1. Ungakujwayeli ukukhansela izinhlelo ngokusebenzisa i-SMS okukanye ama-ama-instant messaging services.

2. Uma uzithola umile usubuka ama-street performers noma yikuphi, ubophosa phela okuncane (noma u-R2 nje).

3. Uma utshelwe imfihlo, uyigcine.

4. Uma ukwazi ukwenza something, akusho ukuthi yenza, zithobe.

5. Uma uzovakasha, bazise labo ozobavakashela.

6. Ukuxhawula kungcono kabi kune-autograph.

7. Uma unabangani abasha, ungakhulumi ngabangani bakho abadala.

8. Awuzikhetheli igama lesidlaliso (nickname).

9. Uma ushada umuntu, khumbula ukuthi ushada nomndeni wakhe wonke.

10. Ungalokothi ubuze umuntu wesifazane ukuthi ngabe ukhulelwe yini.

11. Ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa, yiba nesikhathi nomama wakho, okukanye umfonele. Ngusuku lwakhe olukhulu naye.

12. Uma uvula isipho/izipho, khumbula ukuthi akekho othanda umuntu oqagela ashaye emhlolweni.

13. Uma usulidlulisile iphuzu obufuna ukulicacisa, yekela ukukhuluma.

14. Vuma uma usephutheni.

15. Uma ucele ukusiza, ungayeki uma umsebenzi ungakapheli.

16. Mbuke emehlweni umuntu uma ubonga, okushoyo akuphume ngaphakathi kuwena.

17. Ungaphenduli umakhalekhukhwini uma nihleli kwi-dinner table.

18. Zifundise ukuzixolela wena ngamaphutha akho.

19. Yazi okungenani ihlaya elilodwa okuthi njalo uma ulixoxa liqhephule wonke umuntu ngohleko.

20. At least funda ukupheka that one good meal.

21. Funda ukushayela imoto ka-manual.

22. Akukho okubi ngokuya kwi-movie theatre uhamba wedwana.

23. Funda ukubamba ulaka lwakho.

24. Yazi usayizi wezimpahla zomuntu wakho.

25. Funda ukuba yi-good listener, hhayi ukulinda nje ithuba lokuthi nawe ukhulume.

26. Uma wenze isethembiso, sifeze.

27. Uma kungukuthi usafunda, ubozejwayeza ukuhlala phambili. Soon uzohluka kwabanye, hleze nezinga lokuphasa likhuphuke.

28. Uphathele umama wakho imithwalo, naye wakuthwala izinyanga ezinti *ephakamisa iminwe eminti*.

29. Uyibekezelele i-airport security, benza umsebenzi wabo.

30. Akungakhuzwa wena ngomsindo during a movie.

31. Khumbula, izinsizwa/izintombi zithanda umuntu ogezayo.

32. Uyilokhu okwenzayo, hhayi lokhu abakushoyo.

33. Funda ukushintsha ithayi lemoto, ungabi u-cheeseboy kumbe i-slay queen.

34. Uboke uhlale nje nogogo nomkhulu, lukhulu ongalufunda kubo.

35. Ungalahli ngewindi emotweni, faka esikhwameni uze uthole indawo ebekelwe ukulahla udoti.

36. Uma unosisi/bhuti wakho, zama ukwazi i-boyfriend/girlfriend yakhe. Sometimes your opinion is important.

37. Yazi amagama okuyiwona wona eculo lesizwe.

38. Kungenzeka umdanso wakho awukho ezingeni, kodwa kungcono ukuzenza wena isilima kunokuhlala nje wedwa ebhentshini ubuka abanye bezitshukutsha.

39. Yiba namaphupho, zazi ubhekephi.

Ake ngime la muzi wakwethu, sengikhathele uku-typer…

Kwaze kwangisiza ukubuyela kwinsangu, bheka nje sengibhala izinto ezi-right kanjani! 🙂

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Mthokozis Ne>
Someone wrote
Rip robbie malinga i was busy December

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Mtana se khaya ungafuni yonke le nonses
Yeyi bunu as long as isangena e shwapi you have a butts

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Some relationship ngathi kuse scrapyard kuhlale kulungiswa izinto njalo

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Sekunzima nokutshela ingane yami ukuthi ngakhula singenawo ugesi, ngoba nayo ivele ithi: “Nami.”

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👮:engabe uyaphy madala
👴🏻:kahle mfana thina sahlula amabhunu

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Ngibuze usis wam ukt usbary unayon enye intombi mabekhuluma leyondaba bayayqedan wavele wangthuka bengiwrong yin?

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UGugu usithathaphi iskibha esibhalwe: “Wabuya Ugesi”?

Uphi yena uMagugwana azosichazela?

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When your girlfriend text you ” babie ngihambisa ugirl kubaba wakhe ngobuya monday ekusen……” ngyakuthanda😍 yezwa and takecare🤗😘

Shit that sore body you get just from reading this kind of message yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr😏🙄

You know that she will definitely get tlof tlof🍑🍆 kubaba wengane yakhe

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If unenkinga Nam khulum uyek ukfela ngaphakath njengemoto

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uthi uyabangena uhlangane labo sebephuma unyeee uthi uyabagwcalisela uthole ukut bonke bagwcele phamu unyeeee

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Uthi unendoda usho intengaphuz ….
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.let’s not argue… Ucc wakho loyo

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GAL : Bbe Ngcela Ungipha Imali Yekhanda
BOY : Ufuna Elengulube Noma Elenkomo Khona Ngizokuphathele Ksasa ETown Mase Ngothenga UBeer

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Yabona umuntu meke wathi”Dn’t worry.Your secret is safe with me.Umaluma ephephetha wenja lowo.Mayehlala emakhaya igcwele uzintaba, uma eseLoxion unyile nyi.Ngithi NYI!!

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Konje kusazoba mnandi empilweni yami, ngisazocabuza umkami uma silungiselela ukuya emsebenzini. 🤗 Zithi izingane zethu: “Eww… Get a room!”
Sihleke nomkami.

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