Ngine nkinga la, uma ngike ngalala nentombazane ivele ithole umsebenzi ngaksasa or ipromotion🤞🤣🤣🤣
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Exam iqalile🕓
Ipeni lithengiwe✏
Uthisa ungenile👵
Iphepha lifikile📑
Pakish’imbuzi uvele uphase📝📚
Asphaseni !!!😻
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Inkinga yamantombazane yokuthana imali kakhuli abangodli emakubo
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Ezinye impama azidingi kuth
Uphindisele zifuna uhambe 🚶
Ubuye sowusike iphiko
Evenini Yama phoyisa🚔
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Nkosi, siyathandaza siyi SA siphoxekile. Umthathile u Desmond Tutu engahluphanga ngalutho, akavalanga izwe, akalethanga masosha akazange futhi asifaka amasfonyo. Awuthathanga ngisho oyedwa onempumulo enkulu. Sicela ungagcini ukuthatha, ubuye uthathe strong wonke umuntu onempumulo kungenzeka kulowomzuzu, usathatha laba abanezimpumulo kuthatheke nalo esingamfuni. Nkosi izwa umthandazo wethu.
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Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours, give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!
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Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
I AFCON ISIFIKILE ASAZI! 😂
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Nyavula ikhula box yabantu , bangibambha ngema washini bangaz ukuth ngizibukela I spelling Se hunters dry
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Sonke sinama results eswathola emvakobusika
1.pregnance 🤰🍆
2.izifo zocansi🙍♂️🛌
3.iNyongo 🤦♀️☕
Mina ngi bhizi neTiye, my Result is number 03 for iNyongo yoshukela we Tiye
Engabe wena ulindsleni ?
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Her : Babe, Kunomsebenzi Ekhaya NgeWeekend
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Me : Ngenzenjani Ngilethe CV???
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Boyiqaphela intombazane ephatha afoni amabili iyingozi,
ayilali ivukangisho ebusuku ungazi Ixora nabani ubona ngoba incuma nje,
baleka ngempela mjita
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Phela uma uphiwe u-lift, musa ukulokhu umemeza abantu ngewindi, iyawudla u-petrol leyo nto.
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Her:ulibele utshwala into engeke ikuyise ndawo.
him:usulaphi wena ne juice yakho😂😖🙈
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Woza kubantu abamnyama yonke into iwumshini
White : washing machine
Black : umshini
White : pencil shapner
Black : umshini
White : hair cuter
Black : umshini
White : nice car
Black : umshini
White : grass cuter
Black : umshini
White : nail clip
Black : umshini
EY NEHLULE🤣🤣🤣
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After being robbed:
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White people: Are you okay?
Black people: Baphi?
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Uth yavuk eksen ulindel imsg ka “morning bbe
” uvel uzothol eth,”kphelil bekushlanganisil
😸😸😸😸😸” Yeses zyenzek izinto ngaphandl
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