UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

It’s painful being a side chick
Side chick : Hi baby
Guy : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
Side chick : just called to say I
love you .
Guy : Sho commander nawe
uyazi sisonke
Side chick : ok Good night baby
Guy : Viva comrade

Posting about ubae wakho ukuphethe kakuhle is so old,
post his/her number sizibuzele…

Ngithume umntaka mzawami nge$2 ngathi ayethenga isinkwa lochago. Sengibona engasaphenduki ngathi wothi ngilandele maybe kukhona okuwrongo. Ngibone okunkunzi kuhamba kudlala kusidla icream donut kunatha lefrozen, ngikubuze ngithi “kanti Ntando wahamba udlala into engikuthume zona zinga,”
Kuphendule kuthi hayiAunt imali ilahlekile,
Kanti manje leyo othenge ngayo okudlayo uyithethe nga?
Kuthi, “ngithe sengiphenduka ngadobha i$2

First Line of every Sangoma
“Ngibona👀 Ubumnyama”

When You Swallow Your Pride And Text First Then You Get Blue Ticked And You Hear Your Pride Saying “Yah I Told You Uyaphapha”