Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.
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Kuyashisa today LA mpumalanga
Sengize ngi delete wonke ma picture ngicoke ma jezi (jacket)
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Kuyashhhh Entambeni😌🎶Ugogo Uyashanyelaa Yashanyelaa Yashanyelaaa🎶
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Hi Babe imoto yam iyahlupha ngiku N3 between Nkosi St & Majola Rd. Problem ngathi yiWindscreen ye engine. I-fanbelt ayifuni ukuvula i-bonnet yeboot. Dashboard ayingeni kuReverse plus i-spare wheel siphelelwe i-brake fluid. Ngapha amaVeiw mirrors adinga i-oil. Kunzima love I’m not sure ukuthi ngizofika in time for Valentines!
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Angikaze ngivalwe amehlo ngihanjiswe kancane kuthiwe: “Ta-Da!”
Bese ngikhonjiswa 3 boxes weHeineken.
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Nente i sex nimile cedza muntu athi ulale nawe
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WHITE:HE HAS LOST WEIGHT
BLACK:USEMNGAKA
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Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
°° °° °°
“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”
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Just cooked 10kg Rice & 5kg meat💆 Bazofudumeza uDecember wonke lay’khaya,ngyahamba Mina🚶ngsayophuza
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Lifake Wena Babe ”
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Kway’sholo uMfana eQala ukwenza iSex engaz uzoFakan Kuphi
I Remember Saying This Nam Kudala … Ngeke Ng’Phike NgaDlula Khona
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U-over 40yrs kodwa udlala amakhaza, awunawo uJazi.
Kusobala wena awukaze walobola. Awunawo ujazi pho, kubanda kanje?
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PhUMA ENKWARIN NGABO 00:30 EBSUKU SENGBUYELA E🏠 LAPHO SENGIHAMBA NGEDWA
SO KUNOMJITA OZA NGAKUMINA, YERR!! NGABONA UKUTH ZOSHUBA LAPHO M SHAKING BT NGASHO NGATHI UMUNT UYABHODA VANDAAG NGAFIKELWA UMQONDO FAST UTHE ESEZA KIMI,KWAMINA ENGITHI SHO MFW2 AWUSHO AWUFIKANGA NGANI EMNGCWABENI WAMI WAVELE WAKHA NGE🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 UMJITA NGATHI THANX MY DWG JESU U SAVE MY LIFE NJA YAM
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Ugodole ☁uze ufise ukuya emendweni ngoba khona bathi kyashisa
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Her wena skonii udla i malii ka bhutii
Makoti:Umbuzo uthi yena udla bani?
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Umtshele kahle umuntu omnyama ukuthi ulahle R900.
Yena athi “yithousand phela leyo”
Ayii surrend!!!!
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ma:ingaba umuhle ngane Yami
ingane:ewe ma
ma:uqhathwe yini
ingane:akhonto ma ukuthi ngimubi ishukuthi ingikuthathe kuwe.😂
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