That awkward moment when you are in love with a Motswana and you type “baby wa thoma” and auto correct says “baby wa Thomas” and she replies “eishh baby i can explain”.
WTF.

Uyeza uDecember neSdina sawo
Uphume uyothenga isinkwa neAIRTIME
Ubuye Usudakiwe😞

Umona

US’thole kwakuyindoda ezihluphekelayo. Kwathi ngolunye usuku yakhetha ukuthandaza.

Ithi “Nkulunkulu ngiyahlupheka ngicela ungiphe nje okuhle.”

Nangampela uzwakale umthandazo wakhe kuNkulunkulu.
Amphendule u Nkulunkulu athi, “Cela noma yini oyifunayo, kodwa yazi ukuthi kukho konke ozokucela, ngizonika nomakhelwane wakho kuphindwe kabili.
Avume uSthole

Nangampela acabange ukucela imoto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba nezimbili. Ayeke!

Acabange ukucela ibus, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba namabili.
Ayeke!

Acabange ukucela uR5 million we lotto, abuke ukuthi umakhelwane uzoba no R10 million.
Ayeke!

Athule, ecabange ukuthi angacelani nje.!

Abe esethi “Nkulunkulu ngicela ungikhiphe ihlo ( iso )elilodwa. Ezwakale esethi usuyokwenza njalo ke nakumakhelwane.

Ngikhuluma ngomuntu onomona akakwazi ukucela into ezomsiza ngoba ubheka ukuthi nomakhelwane wakhe uzoba nakho. Uncamela ukuphuma iso ngenxa yokuthi nomakhelwane awakhishwe omabili awakhe amahlo.

Akaphumeleli umuntu onomona kunalokho ulahlekelwa ilokho anakho.

Qaphela umona shlobo sami namhlanje!

Ungahlali nale msg idlulisele nakwabanye.

Ubaxwayise ngomona ungasizakali wedwa ngoba wangaydlulisa uzobe unomona sengzohlala phasi ngdedele ofakazi wangafakaza ngalendaba kyobe unomona ngcela inkosi ibusise enikzwile amen

Ameni

With us men its better to forget a tissue when
you go to the toilet than to forget your phone.
Icala elibomvu lelo!!!