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Ngi-wrong yini uma ngibona i-crush yami i-online bese ngiyayi-inbox(a) ngithi: “Hi, nice online.”? 😊
“Buyela la uphuma khona!”
Kanjani i-Polo selijikile? 🤷🏽♀️
Ay, abazali nabo sometimes.
WOMAN’S TEARS vs MAN’S
TEARS.
Ungalokothi ukhalise
umuntu wesifazane ngoba
akukho okubiza
njengezinyembezi zomuntu
wesifazane. Uma unyembezi
olulodwa luphuma
emehlweni, luhlangana ne-
LOREAL EYE LINER (ebiza
R115) kanye ne-REVLON
MASCARA (ebiza R185), bese
zehla njalo ngezihlathi
zihlangane ne-D & G blusher
(ebiza R150) kanye ne-MAC
powder (ebiza R95).
Ekugcineni izinyembezi zifike
ezindebeni zakhe zihlangane
ne-MAYBELLINE Lipstick
(ebiza R120) kanye ne-
lipgloss yakwa-AVON (ebiza
R35). Lokhu kusho ukuthi
unyembezi lulunye lubiza
R700! Ngakho-ke PLEASE
ningalokothi nikhalise
umuntu wesifazane.
Uma ukhalisa umuntu
wesilisa, unyembezi
luhlangana novaselina
wohlobo lwe-Cocoa Butter
(R19) kanye ne-ZAMBUK (R5)
, uma sekukonke kubiza R24
Only abantu abake bayehliswa bengakaqedi,
would understand why Zuma was refusing.
Ukuyehla ungakaqedi is just so cruel.
Uthi uyamushela umuntu,akutshele ukuthi uneNdoda😡
Ngenzen-pho mina!
Ngiyishele nayo?
Angilele ngiyacabanga la, ubani owake wezwa iphoyisa linuka i-perfume? Or umthetho awuvumi?
Ukube ububi bu’hlungu ngabe baningi abantu
Abagcwele iy’bhedlela
The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…💃💃
I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali
Umuntu avele abe nekhanda elikhulu engathi yilemonto e deliver inobholi
Ungabuzi indlela emuntwini okhuluma isiTshangane. Ngeke ufike la oya khona.
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Ungezwa ethi “Famba straight itafika lahaya,iku ehh,iku ihh,iku ohh,ifamba futhi ifika lahaya iku ohh, iku ahh,iku ehh,iku ihh,ifamba ilanguta kathlelo rasinene itavona gate ro bhasa hingena…”
Ngisemathandweni🥰😍❤💖😊
Ngyadla ngise Toilet ngya kaka🥺🤣
Uzabezwa nxa sebesemfeni……
NGUNAMBA BANI UMANQOBA?
1 Yikho sitshona sikhuthaza abantu ukuthi bangene amaburial manje kwiyini so.
2 Yikukhala mhlobo bani khonokhu umuntu ekhala ekhuluma njengetshona.
3 UMandlovu sekhohliwe ukuthi ubeyismall house yikho esekhala ukwedlula umfelokazi
4 Hayi ah ibhokisi lakhona ngusori…
5 Endi laze lahamba isela umuntu uzake alale ekhohliwe ukukhiya umnyango.
6 uTracy ubuwule sobamngena ekhanda yikho ebuya emfeni eqgoke imini sketi, kumbe ufuna ukukhonjiswa yisidumbu.
7 Kuthwa bebengela senti baze bancedwa ngumalume wabo oseUK.
8 Usekhala ezibhuqa phansi kodwa umamakhe esaphila wayengamnaki.
9 Umama yenowu kaswelakali ezimfeni sebeze bemuthi nguDoves 10 Amakheriya kawafi khangela ukuthi uMlilo unone njani.
11 Lanxa sokuthwa yiso isikhiwa leso, umfelokazi selokhe ephethe erisiva ifoni.
12 Kathi uChipo usaphila ngake ngezwa bembalisa nje ukuthi ubest before October.
13 uMary ulande ukuzovalelisa umngane wakhe ababewula bonke etown.
14 Ngemva kwemfa leyi siya koMangwenya, uyazibona izaziso zemfa ngemva kwendlebe zikaDanisa?
15 Okulibhokisi kwakhona ngokusorry.
16 Isimanga yikuthi kuzo zonke izimfa uThoko ukhala esiyowela phezu kwamadoda.
17 Usethabile uMandlovu indoda yakhe isize yafa.
18 Lanxa bengaze bemngcwabe ngekhasikedi sonke siyakuwani ndawo.
19 Phela kuthwa uninazala nguye obulele umntanakhe, awuboni ubekhala ilihlo elilodwa.
20 Ubutshapha obehlula imfa shuwa.
21 Angazi ukuthi bavumeleni ukuthi kube lebhodi viyuwingi lokhuyana okunjana angikaze ngubone.
22 Imfa elokudla so, uMakhumalo kasuki…sefisa ukuthi ngabe kuhle kufe omunye.
23 Bengavala ibhokisi ngengubo engcole njana
24 Lowana vele uzapoka ngendlela athanda ngayo imali.
25 Ubengathi uzathi salibonani elele ebhokisini.
26 Injiva ibuye izilengisele izandla imaraza kuphela
27 Bambani lowo engazilimazi
28 Osisi bakhona balanda ukuzotshinga kodwa emkhuhlaneni babengekho
29 Hantsho ngabe kufe isiyelele lesi kwasala umuntu kuzwa
If uyisangoma ungenayo I foundation kaNkulunkulu,
kusho ukuthi uzosiqeda phela. Uyazi uzosithakatha wena.
Kundzima kujola neli 2000s nisathi nlele umuntu uyavuka ngo 5:
ekseni uthi ufuna ukukuphindisa
kanti ufuna kugezisa Talking Tom
GAL : Bbe Ngcela Ungipha Imali Yekhanda
BOY : Ufuna Elengulube Noma Elenkomo Khona Ngizokuphathele Ksasa ETown Mase Ngothenga UBeer