Yaz umu single ujabuliswa ubala 😂😂😂ngokuhlangan
isa nje imali nosisi ongamaz eTaxin athi “sibabili” kuvele kuth cosololo

Ukuphuza igazi likaJesu kuzwakala njengobuthakathi kimi.

Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA

Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday

Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?

Ushaye uThandeka ngempama✋
uzwe esethi👉 “what are you trying to happen huh?”

• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
.
.

“So nawe uku 2018”?

Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.

ngendlela engithanda ngayo ukuncengwa i can’t
wait ukuba idlozi
Kusazonyiwa

I Village yase Mzola neyase Dandanda zenza umqhudelwano (competition) yokuphuza utshwala, ukuthi abobani omakoya bokuphuza. One week before kuqale icompetion iVillage yaseMzola ithume uNyaa ukuthi ahambe ku Village yase Dandanda ayobuza if they are ready for iCompetion.
uNyaa ma efika khona vele athole kuphuzwa. Bemnikeze u 25litre wotshwala basemakhaya (amasese) uNyaa ashaye u25litre awuqede in 1 hour!!! Bamangale abantu base Dandanda ukuthi ukhona umuntu ophilayo ongaphuza 25 litres yotshwala ayiqede!!!!
Abase Dandanda: (babuza beyethuke kakhulu) “Hayi bo Nyaa, uphuza 25litre wayiqeda! Nawe are you part of iteam yase Mzola esizo compete nayo?”
Nyaa: (ezihlekel) “Cha chaa chaa bafethu, mina ngihluliwe kuma Primary Competition, I could not make it to the competing team”

Ngiphuphe ngiyi Nkomo,umfazi ka mngani wami ewutshani.
Lokho kusho ukuthini?

Ma nudes esdudla afuna ngatsi ungawabheka ku plasma