After witnessing a domestic fight:
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Whites: They were Arguing and He slapped her in the face.
Blacks: Umfazi ubesathi peperepe peperepe pepepepepepepe ngazwa vaaaaah!!!
Nina ngoba naku nisebenza ema Office nizibona nincono kunabanye, nicabanga ukuthi nibhosha iKnorrox.
Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍
Uduke eMall uze uqonde kwi security uthi” qagela kuphunywaphi” 🙆🙊
Kuthwa omunye ubaba wayelenhliziyo embi so uNkulunkulu wathi kuye qamba into ofuna ngkwenzele yona then umakhelwane wakho ngzomenzela double of whatever ozabe ukuqambile ubaba lwana wacabanga imota wabona ukuthi umakhelwane wakhe uzathola 2 wathi ngitsho wacabanga indlu wabona futhi ukuthi akwenzi wathi hayi Nkulunkulu ngcono ungkhiphe ilihlo
Ashaye inhlaya umbiza uncine sungahlek lento ayishoy uhleke yen
Kuthiwa kuzovulwa utshwala
kodwa manje kukhona asebeshefa amakuku🍑🙄🥱✋
Ukhaphe iCherry yakho to fetch her kid from her baby daddy…
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After standing by the gate for 2 hours, kungene u-Call from the baby daddy saying:🙄😮😮😮
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“Eh ndoda ungahamba. Labantu bathi bazolala lana for the weekend !!!”
Nizitshele ukuthi ninoNdunankulu lento ekhuluma ngevoice engathi omama bomanyano.
Sesidlile iStripper?
Bebuza intombi yakho ibambelele ngensimbi yeTende🤪🤪
Kwi-assembly next week:
Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.”
Someone: “Khabaribe baba!”
Crowd: “Fire!”
Izenofhobia kade yaba khona noJesu wathi akakhile lana emhlaben ikhaya lakhe lisezulwini…..amajuda athi kant ungowokfika kulendawo ase embethela
Usathi usaxoxa kamnandi nomngani wakho womlungu avele ayigxobe emsileni akubuze ku
thi”what is your favourite swimming style .😒😒
Uvele uzizwe sewuthi it’s madam😂😂😂
Nellza>
Ama 2000 awazi ukuthi uBlack Coffee and Black
Motion are Brothers uSisi wabo u Amanda Black,
then uPitch Black ubhuti wabo omdala. Bonke
labantu bazalwa iBlack Mambazo futhi ibona
abafika neBlack Friday
Nywe nywe miss my boyfriend”
Manje thina senzen? Si react nga masende wakhe?
ISUKE ISHO UKTHIN VELE I-EX YAKHO MAYITHI”saxabana yin?”😂😂😂
