Shuthi iyathelelana lento yabakaCele yokuhlafuna iyoghurt nomapholoba sebeqalile
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Shuthi iyathelelana lento yabakaCele yokuhlafuna iyoghurt nomapholoba sebeqalile
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Kule genge ka “Happy birthday to myself…” ngithi nje sengathi neRest In Peace ningazenzela. ✋🏼 😐
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Sizonifunza kanjani ama-strawberries 🍓 🍓 ngoba phela nina nidlela ukusutha?
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Uthi udlula ngase KFC nendoda yakho yaseMzimkulu uyizwe ithi “engath bengasbiza basiphe izikhumba 😋”🤣🤣
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“Nawe uyahleka”?
Kubuza umuntu owazi onke amaSecret wakho
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My doctor advise me today he said
“Eeeh Mr Sibiya u shld phuza beer so that uzobuyela emzimbeni wakho” Thanks doctor God Bless You
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Umunt umgcine eshaya ivosho dukuduku akasavuki muthi ubhekisa ikhanda phans kant uphindisela ibele ku Bra ey december!!
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Kuyashisa manje.Ntambama kuzobuya lezulu eliduma uze ucabange ukuthi….kambe uxabene nobani osebenzisa amakhambi.
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You?ll never know who your friends are? till you stumble and fall. And till you feel his hands on your shoulder as he says, ?Yan tatanga-tanga kasi?.
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She posted :”Kuku yaka is my Pride
Her Ex replied :”Your pride is too deep
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ufice iCrush yakho estolo uvele uthenge ama Tennis nama Lays nge Mali ye Klabishi
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Unopete ngo2020? Mniken iwheelchair yakhe uchairperson loyo😂
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Usathi u-enjoy ubumnandi bokugibela iTax 🚐uzwe kuthiwa yehla sesfikile ✋kodwa yin ubunja 🐕
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When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”
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CHRISTMAS HLAYA #2
USthera wayesanda kuthola ilicense yakhe yokushayela wase enquma ukucela kubaba wakhe ukuthi amthengele imoto kube yisipho sakhe sikaKhisimusi – kwakusasele izinyanga ngaphambi kukaKhisimusi.
“Kulungile,” kusho ubaba wakhe, “kodwa ngifuna kube nezinto ongenzela zona kuqala. Uma ungathola o-A ezifundweni zakho, ulikhuthalele iBhayibheli bese ugunda lama dlodlombiya ezinwele zakho mhlawumbe ngingasicabangisisa isicelo sakho.”
Kwadlula izinyangana, wabuyela kuyise uSthera.
“Kuyangithokozisa ukubona ukuthi ezifundweni zakho ushaya ngo-straight A’s ndodana, futhi nezifundo zakho zeBhayibheli ziyagculisa. Yize kunjalo, ngiyadumala ngezinwele zakho ongakazigundi.”
Ngoba uSthera wayeyinsizwa ezihlakaniphele futhi enezimpendulo kuyo yonke imibuzo waphendula uyise wathi: “Buka la baba, ezifundweni zami zeBhayibheli ngiqaphelile ukuthi emifanekisweni kaJesu, Moses, Samson kanjalo noJona uMbhabhadisi, bonke babenezinwele ezinkulu.”
“Yebo ngiyakwazi lokho,” kuphendula uyise, “kodwa uqaphelile ukuthi babehamba ngezinyawo noma ngabe beya kuphi?”
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Her: babe useThswaleni🍺?
Me: No✋ ngise Tarven…Utshwala buse Fridgini
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