Hi Babe imoto yam iyahlupha ngiku N3 between Nkosi St & Majola Rd. Problem ngathi yiWindscreen ye engine. I-fanbelt ayifuni ukuvula i-bonnet yeboot. Dashboard ayingeni kuReverse plus i-spare wheel siphelelwe i-brake fluid. Ngapha amaVeiw mirrors adinga i-oil. Kunzima love I’m not sure ukuthi ngizofika in time for Valentines!
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Relationship in ICU
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Her :hey babe🌹
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FM….
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Uve Kukhala Ibhokhwe , ” Mmeeeh” Kanti NgumSotho Ubiza Umamakhe.
I Live South Africa You’ll Find Me At Lesotho
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WHITES: “Goodnight kids. I love you.” 😘 😘
BLACKS: “Ningakhohlwa ukucima i-TV 📺, ningenise ibhakede lokuchama, nifake amabhodwe efrijini; ngiwabalile njalo amaqatha – ningazami nje ukuhlakanipha. Nicime neDS, ave iwudla ugesi, nehlise umsindo. Sengiyalala-ke mina ntombi kaBhungane. Nibheke nokuthi iminyango ikhiyiwe yini 🔒, singaboni ngomuntu esegcwele indlu. Niyezwa?”
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A ngeke babone abafana base LESUTHU (abesuthu) bedlala I soccer ball a kekho muntu ongavuma kusindwa yingubo(blanket) egroundin
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NGEKE ISABHALWA KWANONGOMA EXAM😞😞😞
AMA QUESTION PAPER ASIDLIWE UMUHLWA
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Uthi uyafaka kanti sebefakile ungezwanga.. Ingoma oyithandayo
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Engathi kuzomele siyoxolisa kuGogo kaLihle ngoba lokhu umuntu amhleka, izinto aziphindange zalunga.
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“Ngiyezwa sisi uthi yi-wrong number, pho manje le ndoda ekhalayo lapho ingumlandeli we-Pirates yini?” 🤔
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Akulanto ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthwe sudlile wena ungadlanga .
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Nkosi, siyathandaza siyi SA siphoxekile. Umthathile u Desmond Tutu engahluphanga ngalutho, akavalanga izwe, akalethanga masosha akazange futhi asifaka amasfonyo. Awuthathanga ngisho oyedwa onempumulo enkulu. Sicela ungagcini ukuthatha, ubuye uthathe strong wonke umuntu onempumulo kungenzeka kulowomzuzu, usathatha laba abanezimpumulo kuthatheke nalo esingamfuni. Nkosi izwa umthandazo wethu.
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A doctor decided to take a day off and he told
Mandla to be in charge
Doctor: how many patients you treated?
Mandla: Three patients Doc
Doctor: gud what was their problems?
Mandla: The first one had a headache so i gave her
Panado
Doctor: Thats gud man..
Mandla: The second one had a Stomach ache i gave
him Flagyl
Doctor: Wow wow wow gud
Mandla: The Third one was a lady who came and
remove all the clothes including panties and bra.She
went on the bed and spread her legs and she told
me she has not seen a man for 5 years
Doctor: ohhhh my gosh what did you do to her?
Mandla: Smiling…… :)simple doctor i gave her eye
drops…so that she can see.
Doctor: waloywaa luhlanya
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Only abantu abake bayehliswa bengakaqedi,
would understand why Zuma was refusing.
Ukuyehla ungakaqedi is just so cruel.
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Oke Ubuze intomb Yakho Ukuth “Bbe Why uhlezi ugqoke ibh’lukwe”
Yazii Ifihleni?
Ifihle Ukhwekhwe
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Dem:beb hii yako ni kubwa
Boy:usiangalie wembamba wa reli garimoshi hupita
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Police:knock knock
Nyaa: Ngubani
POLICE:ngabantu bomthetho
Nyaa:nifunani.????
POLICE:phuma sixoxe
Nyaa:nibangaki.???
POLICE:singu two
Nyaa:Xoxani lowu Two mina ngisalele.
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