Ukhaphe iCherry yakho to fetch her kid from her baby daddy…
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After standing by the gate for 2 hours, kungene u-Call from the baby daddy saying:🙄😮😮😮
°° °° °°
“Eh ndoda ungahamba. Labantu bathi bazolala lana for the weekend !!!”
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Selokhu ngayeka insangu, sengicabanga izinto ezijulile.
What if February usho ukuthi feba unga-worry?
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Umumtu ulokhu ethi simnandi iSqwaqwa, ngiyaxakeka ukhuluma ngani. Kanti usho iSgwaqane engangimphakele sona sibuya kubo eChipolopolo (Zambia) ngivakashile.
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Kholisa impilo ngesikhathi usayenelisa. Kulalapho umuntu ayake agule khona serious okokuthi lokusuza could be taken as recovery. Uyabe suku coma, no movement, no nothing okokuthi abantu bayabe besithi usufile. Ubususithi bhuuuu, abantu bajabule abanye bahle baqale ukufonela abanye besithi namuhla ungcono uke wasuza.
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A gona ngwetsi ya le 96 tse dingwe e noba go tshaba merogo ya ka gae
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Oban labantu ekukhulunywa ngabo
o Bachelor no Diploma no Hambofa
obani kanye kanye…?
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To avoid ukweqiwa i-plate emcimbini, before ulidlulise komunye, beka elakho phambi kwakho then uqale-ke udlulise.
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Bayeka ukunyusa o Coo-ee no-Twizza, bazosukela i-Smirnoff. Nx!
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Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”
Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔
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• Yazi Ukth Umona Yini?
Umona Is When Someone Says
“Ntombi Yakho Yinhle Yona BANDLA”😎
– “Bandla” ungenaphi la?
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Mfazi ,mfazi ngompako
The rest kebafana banyaupe
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Ladies if Uke Watshelwa Ukuthi🍑 💦Umnandi 🤸🏾♂️ 😋
Kodwa awulotsholiwe ngithi mtakama☝️ ungalahli ithemba 🙏Basazodlala ngawe✋
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Indoda yangempe kumele ibene 6pack…
lapho yena uvithike njengosofa wase Saloon 🤚
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Nelisiwe Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo Magcaba maphumulo
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Brave you kill, brave you…
Ngiyadlala. Sbindi uyabulala, sbindi uyaphilisa.
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Good girls do science
Smart girls do Commerce
Izifebe do Tourism…Angithi zifuna ukuhamba umhlaba wonke zifunana namadoda…
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But it’s none of my Business
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