People who like to say “sizobe silapho noma kanjani”
never attend the event

USipho lo John bayathukana

USipho athi uphanjaniswa yikuthi awuyanga e Pre-school .

UJohn aphendule athi ngangiyahamba njani uyihlo sentshontshe imzunko?

White: Wow yr girlfriend is beautiful
Blacks: ekse mithisa lengane wena

Sbu calls
Nkunzi-cool Kruger
Njeza- jersey no 10
Khathaza-njebe
Sbonelo-Tokotela

Dear Zulus🗣
‘
I’m just a messenger,Bathi..
‘
1.You said you are going to kill Van Damme..we did not ask you why.
2.You said nigibela phez’u ko mbede..nobody complained.
3.Then you went and told us that Umlilo wa Big Nuz uyashisa singa ulogothi..we didn’t ask why we shouldn’t logothi that Mlilo.
4.Phuzekhemisi told us “njalo nje Imbizo”..we did not ask about your imbizo.
‘
So nina Mazulu..nisthathaphi isbindi..where do you take the liver to ask us about Idibala?Yi idabala yethu..se yekeni se idibale.Angithi azanke se ni botšiše ngo Van dam??Nathi se tlogeleng..sfuna ku idibala thina😑🚮
‘
Sincerely Yours
Idibala Spokesperson

Ngiyathembisa mhla ngaba nemoto akekho ongeke ayidle imali ye Road Accident Fund

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”

Wayeseyibheme kahle insangu uMathayi emi ku-3rd floor eflethini. Ngephutha, washelela wayothi thanqa phansi. Bafika abantu bezomsiza, babuza ukuthi kwenzekeni. Wavuka waphendula uMathayi wathi: “Nami angazi kwenzekeni, ngisanda kufika!”

If uthi ufak I mask😷 uzwe lo👉🏾💩😹😹uzofa nge Own Goal before Corona

Bafethu, lento yokuba ngaphezulu idinga lamantombazane asenamabele amile mpo, sikhathele ukuvikana nezimpama✋ zophaqa pls

It’s painful being a side chick
Side chick : Hi baby
Guy : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
Side chick : just called to say I love you .
Guy : Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke
Side chick : ok Good night baby
Guy : Viva comrade