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A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.
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If She Doesn’t Introduce You To Her Parents,
Chamela Phakath Bazozfikela Bona Bezokbona
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The teacher call your name then you go in the front then you tell us a story then she will give you mask .The teacher called Thembelani he was drawing that time the teacher called “hey igama Lami Lelo” he drawers again
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Izingane zasekhweni azinamfundiso enhle, izolo ebusuku uthi lona komunye, “Ngiyakuthatha ukudla okuzosala kuloya malume!”
Ngimlayile-ke lo mshana, ngidle ngaze ngalikhotha ipleti. 😐
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Ubozifundisa ukukhokha izikweledu zakho
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Uma uzwa isandla sakho siluma, uzoba nemali.
Uma uzwa izindebe ziluma, uzoqabula.
Uma uzwa izinyawo zakho ziluma, uzothola izicathulo ezintsha.
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What if isitho sangasese siyaluma?
No, no, no, no mngani, hamba uyogeza!
Ungazikhohlisi.
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Her : babe ngila kini e gate(ini)
Him: Livuliwe??
Her : jha bbe
Him: Livale uhambe angikho
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Divorce is for rich people.
Imagine going to court
libanga amazenge omkhukhu leZkaftin ze
ice creamHayibo stick together once*
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Unekhanda elikhulu, Uno Pete, Unekhala Elikhulu😣Anginandaba As Long Unemomozi😊 Mina Ngyakhlaba
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Izolo sdakwe🍺🕺 saze senza ibraai 🥩🥓kodwa masvuka imvu
🐑
isaboshiwe ☝️nkinga uSpoti🐕 asimboni🤷♂️
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Kahle Kahle i Kaizer Chiefs Izogcina Isishaya Nathi Balandeli Bayo
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Balinyise ishangan emonten ulizwe selithi zonke msunu😅😅😅
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Mama owayengasazi isbuko indoda yakhe ubuya eGoli wathi esewasha ingubo ilumakoti wasbona lesbuko. Wasbuka wacaasuuka sethi ubaba ” baba uhlezi ungabuyi eGoli Kanti uhlalele lelizimuzimu” wabhilita umuntu
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Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”
Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”
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Distruction Boyz
is da reason
why KZN got low %
Angith beniphezu komunye kufundwa
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