After 1 round nyana
Her : So What Are We??
Him: Singaba Hambayo Thina Kulomhlaba Siyekhaya Ezulwini

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“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasiza uNgidi.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ephuk’umlenze.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”

*clap, clap, clap*

“Ngaphansi kombhede.”

*clap, clap, clap*

(Qhubeka)

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Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”

Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”

Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”

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Inkinga yamantombazane yokuthana imali kakhuli abangodli emakubo

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Ngenkathi ngisasebenza e-zoo ngaxoshwa ngoba ngingalivalanga isango. Ibhadi lami.
I mean, ubani owayengantshontsha ibhubesi?

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Uthi uyomzama
ngekhekhe🍑Avele antante
nawe umashu wonke
efunana no base

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I have Years Watching TV📺
Mara Angikase Ngibone i-Advert ye Artchaar..

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Guy: Bbe send me nudes😋😍…
Girl: Mcim! That’s so childish😕…
Guy: Ok send me ur matric results📑…
Girl: lol aibo khawme hle ndikhulule…

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Abemnyama umntu ude ubenosizi, ngathi zothi ngafa yi heart burn. Uze usole ukuthi igazi lakhe alikho bomve ngu oyela kuphela🤣🤣🤣

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Nyavula ikhula box yabantu , bangibambha ngema washini bangaz ukuth ngizibukela I spelling Se hunters dry

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Akacaci noba usuka eKapa, Haibooo! Ufuna athini aze acace? Athwale iTable Mountain ne Khayelitsha? No guyz 😂

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Kwi-assembly next week:
Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.”
Someone: “Khabaribe baba!”
Crowd: “Fire!”

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I am the boss of my heart,
ngiyaqasha futhi ngiyadiliza uma usungidakelwa

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