Mosadi otshwana le LOTTO
geosa mo beche okase mo win’i..

Skebhe : baby come to my place tonight, otherwise

Zodwa : what?

Skebhe : ngidl’upolony

U pregiswe Sgebengu uthy uya Ku scane bathi Umtwana Uboshiwe Utshontshe isbhamu Se Soldier Lomzimba

Umjolo unyisa kwasani la ngasekhaya akekho nje engsambone ehla eTaxin no Teddy bear Ahh HALALA 2020

Bo cc mele nazi lokhu
Uhlangatshezwa ngosuku lo kuqala kuphela e twn
Okulandelayo no ulandwa estobhini.
Usuku lo kuqala la mele ngikuphathise okwe queen ungathi ufika nje sengikufuqa ngokudla kwespuni.
Okulandelayo ke rice namazamban
Le staff esikhothanayo. First round kuphela nikhothana
Lawa amanye usuwubusheka uzwa nje
Kuning nje bafwethu. So nje ya kunjalo.
Kwaze kwabanda bo mmm ubani ofuna ngimhlangabeze ke bangan bam base Beach

Blacks will point at an empty chair and ask ukuthi “kuhlezi bani laphana?”.

Men cheat – Women forgive
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Women cheat -Mpama, mpama, mpama, superman punch , ese dizzy njalo Super kick ba ngathi yaphakama athi RKO
Gqiba uhambe uyotshaya cigarette yakho

Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”