Uthi “excuse me” etaxin yaseNkandla uzwe ogogo behleba bethi “uye ummeli kaZuma lo”

Nywe nywe nywe ” You stole my post ” voetsek
we have differnt friends , my friends need to laugh too

“Ufuna amasi noma ngikuthosele inyama?”

MINA: “Ungabe ungenzela amasi ngaleskhathi usathosa inyama!

Ladies, Men don’t crush on you,
They just wish to have sex with you 😧
Aniyekeni ukuzkhohlisa ngothando✋😂

Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says
“Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”

Some Girls Are Fools Yazi, Iam sorry To Say So But Its True. -_-
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They Be Like:
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“Ngeke Ngikwazi Ukuthandana Nawe Uno Mawengane” 🙁 🙁
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Wtf Kanti Umawengane Uhlala Emasendeni Yini??

Nakhu uSipho uyaxoshwa emsebenzini bese ecabanga ukuvula ikhemesi nangempela ayivule aqashe abantu abawu2 ukuthi bamsize bese ebeka imithetho ukuthi “Mawulaphekile ukhokha uR1000 uma ungalaphekanga sikubuyisela uR5000 back” akubeke ngaphandle lokho njebhodi …. kuqhamuke iphoyisa lifunde langaphandle libone ukuthi iningi lemali angene ngaphakathi

PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungayizwa I taste yokudla engikudlayo

DR: basebenzi ngicela ibhodlela number 22 lapho .. phuza lana

PHOYISA : aphuze ( arghhh ) ungiphuzisa umchamo lona

DR: khokha ndoda sewukwazi ukuzwa I taste manjr uzwile ukuthi ngumchamo lo(likhokhe iphoyisa ..libone ukuthi libhayizile libuye futhi ngakusasa )
PHOYISA: dokotela nginenkinga yokungakhumbuli ebingikudla izolo ngisize (imambane le iyayifuna lemali)
DR: basebenzi lethani lelo bhodlela unumber 22.
PHOYISA: cha cha cha aii leli bhodlela layizolo lomchamo.
DR: khokha ngoba sewukhumbula ukuthi bewudlani izolo(likhokhe iphoyisa libone ukuthi libhayizile futhi phela lemali liyayifuna libuye futhi)
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungaboni emehlweni
DR: cha ngeke sikwazi ukukusiza lapho bamba naku uR5000 wakho besho bemnika uR50
PHOYISA: hawu engani ngu R50 njr loo
DR: khokha ngoba usuyabona ukuthi malini lee ……..iphoyisa lavele laqaleka