Your man is a lucky guy.“
Bakithi, nawe uma ufuna ukuba “lucky” ngishele ngikuqome, nibe lucky nonke! 🙄
YONKE IMUNTU IBE LUCKY

UTHI BEWAZI?

– Bewazi ukuthi ukucela isithandwa sakho sikomisele izinwele ngethawula kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-75%?

– Bewazi ukuthi ukukhanyisa amakhandlela uma unesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-80%?

– Bewazi ukuthi ukwabelana i-toast nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-85%?

– Bewazi ukuthi ukuya ocansini nesithandwa sakho lapho ugesi ucishiwe kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-90%?

– Bewazi ukuthi uku-shower nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-95%?

Uma ukwenza okungenani okukodwa kwalokhu okungenhla…
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U-Eskom uthanda ukukubonga ngokonga ugesi. 🙂 👌🏽

INDODA YANGEMPELA IGEZA NGO PETROL MAQEDE YOTHE UMLILO😏☝
~THE REST HELLOW LADIES

Tell me if i’m lying.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
LADIES:
Bongi : Hello Chommy.
Lindi: Hi my friend.
Bongi: Am fine dear, I’ve missed
you a
lot.
Lindi: me too.
Bongi: I was thinkin of payin you a
visit this afternoon.
Lindi: Ok my dear.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Bongi : Argh i can’t believe am
going
to visit that dirty girl again.
Lindi: This witch is coming here
again,
she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
BOYS:
Sipho: Bastard how u doin?
Mpho: lol foetsek wena Mad man.
Am
good. Wena?
Sipho : Ke sharp, u with your ugly
girlfriend?
Mpho: hahaha f$*k u neega!!!!!
Sipho: come join me, i have few
beers.
Mph: Ok Idiot, am coming.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Sipho: That Mpho can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Mpho: my good friend Sipho is such
a
great pal.
LESSON:Most girls are always nice to
each other but they never
really like each other & Boys are
always mean and rude but they
will always have each other’s back
TRUE OR FALSE ???

Good girls do science
Smart girls do Commerce
Izifebe do Tourism…Angithi zifuna ukuhamba umhlaba wonke zifunana namadoda…
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But it’s none of my Business

Walala eTaxin uPregnant sikhipha umtwana
siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy

Uyayazi i-pain yokuthenga i-grocer igcwale i-trolley lapho ufake i-mask, abantu ababoni ukuthi nguwe lo owenza izimangaliso?