Hanging out with ppl who smoke weed, nizothula 30 minutes wonke umuzwe esethi “ey ngya kuzwa wena mft”

Athi uDJ Tira: “Hello ladies!” Indoda yakho imemeze kuqala ithi: “Hellooooo!” Qomani bodadewethu

So nifike nimithisane nodwa then nithi iyntombi zethu azikhiphe oR200 ukuza Kuma Babyshower mabengenzi nithi ama Fake Friends.🙄😏

U are ungly in such a way that usabe nokuphuma

Mina: “Waze wamuhle u-boy.” 👩🏽‍🦰: “Ngiyambongela, nase-crèche uhlakaniphile.” Mina: “How old are you, boy?” 👶🏽: “Blue.”

Uzath i taxi 🚕 ihamba kancani kanti isindwa yilobu febe bakho

Umuntu umtshele kahle ukuthi akacuphe alarm la 5 yena acuphe u4 aqale Akubhebhe 😫

On a date: Yena: “So, tell me about yourself.” Mina: “Oh, mina sisi ngilifaka lonke.”