BREAKING NEWS: MUGABE IS BACK, SET TO TAKE OVER

Former Caps Utd captain Joe ‘Kode’ Mugabe returned from the UK and is set to take over as Caps Utd head coach

Uthathe iPhone kaBae wakho uthole beku save ngo SpiderMan

Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi

Uthi uyadlula nendoda yakho emfishane ngase Creche uzwe ngengane sezimemeza zithi
“weMisi !! Misi!!!! nang omunye sebaleka”

When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” unye nyi

When You Swallow Your Pride And Text First Then You Get Blue Ticked And You Hear Your Pride Saying “Yah I Told You Uyaphapha”

“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

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