Girls, xolisani kulabo sisi enizibiza ngabo uma nishelwa.
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Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.
Aahh I forgot to faint
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Nibosipha phela ama-matching outfits uma ucu selugqashukile
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UCocacola angayifaka iAlcohol ku2L wakhe inkinga inina eniyothi meseniphuzile nidelele nitshele uBheki Cele. Futhi nina!!!
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Uclean, Uwashe, Upheke, Indoda Yakho Ihleli Embhedeni I Chat Nobambo Lwayo… Kodwa Ke Qhubekani 😂
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Asivale amehlo: “Ola, Jesu Bra yami! Ngizakuwe ngingenafokol ngizoringa nawe ukuthi kushubile elay’fini kuntswembu bra yam. Amajita aya khawathana, abanye ngapha baya bhodisana. Mina ngibonga i-protection os’gaya yona elke dag! Le outy abathi uSatan neskeem sayo bafuna ukus’lahlisa iside, but atleast wena uyaspana ngokusivikela, sure! Nguwe owanika u David ikrag yoku trapa u-Goliath! Nguwe owavaya namaGents akwa- Israel esgangeni banga khawathwa yi-niks!! Mara bra Jesu mpintshi’yami wabhodela ama-flop ethu, sorry nga-daai ding, uyang’thola? If mina nezimpintshi zami besikhona daar, besizothatha iside yakho skeem sam! Asseblief, ringa neGrootman lakho uJehova asixolele. Sicela i-Life egrand, inyuku e-baie, negawulo! Olla Bra yam, 8tada!! AMEN.
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That moment when you pass by Church and the Postor be like
“bazalwane uSathane uyadlula”
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Lowo mzuzu ongixakayo, izivakashi seziyavalelisa. Two hours later basavalelisa. 🙄
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Honestly, “I have a boyfriend” isn’t enough for uba sikuyeke uyeva? Give us something with drama,tell us you’re pregnant…tell us uyafa…give us action…Tell us your boyfriend shot someone in the head for ukukuplita…Write an award winning article…Give us some Razzmatazz!!!…Tell us you have 6 kinds of STD’s and that you’re carrying your neighbors child,who happens to be the father of your best friend…
Not “Nywe Nywe I have a Boyfriend”
Sizokulobola nalo Boyfriend yakho thina!
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Mother: Simphiwe yini ndaba ungagezi izandla uphuma e toilet
Simphiwe : ukuthi vele ngiyowasha izitsha Mah
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Guys when they catch their girl cheating will be “selalala kangaki?”
As if he is going to handle it well when she says 20 times.
Dont ask things you won’t handle pliz.
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Sengiquleke kathathu emva kokukhokha ischool fees sezingane😢😢
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Ey, uyicinge i-mayonnaise kwaNongoma kanti ibhalwe ukuthi Ushuni Wesaladi.
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Ngimanzi nteee! Kade ngithelwa ngamanzi bengivusa sengiqulekile, ngizwa kuthiwa iEX yami ithenge amaTAXI awu6 namaGolf awu3 kanti basho amakhekhe
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Ladies Imagine.
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Umvakashela Umfana For iSleepover, Akunyobe To Come Nice.
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Bese Ngabo 10 Avuke Aye e-Kitchen Ayodla Yedwa. Abuye Akucabuze Ngamafutha e-Wors.
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Kanti into entsha yini, uqala ukuzibona ukuthi umumbi wakhala. Usuzwa ngabantu uyatetema usuyakhala manje. Awubuthwele ubunzima wena ngoba awuziboni njalo. Abantu abakubukayo kuphela abathwele ubunzima. Usungaze uqashe izinkabi, abantu bafele ukuthi umumbi. Bonke labantu abathi umumbi abanamali banezinhliziyo ezimbi futhi. Kuncono wena unokodwa ngoba unemali.
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