Uzilambele e taxin umbone umtwana ekhalela ama lays wakho ….
ngivele ngiwalahle nge window 🙄🚶🚶
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Ungaba muhle, ugqoke kahle kodwa indaba ilapha.
*esho ekhomba*
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Ngangena ku FB kwanuka
nje😓khona
SENZO :Abasanensila
ka 2017
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Once ngafaka ijazi lami lase-Zion nesfonyo sami, ubudokotela ngivele ngibuzwe ngaphakathi. 😊 😎
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After drinking a Wine Jesus stood up an
said ” one of you will betray me ”
Judas replied “unjalo-ke wena
musudakiwe uyadelela ,ku worse futh
makuthenge wena”
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So grade 9’s think that by choosing to do Physical sciences next year, they will become scientists and astronauts…
°° °° °°
So Bafethu ngibatshele or nizobatshela?
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Engathi kuzomele siyoxolisa kuGogo kaLihle ngoba lokhu umuntu amhleka, izinto aziphindange zalunga.
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Pastor : uNkuLunkuLu UnamandLa ✊✊
– Possessed Child : uGyma Naye ?
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Sekuzomele ufake izithombe zakho zangempela manje sesikhathele iphotoshop neYouCam.
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Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini
Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)
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Ubani ofuna siSign(e) nayo iContract
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Contract YoCansi
Lokhu kuqinisekisa ukuthi mina (Igama),___________ njengoba ngisayinile ngezansi (Ozobhejwa) ngiyazibophezela futhi ngiyathanda ukubhejwa wu (Igama)___________________________________(Imbebhi).
Ngiyaqinisekisa ukuthi iminyaka yami yobudala iyangivumela ukuthi sengingadliwa, ngijabulele ubumnandi bokuba nesinene engasiphiwa nguMdali. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi angidakiwe wutshwala futhi akangidakiswanga ngasidakamizwa ngiyimina ngiphelele nomqondo wami, futhi sengiqhanyelwe ngiyafa, ngilangazelele lolu holokoqo lo mthondo ozongena ezibilini zenkomo yami. Ngiyaqinisekisa nokuthi umzuliswano ngamunye ngowemvume yami. Ngiyasho bakithi ukuthi imbebhi yami * ayisebenzisanga sihluku * ayingisabisanga ngalutho * ayingiphoqanga, * futhi ayingithembisanga lutho ukuze ngiyibhebhise. Ukwengenza nje, imbebhi yami * angiyesabi nakancane * futhi angilindele mshado kuyona. Angikucacise ukuthi; sizobhebhana nje angimazi noma ushadile yini futhi anginandaba. Njengoba ezongibhebha nje angihuqi buthongo futhi angidakiwe kodwa ngibhejwa ngoba ngithanda futhi angangibhebha kangangokuthanda kwakhe, kuphela nje ngemvume yami. Uma engibhebhe ngeneliseka njengoba ngilindele, ngiyamvumela kusemanje ukuthi aphinde angihlabe nginabe ngenele ngesikhathi esoshiwo nguyena futhi nami uma ngifisa. Ukwengeza nje angisoze ngaba wufakazi kumbe ngime ebhokisini lenkantolo ngethule ubufakazi obucindezela yena, kumbe ngifake icala lokuthi ungidle ngenkani ngingafuni, noma ngabe ngiyamitha, ngithola isifo socansi, kumbe ngibona ukuthi wephule amalungelo athize ami, noma ngabe yini esizoyenza manje ngiyayithanda futhi ngiyayemukela. Ngisayine nginqunu ngaphambi kokugxumela embhedeni sikususe lokho_________ (Usuku)_____________(Inyanga nonyaka). Sayina Mbhejwa: ______________________ Usuku lokuzalwa : __________________ Usuku obhejwe ngalo:____________________
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Asivale amehlo: “Ola, Jesu Bra yami! Ngizakuwe ngingenafokol ngizoringa nawe ukuthi kushubile elay’fini kuntswembu bra yam. Amajita aya khawathana, abanye ngapha baya bhodisana. Mina ngibonga i-protection os’gaya yona elke dag! Le outy abathi uSatan neskeem sayo bafuna ukus’lahlisa iside, but atleast wena uyaspana ngokusivikela, sure! Nguwe owanika u David ikrag yoku trapa u-Goliath! Nguwe owavaya namaGents akwa- Israel esgangeni banga khawathwa yi-niks!! Mara bra Jesu mpintshi’yami wabhodela ama-flop ethu, sorry nga-daai ding, uyang’thola? If mina nezimpintshi zami besikhona daar, besizothatha iside yakho skeem sam! Asseblief, ringa neGrootman lakho uJehova asixolele. Sicela i-Life egrand, inyuku e-baie, negawulo! Olla Bra yam, 8tada!! AMEN.
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I show off kaNyaa ekhuluma labanye otsheri:
Nyaa: liyazi namuhla ngicaphukile so”
Xolie: “Yindaba Nyastoe?”
Selibona Nya: “Liyazi okuligundwane kuphose kwangi stressa so. Khonapha ngihleli ku TV room yam nanku kuseqa phezu kwe Pizza yami kuqonda streit ku 72 inch Plasma Tv ngakusukumela nanko ku PVR decorder kweqa phezu kwe 10 piece SONY sound system, lakho lakho nanko phezu kwe remote ye Aircon, lakho lakho ngahle ngadobha umbhobho kamawobho wangkhaya, yimi lwana ngikuxotsha nginyathela phezu kwe Ipad yomnawami oku Grade 1 nhlanhla nje i Ipad eyami, ekamasalu, ekacc, ekamdala beziku charger. ngadubula kabili ngakhutha ngadubula i remote ka garden boy eye Prado, lakho lakho ekhitshini kukhwela phezu kwe 3 door Samsung fridge akuhlalanga ngathi ngkuthathe kweqela phezu kwe 6-plate stove ngasala ngitshaya ikhekhe letiye ka4. Besengilolaka ngathat ha ingqamu eyathunyezwa ngumamncane efakwa ibattery ngahle ngayilayitha take take lakho nanko ngeniyani ebedroom yami mina valiyani isivalo ngezwa litshukuza ngemva kwe 50 Inch plasma TV yami nganyenya kanti angizwanga kuhle kutshukuza ngemva kwe built-in fridge yami ehlala i Pure Juice nanko kweqa kwadlula kugijima phezu kwe Laptop yami iSumsung ele Windows 8 e releaswe last week. Labaleka laqonda egarage laba lomnyama lathola kupake izimota 8 ngahle ngathatha ama remote azo ngakhalisa lethuka laphuma coz umsindo owenziwa ngeyami imota i Aston Martin awutshiphanga, khona ngabe lithole iJaguar kamasalu nga lihle lafa. Ngize ngayalibulalela ku swimming pool”
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To avoid ukweqiwa i-plate emcimbini, before ulidlulise komunye, beka elakho phambi kwakho then uqale-ke udlulise.
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Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo
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What if impukane, is a bee eyashonelw abazali yaphenduk iphara🤔🤔
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