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IZOLO NGICISHE NGAZIBHOSHELA ngiphupha iX yam ithi asibuyelane

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ust imagine when you are posting your partner on facebook. 😂 😂 😂
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Then some people comment things like, “Uyazi uzogula wena shame”.

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“I’m taken ” ya eng bal khapa ka 5:30am okare oya trip ya skolo

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“DLala ngama shi shi ”

Kusho ubabakho esiyalanda u plate number four emshadweni😂

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Yaz uth uyayhambela nje uzwe umthakathi ongumakhelwane esethi “Hau yaz kade ngingaz ukuth usebuyil, kodwa isazobonana

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Uyangena esontweni sekusele indawo eyodwa eduze ne X yakho, ivele iqale iculo ithi *”usathane akanandawo”*

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Go jola le slender ke mathata, ore owa mo hug okwe o kare o key 🔑 gate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mom & his Son😜😜😜
Son: Mama Ngilambile….
Mom: ehh Yidla mina mos😝
Son: huh..! Mama wena ngeke uvume mos

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Ungagena nelibele leli wile etaxin umasifika e garage siyali pompa🤣🤣🤣🖐🏾

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UThimothi uthwele kanzima estobhini sebhasi usindwa ama-suitcase akhe amabili, ngalowo mzuzu kuqhamuke enye insizwa ithi kuye, “Uxolo mfowethu, bengisacela ukubuza isikhathi.”

Aphefumulele phezulu uThimothi, abeke phansi ama-suitcase bese ubuka iwashi lakhe esihlakaleni, “Isikhathi manje, it’s quarter to six.” Kuchaza yena.

“Hey, laze lalihle iwashi lakho!” kubabaza le nsizwa.

Amamatheke uThimothi, “Ja, lona alithusi. Buka la.” Asho akhombise le nsizwa ama-time zones akwamanye amazwe, hhayi ama-time zones nje kuphela kodwa nesimo sezulu kulawo mazwe.

Athinte izinkinojana kuleli washi bese kukhuluma izwi lithi, “The time now is twelve ’til six!” Lasho leli zwi lisho ngendlela okukhuluma ngayo abantu baseNgilandi. Aqhubeke athinte izinkinojana zewashi uThimothi, izwi lisho okuthile ngesiJaphani. Athi uThimothi, “Lapha ngifake amazwi ahlukahlukene kuye ngokuthi ufuna ukuthola ulwazi lwakuliphi izwe.”

Display yaleli washi yayimangaza, yayiveza kucace konke kuthi bha ngingasayiphathi-ke eyezwi elikhulumayo kuleli washi. Le nsizwa ebuze isikhathi yathatheka, yayisilifuna leli washi.

“Akukhona lokho kuphela.” Kusho uThimothi. Asho athinte izinkinobho futhi, kuvele ibalazwe (map) laseThekwini, “Lama chashaza abhanyazayo aveza ukuthi sime kuphi, asebenzisa i-satellite positioning.”

“Ngiyalifuna leli washi, ngifuna ukulithenga!” kusho lo mlisa obebuze isikhathi.

“Cha bo, alikakulungeli ukudayiswa leli washi. Ngasalungisa amaphutha elinawo.” Echaza umsunguli. “Buka la.” Eqhubeka ekhombisa le nsizwa iwashi lakhe ukuthi liyakwazi ukudlala umsakazo (FM radio), likwazi ngisho ukuqopha izwi uma umuntu ekhuluma kanti futhi ungakwazi nokufunda imiqhafazo (SMSes), uphinde ufunde nezincwadi ezeqile ku-200, “Kodwa mina ngisafake ezingu-32 engizithandayo.” Kuphetha uThimothi.

“Kumele ngilitholile leli washi!” Kusho le nsizwa ingasabambeki.

“Cha bo, awuqondi. Alikakulungeli ukudayiswa…”

“Ngizokunika R1000 njangamanje!”

“Cha, libiza kakhulu kunalokho.”

“Ngizokunika R5000!”

“Kodwa alikakulungeli…”

“Ngizokunika R15 000!” Yasho yadonsa i-cheque book le nsizwa.

Athule uThimothi acabange, yena cishe usebensise R7 500 ukwakha leli washi. Ngalo R15 000 angakhanda amawashi amabili mhlampe ayobe esekulungele ukudayiswa ezinyangeni eziyisithupha.

Le nsizwa iqede ukubhala isheke itatazela, ilithathe iliphayizise ebusweni bukaThimothi, “Nali isheke, ngizimisele ukukunika lona njengamanje. R15 000, take it or leave it!”

UThimothi kwadingeka athathe isinqumo ngokushesha, “OK.” Washo elikhipha esihlakaleni iwashi lakhe bashintshiselana, yaqala yahamba ijabule le nsizwa.

“Hey, mana lapho!” kumemeza uThimothi, aphenduke umlisa emangele.

UThimothi akhombe ama-suitcase amabili lawa kade emsinda, “Ungakhohlwa ama-battery akho!”

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Ngibuze usis wam ukt usbary unayon enye intombi mabekhuluma leyondaba bayayqedan wavele wangthuka bengiwrong yin?

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Uthi uvakashel i-boyfriend yakho you
misplace your phone and you ask him to
borrow you his phone, ubone wallpaper its
you uthi uyaslide uthole kune password
uthi “babe ipassword” avele akunyise athi
“your name hun ” uthi ushaya number
yakho ibhalwe ‘my wife ‘ kuvele kuthi
shishiliza nge ass phansi. Uthi usangen Ku
WhatsApp wakhe profile uwena , gallery
kugcwele wena Facebook kwi bio uwena,
awkodwa ngelosi yomjolo . Athi babe nali
card lase FNB… Uthi I_pin bbe? Athi your
date of birth hun Aaahw Jesu this guy
you say…
Uthi usaguquka embhedeni uvele
uphaphame ephupheni unye nyi

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