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Weekend yonke ubangela ifamily yakho umsindo ngoMbhaqanga noMaskandi. Izingane ma zidlala amaPiano ngoMonday zibuya eskoleni uthi:”FUSEK ayehle leyonto.Uwu Bab’doti.
Ubani ofuna siSign(e) nayo iContract
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Contract YoCansi
Lokhu kuqinisekisa ukuthi mina (Igama),___________ njengoba ngisayinile ngezansi (Ozobhejwa) ngiyazibophezela futhi ngiyathanda ukubhejwa wu (Igama)___________________________________(Imbebhi).
Ngiyaqinisekisa ukuthi iminyaka yami yobudala iyangivumela ukuthi sengingadliwa, ngijabulele ubumnandi bokuba nesinene engasiphiwa nguMdali. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi angidakiwe wutshwala futhi akangidakiswanga ngasidakamizwa ngiyimina ngiphelele nomqondo wami, futhi sengiqhanyelwe ngiyafa, ngilangazelele lolu holokoqo lo mthondo ozongena ezibilini zenkomo yami. Ngiyaqinisekisa nokuthi umzuliswano ngamunye ngowemvume yami. Ngiyasho bakithi ukuthi imbebhi yami * ayisebenzisanga sihluku * ayingisabisanga ngalutho * ayingiphoqanga, * futhi ayingithembisanga lutho ukuze ngiyibhebhise. Ukwengenza nje, imbebhi yami * angiyesabi nakancane * futhi angilindele mshado kuyona. Angikucacise ukuthi; sizobhebhana nje angimazi noma ushadile yini futhi anginandaba. Njengoba ezongibhebha nje angihuqi buthongo futhi angidakiwe kodwa ngibhejwa ngoba ngithanda futhi angangibhebha kangangokuthanda kwakhe, kuphela nje ngemvume yami. Uma engibhebhe ngeneliseka njengoba ngilindele, ngiyamvumela kusemanje ukuthi aphinde angihlabe nginabe ngenele ngesikhathi esoshiwo nguyena futhi nami uma ngifisa. Ukwengeza nje angisoze ngaba wufakazi kumbe ngime ebhokisini lenkantolo ngethule ubufakazi obucindezela yena, kumbe ngifake icala lokuthi ungidle ngenkani ngingafuni, noma ngabe ngiyamitha, ngithola isifo socansi, kumbe ngibona ukuthi wephule amalungelo athize ami, noma ngabe yini esizoyenza manje ngiyayithanda futhi ngiyayemukela. Ngisayine nginqunu ngaphambi kokugxumela embhedeni sikususe lokho_________ (Usuku)_____________(Inyanga nonyaka). Sayina Mbhejwa: ______________________ Usuku lokuzalwa : __________________ Usuku obhejwe ngalo:____________________
Umuntu olele manje unesbindi😢 ulala kanjan kunomgodi ombiwe ongenamnikazi nje,🤔 hlampe usulala unomphela
Nguphuphe ngihlanya kodwa n ngifile
hey beb lets go to the toilet
Ayize i Fathers Day
Ni post labo baba
Abondla ibhomu ewuwena
Uma bekushela ufake isfonyo ubekwazi ukuth unobizo lwamadoda mtase khaya
Mina I post jokes for my crush 👩🏽🦰, angazi-ke ukuthi nin’abanye nisuke nihlekani.
Angazi ngempela ‘yazi.
Asakhona lamantombazane asadlisa i team. Umuntu mayeshelwa athi “I have a boyfriend”
“Ayichithwe lenkukhu, awekho lamanzi.
Kahle hle lodoti uzowufundisa izingane zethu.
Uma wafika ngengwenya🐊,
usungakwetela ubambe egodukayo.
👩🏻:I male besty Qha!!💁♀️
🧒:Ngithe Thatha isthombe sam nawe Siqabulana🙄😤
Uthenge i phone📱 yegama le Fridge
“Hisense” but mayi freezer uyamangala
Uthi Ugezile Umuhle😝 Kuvele Umuntu Athi
“Geza Sizohamba”
Ladies sometimes you gotta surprise your
mother inlaw and send her your nudes
and say “bona ukudla ko mntwana wenu.
{Phone Rings:☎}
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Sidechick: John’s phone hello!
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Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏
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Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I condom sesi.
The way amaPampers adura ngakhona,
my next kid ngiyamtshova eToilet nge1 month.
Ahh angeke phela.