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Ngisaba nokuya ekhaya kulo Disemba, ngasendela u-Anty ipipi 🍆 ngephutha.
“Ufuna amasi noma ngikuthosele inyama?”
MINA: “Ungabe ungenzela amasi ngaleskhathi usathosa inyama!
Ngenkathi ngisasebenza e-zoo ngaxoshwa ngoba ngingalivalanga isango. Ibhadi lami.
I mean, ubani owayengantshontsha ibhubesi?
Sam: I love you♥️
Marry: Unayo imoto🚗?
Sam: Wangibuza imoto ipunane yakho ino N2 yini🚧
mawuyis’shwapha
sicela ungayi gqoki I high waist assemblief
I-stress nje siphathisa nge-stroke ube uthih okwe straw
Some girls ahlulwa izitabane ngobuhle ebese ecath ungabanga indoda nestabane khohlwa “oe”
uyayaz le pain umuntu afike usaqala nokuphaka bese exoxisa into engekho
Now I’m sure vele Icondom
Yabo jaman angisho abadli inyama 😅
Omunye selokhu waluka mhla ka-16 Disemba, umluko unuka i-braai nama-cricket.
Ngenkathi uMiss Universe 👑 ethi: “Ngikhule ngidla ipapa nezinkuni.” I felt that.
Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
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Bese kuzoba yile genge yaseGoli e-pronounce u”R” ngathi ineskhohlela emlonyeni. ✋🏽
“25 grhanta.”