Akekho ushoti okhuluma
Kancane,
Yey inomsindo lemi
Khovu
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Real Love is When you See Your Bae Kissing someone else
And You Calmly Say:
“Asambe Babe KuLate,
Uzombona Noma Kusasa Lomuntu Wakho.!!”
•°•
Yess!!
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Ayihlafune usis I chewing gum ubungasazi loba se washa isitshubo 
mxii yaz ngizam ukuthi lilale kahle
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These days relationships are about sex meke nje yakvakashela intombazane wayibukisa ama movie nashaya ilunch emnandi then kiss kancane bese uyomgibelisa zobona ngaye esegijima kubangani bakhe
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” Waze wathithiza umfana nywee nyweeee istabane”
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You cant even have 1round bese uyalala noma ukhathele kmele uphaphame ubsuku bonke ulibele ufenda ngoba if you dont she’ll jump to other guys athi uyabheda
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Girls are Dogs,what happend to love? They think every thing is about sex,lets cuddle,watch movies,have pillow fights,take walks eBeach…..love us girls please dont see us as sex toys
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Oyokhala emngcwabeni wami ningisize nimphuce ipleti, akhalele into ayaziyo.
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mawuthi wenza into ezokhalisa mina khohlwa sekwaphela amabattery okukhala la kimi yenza ngizokubuka nje mina
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When You Dating An Ugly Person Uthi Umfaka Ku WhatsApp
Status Uzwe Umuntu Athi “Looool
Please SEND”
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Igcwele imoto, sala Gugu.”
Ohk, ngicela I-weave yami Nkuleh.”
Hawu, Oh
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Kuyiqiniso ukuthi ukuba iShangane is a disease.
Uqala umncane uyiShangane ukhule ube iVenda.
After tht ube iNigerian.
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Uthi obhala kahle:
Keep telling them, “Akuhlangani.” khona bezolala kahle ebusuku.
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“Kusamele sihlangane nje kungenalutho”
Kusho I-family yakho ikhohlisana nomngcwabo.
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Your Grandmother ask you about your final report
Granny: uhambe njani eskoleni
Kid: nge-Main Road
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U-over 40yrs kodwa udlala amakhaza, awunawo uJazi.
Kusobala wena awukaze walobola. Awunawo ujazi pho, kubanda kanje?
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Wake waba nomngani oyisilima totally, into evele kuthi kungonakele lutho isuzele isandla mase iqhamuka isifumbethe ithi nuka laaa.
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Umkhwenyana ufika komamazala bambuze sikuthelele idrink or sikuphekele itiye; aphendule umkhwenyana athi lingithelele idrink okwakathesi lisafake amanzi epapa engaboiler lingikhiphele icup yetiye, beseliyaphehlela,lingikhiphele iporidge; beselibonda lingiphe ipapa ngidle esiseleyo lingivubele amahewu
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INKONDLO YAMI YESiSWATI. SBUMBU UMNANDZI Sbumbu ungushukela sbumbu ungu sawoti, sbumbu ukufa sbumbu ukuphila Ngubani longa kwati wena nebubi bakho, ngubani longa bati bunandzi bakho. Sbumbu unisive sigcwele umhlaba wonkhe, sbumbu uneti dvumbu umhlaba wonkhe . Ngubani loku beka licala awati lutfo wena, awcali muntfu wena. Uyimvu yenkhosi. UBUNANDZI BEMHLABA Bagcwele ema jele ngawe Sbumbu, bakudla ngenkhani batsi aba nandzaba nedi bangeva lobu nandzi bakho Sbumbu umnandzi wenta indvodza isangane, iti khohlwe neli bito layo. Sbumbu umnandzi uyafutfumala. Maye!!!Sbumbu lapho undlula khona ushiya tindvuku timile Wena uvusa tindvuku letilele time ntsii njenge mphimbo wendlula mitsi SBUMBU UYASHELELA, SBUMBU UYI NDLOVUKAZI, SIVE NGESAKHO. Bona LABAKUTSANDZA COBO BATE BAKU KHOTSE BAKU KHOTSISISE SBUMBU
GIVE ME A BELLS
By
Thee Introverted Mbalz Nkowcie
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