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Dating a chick from Mamelodi
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Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!
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i-Cherry Iphiwa Umtwana Hhay’ Imali
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Imali Uzoyithola Ka SASSA
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Umudle umuntu aze
ak’tshele nokuthi imali yakubo
ihlala kuphi
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Le pain eniyizwa uma nikuma period, Nathi sizwa yin uma nisicela imali. 😭😭😭😭
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“Sengicabanga ukunyakaza. Nenza njani? Niyahamba?”
Kusho mina kubangani bami sengithenge imoto sina-10 minutes sifikile ebumnandini.
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Umuntu akubize nge toolbox engenamathuluzi. Yena ahlulwe ukunginika the necessary tools and see ke ukuthi uzokwenzani ngawo. Haiy, aningizwa nina.
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baby vuka ngikukhape Gal chaa ngakithi ngibatshelile ukuba ngizobuya monthe end
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Bbe:ubusuzwile yin ukuth this year akuncengwana
Him:yeah vele bese ngithole enye intombi kwanawe angisakuncengile ntombazane
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Umhlaba ING and painting khumb’lani e PMB mbali to playing the number yakh ka green yaz nje bbe iyodwa into fun ngenzel njengob
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After being robbed:
white people:are you
okay?
Black people:Bakae bona?
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Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”
Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔
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Kodwa u Beer
Esedakiwe umunt ashela intombi athi”..yaz ntombi umuhle ,uyile type engiyfisayo”
Ayi ibaleke kangaka intombi isaba ukubulawa
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Guy ngicela lingiphendule lapha
N azaphendulsla umbuzo lo
Ngizomnikeza i prize
Umbuzo lo umi kanje so
Uma usenga inkomo esbayeni
Uyabe usengani?
A) inkomo
B) uchago
C umbele
D) ibele (50 marks)
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Ngiva batsi Mandela
Socale lenye I drama ezulwini
Soboshiwe phela futsi mm titomboyela nyalo 😃
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After breaking a plate:
White parents: “are you okay? Don’t touch it,it will cut you”
Black parents: “zibulale zonke,angithi zithengwe wuwe”
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