Ngaze ngahalela amanzi ase Toilet”
Pregnant woman’s and their craving’s

UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.

Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

Your man is a lucky guy.“
Bakithi, nawe uma ufuna ukuba “lucky” ngishele ngikuqome, nibe lucky nonke!
YONKE IMUNTU IBE LUCKY

Me: hie girl ngicela inumber yakho.
Her: ok nanso 132665558600
Me: ohh ngeye Telkom yini.?
Her: No ngeye Capitec.
Me: Fainted until now angikavuki.

Do your parents know kuthi mayilele
uyi’vusa ngomlomo? Ba busy bak’biza ngo
Mbali kanti uMavusana.

•Her: Jason sengiyahamba bbe
•Me: Khona ama Topper aseFrijin, khipha awu2 ukhothe uCream bese uwabuyisele khona

Vallentine’s is for married people.
Abanye yikuthanda izinto nje.

if your wife doesn’t reply to your “I LOVE YOU” txt ,mphinde ngeyokuthi WRONG txt lapho yikho obona khona ukuthi eyakuqala ubeyibonile

Sengingaqala ngizisho igama nesbongo kulo sisi oncike kumina e taxin noma ngithi ukulinda kancane ?