Painful memory……
Today marks exactly 3years, 7months, 4days since umuntu othengisa amafreezits entumbane complex wabaleka le change yami
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Kusenkanjini yamasotsha, ayeseqeqeshiwe esekulungele ukuphuma ayosebenza okwangempela. Kwathi ngosuku lokugcina umphathi wamasotsha (General) wabiza i-stripper sendawo ukuthi sizothokozisa amasotsha ngomdanso waso kwazise phela lobu kwabe kungubusuku bokugcina enkanjini.
Hhayi-ke sidanse i-stripper ngengoma yokuqala ethendeni elikhulu lapho ayebuthene khona amasotsha. Kuzwakale ubuwoklowoklo kushaywa izandla ejabula amasotsha, cishe kwaphela imizuzu emihlanu. Aphume umphathi ethendeni lakhe elincane, azokhuza amasotsha ngomsindo qede abuyele emuva.
Iqhubeke intokazi idanse ngenamba yesibili, lapho-ke yabe isikhumula iskibha kanye nesketi. Waba mkhulu umsindo eshaya izandla namakhwela amasotsha kujatshulwa kwaze kwaphela imizuzu elishumi.
Aphume futhi umphathi “endlini” yakhe ezokhuza ngomsindo qede aphindele emuva. Bese iqhubeka intokazi idanse ngenamba yesithathu, lapho-ke yakhumula konke u-bra kanye nephenti. Ngalowo mzuzu, alikho isotsha elashaya izandla kumbe lishaye ikhwela. Kwathuleka nje, ya-performa yaze yaqeda intokazi.
Yahamba yaya kumphathi isiyolanda imali yayo, wabuza umphathi: “Awungitshele ntokazi, athula nje amasotsha ami manje, kwenzenjani?”
Ivele ihleke intokazi bese ithi: “Kodwa General, bangazishaya kanjani izandla besebenzisa isandla esisodwa?”
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ENGLISH: Boys and Girls.
ZULUS: Bafana Namantombazane.
ENGLISH L: They look like Girls.
ZULUS: Bafana Namantombazane…
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Sbu calls
Nkunzi-cool Kruger
Njeza- jersey no 10
Khathaza-njebe
Sbonelo-Tokotela
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Indoda yangempe kumele ibene 6pack…
lapho yena uvithike njengosofa wase Saloon 🤚
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Kutheni xa nishelwa nijonga izihlangu niyathunga yini ?
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Mantombazane. Don’t be an understanding girlfriend 🙂shaya impama I relationship ibe stable😙!!
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Real relationships last 3-7 months loku
kwabo 3-5 years kunemuthi phakathi
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“Mzukiswa a ke batle o ba victim ya abuse, am too young” Ayy weh Aphiwe who told you that it’s only old people who have to be abused?😡
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Ithekeni Ngeke Ikwazi Ukuphila Ngaphandle Komjita!
Muphika Bheka Lah
•Fe[male] Male
•Wo[man] Man
•S[he] He
•[Mr]s Mr
•M[adam] Adam
•Ngisho NaseSontweni Nithi, A[men] Men
So Ungazamike Ukuzenza Iskhokho La Uthi Awufune Ndoda!
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Ba Cheater Ngwanyana Wa Goba Le Degree/Honours
Wena O Mang Ka Karata Ya Prevention?
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Noma ungashaya nge Ass nema Curves kumbe ube Slender lesi Sexy blind, uma ungekho mnandzi awukho mnandzi. Ngisho nebuhle mine, nelibalala lelikhanyako, alisho kutsi umnandzi 😂😂 Ne fish ayikhetsi, ayiyi ngekutsi wena u Sexy kumbe ugcoka kahle, kumbe usebentisa i iPhone ushaye nge Brazilian, kumbe une Persal number nema pay slip, kumbe une moto or aw’nayo, uma k’mele ube Skotela se fish utoba ngiso 😂😂 Ningaboni bantu bahambela ek’dzeni nema Ass and Curves abo nitsi bamnandzi kumbe abanuki, yela! Kubi la outside 😂😂 Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Muntu umnandzi uma wena mudli umvile kutsi umnandzi. And kuba mnandzi kwakhe kuwe doesn’t necessarily mean utoba mnandzi kitsi sonkhe. So yekelan kubona tibunu nema Curves kumbe nibone Slender lesi sexy nitsi “Labanye Bantu badla kahle”. Li orange liyaba fresh ngaphandle utsi uyal’cata ulithole ligcwele tibungu phakatsi
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Zulus are unique shame ….They even have their own Cockroach
‘LEFENE LA NATAL”
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Umkhwenyana ufika komamazala bambuze sikuthelele idrink or sikuphekele itiye; aphendule umkhwenyana athi lingithelele idrink okwakathesi lisafake amanzi epapa engaboiler lingikhiphele icup yetiye, beseliyaphehlela,lingikhiphele iporidge; beselibonda lingiphe ipapa ngidle esiseleyo lingivubele amahewu
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Whites: stop the car please…
Blacks: hooooo whoaaaaaa hooooo……
😂mara black people….eeeeh nilale
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Mina angidlali nje, iskhova ngisbuka👀 size sithi
“Ohk😒,,, ngthunywe ugogo kaSindi”
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