Amantombazana amanje awasakhali mayaliwe..
Asevele abe njenga nama cashier

Olandelayo please



Ugogo kaWinnie Khumalo wamnika i-advice wathi: “Winnie mntanam’. Winnie mntanami, mntanami, mntanami.”

Nathula as a country? 🤔

👨‍⚕️”Nonhlanhla uyasazi istatus sakho?”
🧛‍♀️”Yebo ngyasazi dokotelaaa”
👨‍⚕️”Sithi?”
🧛‍♀️”Hey there!! I’m using what’sapp”


It seems as though am the only one who finds Nosipho from uzalo not aesthetically pleasing…🤔🤔

I mean look at Qabanga and Mongi…

UBONAKALA NGANI MUNTU ODLISIWE??
IBANI NIPHENDULA NGISAWASHA AMA PENTY
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Yakhala iphone kaSisi eTaxini

Wathi ‘babe ngiya emsebenzini sokhuluma late’

Yaphinda yakhala futhi wathi’Babe nguya ekhaya eMgungundlovu emngcwabeni sizokhuluma Monday”

Yabelesela iphone futhi, wathi “Babe wam’ sengizokwehla wena ukephi”?

Lakhala ikhehla eback seat” Woooo, kanti iyaphi le Taxi webagibeli.


👩‍🦳:Haiybo Spha, Makhelwane, usuyahamba sesiphaka🍛?
🧔:Lutho anghambi neze, Ngyolanda isitsha sami sincane lesi.

Bafethu, lento yokuba ngaphezulu idinga lamantombazane asenamabele amile mpo, sikhathele ukuvikana nezimpama✋ zophaqa pls


UMkhize noMaDlamini bashadile balele
uMaDlamini aphuphe aze aphumisele athi ”Vuka! Vuka! Vuka! Indoda yami isiyabuya isendleleni.” uMkhize avuke aphume ngewindi uma esephandle ubuye umqondo ukuth ukwakhe…
Ubani oCheatayo phakathi kwalaba bobabili?


Noma ngawin’ jackpot mali ngeke ngike ukudla umfudumezo phecelezi leftovers🥘🍲, udlala igwinya noku sebenzisa 🗞📰 toilets🚽🤞🏽

Intombi iyafana nemali
Uyakwaz ukut awnayo
Ube unayo


Umuntu adelele akhohlwe nawukuthi ngiyayazi ilocation🌎 yakhe….Ngizomthumela ngeWeather ⚡akangazi kahle.

When You Swallow Your Pride And Text First Then You Get Blue Ticked And You Hear Your Pride Saying “Yah I Told You Uyaphapha”