NGEKE UBE NESIBINDI NJENGOMUNTU EDAKIWE.

UBheki ufika udakiwe kubo, kune-family meeting. Baphelele bonke.

GOGO: 👵🏽” Hawu lo mntwana! Ufika udakiwe futhi?”
BHEKI: 😡 “Thula wena salukazi ndini! Le nto engakwazi ukufaka i-airtime efonini.”

BABA: 👨🏽‍🦱 “Hawu! Ukhuluma nomama kanjalo?”
BHEKI: “Awukahle-ke wena, umithise umfazi wabantu.”

BAB’OMNCANE: 👨🏼‍🦱 “Hhayi bo! Wemfana khuzeka!”
BHEKI: “Uthini-ke wena owondla ingane okungeyona eyakho?”

MAMA: 🙆🏼‍♀️ “Bheki mfana wami…”
BHEKI: 😯 “Wena-ke nje, ngizomtshela ubaba ukuthi kade ukuphi izolo.”

MFOWABO: 👦🏽 “Hawu bafo, kahle…”
BHEKI: “Hhayi! Awume kancane wena, lent’edlisiwe.”

SISI WAKHE: 👧🏽 “Hhayi Bheki! Kwanele manje!”
BHEKI: “Wena usuyamazi ubaba wale ngane oyikhulelwe?”

MALUME: 👨🏾‍🦱 “Hhayi mshana!”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke konje wafa kanjani umalumekazi njengoba usucebile?” 🤔

ANTI:🙆🏽‍♀️ “Hawu bakithi”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke nje ngizosho ukuthi ngakubamba wenzani nobaba walaphaya ngaphesheya kwaZwane.”

MKAKHE: 😲 “Awu, kodwa babakhe!”
BHEKI: “Thula wena, abakufuni la ekhaya, bathi udla imali yami!” 😡

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Saze savelelwa ugogo bamthengele iphone
wanyakaza ebusuku uthi wenzani ngizokushutha njalo👐

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Ngendlela onekhanda elikhulu ngayo ikhanda lakho likhulu ngathi unqindi yesidalwa

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A.1983 – Umubi
B.1984 – Usile
C.1985 – Ubalulekile
D.1986 – Uhlakaniphile
E.1987-Usenhlanhleni
F.1988 – Umuhle
G.1989 – Uyaheha
H.1990 – Unentukuthelo
I.1991- uyathandeka
J.1992 – Unenjabulo
K.1993 – Uyigcokama/smomondiya
L.1994 – Umuhle kakhulu
M.1995 – Uzilungele
N.1996 – Uyanyanyisa
O.1997- Ungusiyazi
P.1998 – uyisidina
IQISO LODWA BAKITHI!!!

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Ladies Imagine.


Umvakashela Umfana For iSleepover, Akunyobe To Come Nice.


Bese Ngabo 10 Avuke Aye e-Kitchen Ayodla Yedwa. Abuye Akucabuze Ngamafutha e-Wors.

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Kambe umuntu usahlalelwe ukuguga 🤦‍♀️😭 Kungcono ama2000 wona asephelelwe icala 🤷🏽‍♀️🙄

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So she posted

I cannot marriage a guy , who’s not education

Ake nimshayeleni izandla

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Uyibona ngisho ihamba iCouple eMall 👫 ukuth cha makthiwa lomjita bayamthanda ngabe kudlalwa ngaye. Usisi nje uyamncamela ngoba etohoza💔

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Izolo sidakwe 🍻 saze sahlaba imvu 🐑 Kodwa
Sithe masivuka ekuseni nansi imvu 🐑 iboshelwe
Eshlahleni 🌳 inkinga ubhobhi 🐕 akaziwa ukuthi
Ushonephi 😔

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Nithi thando libaluleka hlula Mali ungathenga ngothando?

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IJapan izoze idliwe kabuhlungu kanje yona ibimbekeleni uJet lee ebhentshini?

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Ladies tell me, ukutshela umuntu okushelayo ukuthi ulomuntu wakho, yikumala yini lokho?

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Umehluko phakathi kuka vrou nonkosikazi.Unkosikazi angapheka late uyabuzwa.U vrou yena akupholisw’amaseko uyabhaxabulwa

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Relationship in ICU
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Her :hey babe🌹
Him :hi
Her : are you busy?
Him :yes!!
Her :busy ngani
Him :um watching Ukhozi FM….
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Ladies, ake sithi i-girlfriend allowance ngu-R2000:

1. Unomkhaba minus (-) R500
2. Ugqoka size 6+ 👠 minus (-) R500
3. Unamabele amancane minus (-) R500
4. Unesishwapha minus (-) R500

Ungathola malini ngenyanga?

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