uMfundisi uthe intombazane eyitshitshi ayisiphe umthandazo wokuvala inkonzo 🤔
Namanje sisahlez enkonzweni angsomile kanje😲
uMfundisi uthe intombazane eyitshitshi ayisiphe umthandazo wokuvala inkonzo 🤔
Namanje sisahlez enkonzweni angsomile kanje😲
Imagine having sex with Lucy from Generations…..
She will be like…
“Eh wena saan ungazong hlanyisa yezwa,faka daidang daar….
jah show case bafanas ingenile!
Sooo I decided to finally address this issue khona nizophuma ezindabeni zam😡😡😡….
Okokuqala nje, I’m not hiding my relationship, I don’t think it’s anyone’s business who I decide to date . Plus I need some privacy to protect the well -being of our relationship. It was an “as need to know basis” .😒
Okwesibili, yes we sent out wedding invitations to family and close friends last week. We’re getting married on December 14th 2020 (14/12/2020) . It happened unexpectedly. This quarantine showed us that we can get through anything .👌I’m very happy about it and can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with the one that I love 😘❤❤❤❤
Okokugcina , I stole this post from a friend because I knew you’d read it . Just to remind you to wash your hands regularly, stay at home , drink water and mind your own business!! 🤣😉🙏
Ama boyfriend wenu talk a lot on the phone, once wam’ vakashela ukupha amaLemon Cream adlale no music ka Sjava athule athi duuuu🤫, after every 10min umuzwe athi…… “yaaaah ng’yakuzwa ke ma-Phindi-Phindi”✋
Once ngafaka ijazi lami lase-Zion nesfonyo sami, ubudokotela ngivele ngibuzwe ngaphakathi.
Umbona ngokuhlafuna uswidi ukuthi akakwaz kubekezela
uzitshele ukuthi sezingiphelele izitayela during
umdavazo uvele ungizwe ngithi “bby lala engathi uyagodola”
When You Swallow Your Pride And Text First Then You Get Blue Ticked And You Hear Your Pride Saying “Yah I Told You Uyaphapha”
Ngithatha iskere ngisika i calendar
Inhloso yam ngfuna kuhlukanisa
Unyaka
Ungene nge vosho kw relationship yabant kant bazidlela i-treatment uphume sewunyonyoba njengo mthakathi!!
Ngendlela umsebenzi ongekho ngakhona la eSouth Africa.
Nakho ukuyochutha izinkukhu eKFC nge Diploma yami ngingakuncamela.
Mosadi otshwana le LOTTO😑
geosa mo beche okase mo win’i..
Uyalava yini tarven ungari na Mali ni yedlela kuhibah loko seh hi dakwile
Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.
Iyiph i KFC emnandi between Hungry Lion and Chicken Licken? 😋😪
Ukudelela kwamaSmall House
Unamntwana:Ngicela ukukhuluma lomnikazi wefon
Small House:Usagqoka icondom izandla zakhe zigcwele amafutha