“Okay! Okay! 1, 2, 3, go!”

Kusho indoda yakho e-salon bayifaka i-spirit. 🙄

Kazi asebenzisa luphi uhlobo lwe glue lama couples angahlukani.

Ngiyavuma, imizi ayifani, kodwa kwaNtuli bawuthathaphi umshanelo obhalwe ukuthi Grade 9A?

My White NEIGHBOUR has been standing on my fence shouting …… “Michael Wayne …. Michael Wayne … Michael Wayne” for the past hour. ……… Only to find out now that she was trying to say MAKHELWANE

UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.

Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

Umtshele kahle umuntu ukuthi “ugayiphenduli le message ngoba usebuyile ubae”
Avele athi “ufike nini?”

The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
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If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…
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I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali !!

Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?

Muntu avelr angene e taxin
avule ama Flyers😞

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