Ukuthandana ne Sangoma akukho lula, uthi usacabanga uku cheater uvele uzwe nge SMS Ithi “Soxabana”

Benza umsindo babanga imali, imali yona ayina msindo, umsindo awuna mali, imali msindo onganawmali. .. entlek uthini lomjita? Fana mara

Does “Nomvula” In English means
“No Rain”? Zulus Help😂😂💔

No Mvula

Yaz abe mubi umuntu
angafanelwa ama’Earphone

*Mxolisi:* _”Hey baby, ngi lana kini ngaphandle. Ukuphi?”_

*Gugu:* _”Eish baby, sorry angikho ekhaya ngila e-Jo’burg ngihambe izolo. Bow’funani?”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Eish, ag no it’s fine baby. I wanted to see you, ngino Ten Thousand Rand.”_

*Gugu:* _”Eh, baby!.. Okay just give me five minutes, I’ll be there!”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Hawu, 5 minutes from e-Jo’burg baby?”_

*Gugu:* LOL _”No, relax-a baby. Silana kwamngane wami, sithi kuse Jo’burg. It’s just two blocks away from ekhaya, ngiyeza now now my love.”_

*Mxolisi:* _”Okay ke baby, sizokulinda.”_

*Gugu:* _”Hawu nizongilinda? Kanti uhamba nobani?”_

*Mxolisi:* LOL _”Oh eish, sorry s’thandwa sami. Ngino Lindo, umngane wami wase Thekwini. Uyam’khumbula mos, angithi? We call him u ‘Ten Thousand Rand’ sometimes.”_

Ngiyayithanda lengoma ka Andile-kaMajola ethi

“Nanoma niyangibona nami angaz ngimithe kanjani namanje ngisamangele”

Welcome to Voicemail
Sengath bengicelile
Kungena khona…

Uzwe isdudla sithi “I miss my other half”…
Yaz uz’buze ukuthi kanti lesdudla singakanani mase siphelele???

UMdelwa noMathayi babeyokhempa, kwathi phakathi nobusuku wavuka uMathayi ekhala, “Yho! Yho! Ngilunywe yinyoka kwitotolozi lami!”
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“Ungakhathazeki, ngizofonela udokotela engimaziyo mhlampe angeza neqhinga.” kududuza uMdelwa esho efonela udokotela.
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“Dokotela! Umngani wami ulunywe yinyoka, ngenzenjani?”
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Aphendule udokotela, “Angeke konakale kakhulu uma uzophuthuma, vele uncele igazi lakhe umngani wakho lapho imlume khona.”
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Abonge uMdelwa bese evala ucingo, uMathayi abuze, “Uthini udokotela?”
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Ngaphandle kokuchitha isichathi athi uMdelwa, “Uthi udokotela wena uzofa!”