamaphi amandla silambile?😒
Our former President Mr Jacob Zuma took sum of his members out with him for drinks and after drinks the waiter brought the bill, Jacob:R1400
Fikile :R964
Mantash :R1100
Cele :R700
Total:R4164
After Jacob saw the bill he just goes like, hayikho i don’t remember inviting Total here honestly he must pay his on bill plus he owns many filling stations in South Africa