👩🏻:I male besty Qha!!💁‍♀️

🧒:Ngithe Thatha isthombe sam nawe Siqabulana🙄😤

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“Ngiyezwa mf’ethu uthi yi-wrong number, ngizwa kunomsindo lapho, nikuphi? Ngicela ukuzophuza nani. Please!”

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Men’s Conference, Room 131 kwenziwa i-vocal coaching, angithi sifuna ukukhuluma njengoKwesta.

“Uyabona somosha kakhulu.”

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Hmm ama Nazaretha ayaluthanda UCansiii

Nize nilufake ekhwapheni nj impela

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So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why

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Ngithi ngizolwa nomuntu wavele wangikhiphela amehlo nje angaz noma ngiybalekele yin lenyoka manje

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Mufuna kukhipha isisu
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Zokutshela kuth ungaskhiphi
msoooonu😂 Kanyoko

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Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”

Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”

Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”

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Ngabona imfene I gunda umuntu ngahleka yaze yagunda mina

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Ngizoza, serious-ke this time.”

Kusho lo muntu ombiza ngentombi yakho ekwenza islima okwesi-9.

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Private hospital:good morning sir..how are you?

Public hospital:and then wena?

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“Kuyafana Anisayi Lapho Mos”

Kusho uMalume Egcobisa Isinkwa nge Student Card Sakho

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Kuleskhathi mawngabi iphara uhlaselwa ukuthwasa!!
Mawungekho kulokhu unyiswa i Relationship nje!!

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