“Okay! Okay! 1, 2, 3, go!”
Kusho indoda yakho e-salon bayifaka i-spirit. 🙄
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When you Fail 🎓in Swaziland your Class teacher
write this on your Report Card : TTTTT
Tonke Tifundzo Tako Takulonyaka Tikunyisile.
Ukuze ube nokuthula, ivumele le eyokuthi uthi hlukanani. Nt tht uya understander lento ayishoyo. For the sake yokuthi umthanda kakhulu, Ukuze ungahlukumezeki wena onenhliziyo esamthanda. Vumela lomhlola wamahlukana awushoyo cos kusho kona vele akasekho kuwena. If uqhubeka ngenkani u’ll get hurt kakhulu futhi.So if ethi I ran out of it. Nawe enza njalo, just let it go.
Her: Sokuphi bbes?
Me:Ngasesitolo, ngikuphatseleni luv?
Her: Kiss bbe.
(30 minutes later)
Me: I’m near ur home now come out
Her: awukakhohlwa kungtsengela loKiss moc bbe.
Aahh I forgot to faint
Sizonifunza kanjani ama-strawberries 🍓 🍓 ngoba phela nina nidlela ukusutha?
ikufebele i2000 uth bulibuza livele lith asbukane emehlwen sbone ozohleka …
nguyeke ofebayo unyee puh
Ipain yokujola neSlay Queen basishyel iHoot sihamba nawe
“Ngeke ngikulahle babe.”
Kusho inkunzimalanga, into eyayilahla umsizi esikoleni ngisho sebewubophele entanyeni. 😐
Uthole ukuthi abazali bayathanda ukuthi niye ocansini,
inkinga nina aniceli.
Ekhaya mina angilwi, ngiphendula epletini uma sengiphaka.
Ave zifeba izinfane zama comrades kodwa singathini zithuthukisa umphakathi.
Asixoxeni, ngifuna ukwazi.
Mhla ukhulelwe sisi, kuyobikwa isisu kubo kamfana, kwenzekani? Mhla ukhulelisile bhuti, kuzobikwa isisu kini wenza njani? 🤔
Sixoxeleni, sihleke kube mnandi. 😂
Nithi thando libaluleka hlula Mali ungathenga ngothando?
Hlala phansi angeke ushe besho kusihle esaba ihairdryer
Ngibonna I traffic cops eZion I think kukhona ojikeleze ngesantya esipezulu
That one person who always see you wearing the same outfit uze ufise kumchazela!