Hhayi bo! Nakhu ngifica umuntu okhulelwe estobhini, sesime sobabili manje sekungathi yimi-ke lo ogile lo mkhuba. 😐
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UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI😩✋✋
KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY
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TJOOOOOO! … KUNZIMA KULOMSHAYELI:
Intokazi ephethe amabhokisi amabili e-pizza ingene etek’sini yaqonda esihlalweni esingemuva. Umshayeli wetek’si akazange ay’linde nokuthi ihlale phansi, wavele wamemeza: 🗣”Noma ungaya esihlalweni esisemuva wesisi kodwa uzowakhokhela lawo maTILES!!”… 🤔🤔
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Whites: It was fun hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: It was bad hey.
Blacks: Bekunyiwa
Whites: I’m broke.
Blacks: Kuyanyiwa
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Studying At Unisa Is A Problem🤕
Because You Study With Old People🤒
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When You’re Trying To Focus Bavele Bak’thume Nje✋
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I Kaizer Chiefs ukube iyalifaka i-penty ngabe seliyi G-string,
ukudonswa i-Sundowns ka left i-Pirate ka right..
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OBundle Of Joy benu kodwa guys 🐸, sesiya-react(a) phela ngoba ingane ayinacala. 🙄
Sizothini?
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Wake watshelwa umuntu ukuthi umumbi ehlangana nawe, angaxolisi nokuthi athi ngiyadlala avele akushiye kanjalo ahambe. Uhambe uzibuza ukuthi umumbi ngempela, mawumumbi ububi bakho benzeni kubani?
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Blacks will point at an empty chair and ask ukuthi “kuhlezi bani laphana?”.
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Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?
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After One Round Nyana Motho A Robale Okare Ba Mo Thuntshitxe…
Korr Keng Mara Huuh??
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Ngidinga indoda eseyikhulile ngomqondo,ezaziyo ifunani empilweni. Eseyiqalile nokwakha umuzi wayo🙄🤗 ngifuna ukuyidayisela nangu u cement ungaze wome bakithi😎😎
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The struggle of pronouncing “Listeriosis” still
continues in south africa Police Stations
Bathi “isifo sa polony”
yin yona leyo sifo sapoloni
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Sebeqalileke bathi amaresult wabafundi
bakwa Nongoma alandwa eNduneni
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Bashonaphi labo bhuti ababesifica sizidlalela kamnandi, bafike bathi: “Sbanibani, uyamsaba lo?” Besho bekhomba umngani wakho odlala naye.
Uphendule uthi: “Angimsabi.” Qede babuze lo mngani wakho ukuthi yena uyakusaba yini, uma ethi akakusabi bese kuthiwa yilwani. 😐 😢
Ziphi lezo zinja ezazisiqhatha? 😡
Ngikhulile manje ngifuna ukuziphindiselela kubo.
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Lifake Wena Babe ”
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Kway’sholo uMfana eQala ukwenza iSex engaz uzoFakan Kuphi
I Remember Saying This Nam Kudala … Ngeke Ng’Phike NgaDlula Khona
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