Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas

Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!

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Whites: Oh wow she’s blind and she’s pregnant, so beautiful
BLACKS: iPipi oyibonile yona

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• Yazi Ukth Umona Yini?
Umona Is When Someone Says
“Ntombi Yakho Yinhle Yona BANDLA”😎

– “Bandla” ungenaphi la?

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If ujola nabangani bam, khohlwa ngendaba yomshado!
Asiyikhulumi ngisho noma sidakiwe

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Uyazi nje ukt mawudla iqanda usuke udla ingane nomfazi ebizokhula ibe iphoyisa😂😂

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• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
.
.

“So nawe uku 2018”?

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Whites : sorry you dropped your wallet 🙌

Black : u jehovah mkhulu

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Sekufe 4 wamapleti 🍽 kamama ekhishini, phela u”Nails done” ubegeza izitsha.

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Kazi balala kanjani abantu aba-rich nefriji egcwele ukudla? 🤔 Mina angikwazi nokulala ngenxa ye-Danone esele yodwa qwaba efrijini, ngiyizwa imemeza igama lami.

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Ufunani kumuntu wami?”

Lo mbuzo muhle impela, kodwa uma uzobuzwa uNkulunkulu

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Panty ye lace is from size 26 to 34
the rest ama saka we orange

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Umphuzise umngane wakho adakwe umuzwe esethi
yabona mfethu Mina la emhlabeni angina umngane

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Lona owathi u Tira beno Socx banomsindo…..
aycha washeshe wakhuluma…
kahle kahle umuntu onomsindo u Dladla sengisho umshunqisi

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URamaphosa sceĺa anyuse phela imali yamaPhara kunini aqala ukcela oR2 namanje kusayibo oR2 hhay bazoteleka pheĺa labantu.

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uINNO no Ngidi bahleli ebhasini. Kuthe kusenjalo
kwangena indoda enempandla ecwebezelayo.
Bahleka base babhansane onkabi baze basho bathi,
“Isibuko sezinyoni phela lesi!”

Athi uINNO,
“Uyazi Ngidi mina ngingayishaya leyandoda ngempama empandleni yayo
kuze kube kathathu maqeda ingangenzi lutho!”

(Aphike uNgidi athi angeke. Athi uINNO asibheje R100! Babheje)

Asukume uINNO aqonde kulendoda afike ayishaye kakhulu ekhanda bese ethi,
“Wena Spambo ulana kanti? Kunini sikufuna Lwabishi!”

Iphendule lendoda ithi,
“Angiyena uSpambo mina mfethu! Futhi angimazi nakumazi.”
Ayiphinde uINNO ayishaye kuthi Phaxa ekhanda layo bese ethi,
“Amanga wena Spambo maaan! Usuyaziphika doti?”

Idinwe lendoda igcine ikhetha ukuyohlala emuva, iyabona
ukuthi lomuntu uyayifanisa.

Ahleke uINNO bese ethi,
“Ngidi, sengiyoyishaya okokugcina manje leyampandla!”
Ashone khona uINNO afike ayishaye kakhulu ngempama
ekhanda bese ethi,
“Kanti wena Spambo ulana! Yazi sengize ngashaya
umuntu ngimfanisa nawe lapha phambili Lwabishi!!!”

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