Tito Mboweni
Sicela iLove Accident Fund, phel siyalimala la

Dear polony brands
Re kgopela polony ya square, lere borotho bjo re bo je ka eng mo di
khoneng??

Thina esihlelekile sesiwuthengile uphalafini wokubasa i-prima stove namakhandlela okukhanyisa mhla kaBlack Friday!

Dating a Zulu girl…..

Me: Love you

Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego?

Uthi uvakashel i-boyfriend yakho you
misplace your phone and you ask him to
borrow you his phone, ubone wallpaper its
you uthi uyaslide uthole kune password
uthi “babe ipassword” avele akunyise athi
“your name hun ” uthi ushaya number
yakho ibhalwe ‘my wife ‘ kuvele kuthi
shishiliza nge ass phansi. Uthi usangen Ku
WhatsApp wakhe profile uwena , gallery
kugcwele wena Facebook kwi bio uwena,
awkodwa ngelosi yomjolo . Athi babe nali
card lase FNB… Uthi I_pin bbe? Athi your
date of birth hun Aaahw Jesu this guy
you say…
Uthi usaguquka embhedeni uvele
uphaphame ephupheni unye nyi