On a date:
Yena: “So, tell me about yourself.”
Mina: “Oh, mina sisi ngilifaka lonke.”
Uzwe umahlalela ethi:”babe ngifuna wena kuphela”Haiybo ndoda, umsebenzi wona?🥱🤚🏾
Ukjola Nomuntu Wakwa Zungu Ezinye Zezinto Ezidala IsiZungu Kwi Relationship
👩🏻:I male besty Qha!!💁♀️
🧒:Ngithe Thatha isthombe sam nawe Siqabulana🙄😤
Whites: Can i please have the R50 i borrowed you last month!
Blacks: Usufuna lokhu ngilandelana nawe ngemali yam,kanti yini inkinga yakho?
Aybo webafwethu ungafisi ukthandwa intombi yakwa Gcwensa, eyi ziyayidla inyama lezinto bo lisala li empty i fridge ngkhuluma ngento engyaziyo.
Condom costs kab
save
This year it’s burning
put it
“Ungowakwethu wena!”
Is very important uma usaha
Umunt akuzibe ube unezithombe zakhe enqunu
.yey niyayitha risk bo
U be single kanjani
Kune ma couples langa fanelani 😀
[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples]
“Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet”
Me : Ncooaw
Me : Ncooaw
After sex🍆🍑
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TC: babe I mnandi I punani🍑 yakho
Her: bonke basho njalo
So nifike nimithisane nodwa then nithi iyntombi zethu azikhiphe oR200 ukuza Kuma Babyshower mabengenzi nithi ama Fake Friends.🙄😏
Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎
Wayesethi u Adam Ku Eva
Let’s take a break sobona
After I valentine
Uma isaphila🍑 inikwa obhuti abasebenza Kahle nabezimoto Uma isisuza🍑 inikwa thina
