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Text your Ex…
“I think you gotta go get tested.”
Umnyise nje ngamabomu.
😂😂😂
Saze savelelwa ugogo bamthengele iphone wanyakaza ebusuku wanyaka za uthi wenza ni ngizokushutha
Weqiwe i-plate emngcwabeni, uthi uyaduba uyahamba, uvese uwise insimbi yetende uzwe sekuthiwa: “Unjena-ke uma esesuthi!”
U call it dating lento yomuntu who doesn’t answer ur calls onga return ama sms ..aphinde asenda ama sms’s afone makuthanda yena.
Haiybo udoti low shiya.
Nxa uSingle uzwa ngcono nxa uhlanganise imali lomuntu eTaxin bese ihanjiswa nguwe ukhulumele phezulu uthi “sibabili lapha”.
Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
IWORLD CUP ISIFIKILE ASAZI!
OSfundo Nomfundo Fundiswa Must Date Each
Yeah Department Of Education One Side
🧑:bbe izolo ngikuthumele iairtime why ungafonanga
👩:Kuvele kwawa ifone kwacitheka iairtime😂😂😂😂
Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. 😂 😂 😂
Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.
Ungqongqoshe wa maphoyisa ukhiphe umbiko wokuthi njengoba kushisa kangaka amaphoyisa asevumelekile ukuthi agqoke izikhindi, sibone imilenze yomthetho, sibone amadolo we phoyisa.
uNontroyi Umbona NgongaphenduLi i inbox 😂😂😂
Coz Uyazazi Uba U Weak
wemaNdaba ngidedele uzoyibona Indoda la izovuka khona ngizokwenza doti, kwasho uKiyo esemphindile unkosikazi, ungamdedela wena umuntu esesho kanje aw ngeke Mina bandla
KFC cashier :would you like to donate R2 for a hungry child.
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Zulu guy :Mbizeni ngizodla naye LA!
Nakhona ku-conference akumenywanga uwonke wonke, aba-single sebejikisiwe
Uyayazi i-pain yokuthenga i-grocer igcwale i-trolley lapho ufake i-mask, abantu ababoni ukuthi nguwe lo owenza izimangaliso?