La bantu bama-serious relationship angeke ubezwe bekhuluma ngeValentine’s Day, kodwa le genge yama piece job…
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KUKHONA INTO ONGEKE UYICHAZE!!!!
IFarmer(umnikazi wePulazi) ihleli eTavern
etafuleni ibukeka iStressed iphuza ubeer ibambe
ikhanda, kuqhamuke uThisha neyakhe
ibeer ahlale kuleli tafula okuhleli kulo
iFarmer,abuze uthisha” haw nsizwa yakithi
wabukeka uneStress,Kwenzenjani?
Iphendule iFarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze”,
abuze futhi uthisha “haw kwenzenjani?”,
iphendule ifarmer”bengisenga inkomo
ubisi,luthe seligcwele ibhakede,yalikhahlela
ibhakede ngonyawo lakwaLeft,lwachitheka ubisi”,
aphendule uthisha”haw yin ewrong lapho?
ngoba phela uma ilithichile usenga olunye”,
iphendule ifarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze ndoda!,
ngidonse inkomo
ngaybeka esangweni lesibaya ngase ngabopha
umlenze wakwaLeft ogodweni olukwaLeft
ngafaka ugodo lokbopha ikhanda phambili
nyana nesango phakathi esibayeni,ngasenga
futhi,luthe selugcwele yalukhahlela futhi
ngonyawo lakwaRight This time, ngase
ngabopha unyawo lakwaRight ogodwen
lakwaRight yavuleka imilenze yenkomo”,
uthisha athi”qhubeka kwase kwenzakalani? Im
sure kusengeke kahle”.
Iqhubeke ifarmer ichaze ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!
ngisengile futhi,luthe seluzogcwala ubisi,inkomo
yalushaya ngomsila lwachitheka lonke ubisi”,
UThisha athi”hawuu,wenze njani ke mayenza
nje,im Sure ubophele umsila emzimbeni wayo
inkomo?”,
iqhubeke ichaze ifarmer ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!, IMPELA
ngiwbophile umsila ibhakede belisawile
kanjalo,,,,inkinga nje ukuthi bese ziphelile
izintambo zokubopha so ngibe sengikhipha
ibhande lebhulukwe lami ngabopha umsila
emzimbeni,lapho ibhulukwe liwile
phansi…iUnder angiyfaki…lithe lisawe kanjalo
ibhulukwe kwaqhamuka uNkosikazi wami”,
ababaze uthisha”hawu utheni yena?”,
iphendule ifarmer “ewuu nsizwa yakithi
kukhona into ongeke uychaze…..
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Umuntu acomplaine ngesex kube ngani kukhona iclass lalento kanti nathi siyazizamela nje akukho la esiyifunda khona lento.
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Ashiswa nini ama Male Bestie vele??
Mina ngizofika ne cutting touch😏
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Waliwe indoda enempandla.Njalo umu ucwecwa amazambane, sisho isililo😂😂😂😂
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Manje ngempela ngempela ni-serious vele ngale nto yenu yobuso obu-gold?
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Ladies usefikile uDuduzani Zuma nezimbali?
Ufike wakhomba kanjani? 🤔
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Uve BBY mama atsi
Mtwana uyakhala utsi ngifake I pic profile yethu Ku Facebook
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Uclean, Uwashe, Upheke, Indoda Yakho Ihleli Embhedeni I Chat Nobambo Lwayo… Kodwa Ke Qhubekani 😂
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Yini kahle kahle okufunwa umuntu? Namhla uyatoytoya ngoba amaphoyisa akazibambi izigebengu. Kusasa uyatoytoya makukhishwe lezigebengu ezivalelwe izolo. Hey butcherman ngicela ungikalele amathambo ka R40.Hey!hey! moes amathamb’odwa lawa akunanyama
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Uma igama lakho kunguZanele, ungalilahli ithemba. One day nawe uyoba ne-tarven uyiqambe ngokuthi yiKwaMaZet.
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Ukhona kodwa umndeni oseke waya kohlola kwafike kwathiwa: “Hhayi, amadlozi ahleli kahle, futhi asuthi,
nina nje nixakwe izinkinga zomhlaba.”?
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Whites: I’m the breadwinner at home :*
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Blacks: Badla mina, bakaka mina, bagqoka mina, basuza mina ubabona nje bazamula mina
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A bemuhle girlfriend wengani wakho
Mawubuka umuntu wakho kube siyeti kuphela
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Ngyavuma anginayo imali😒kodwa angiyithandanga indlela iATM iphushe ngakhona iCard lami😕💔
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Yaz’ that KFC street wise 2 taste has
changed ever since it was advertised by
Distruction boyz isinale haiibo
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