Tr: class, wats the truest definition of globalisation? Kwasukuma oku Nya ngetatasi: Princess Dianna’s death! Umbalisi waxakeka: how so Nya? NYA: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfrend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car witg a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish Whiskey, 4lowd closly by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treatd by an American docta, using Brazilian medicine. Ths was sent 2 me by a Malawian who got it 4m a Namibian who was using American Bil Gates technology, and u probably reading ths on yo computer tht use Taiwanese chips, a Korean monitor, asembld by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transportd by Zim drivas, hijackd by Somali pirates, unloaded by Mozambican longshoremen and truckd 2 u by Nigerian illegals. That, Sir, is globalisation’ wahlala phansi uNya utisha se fainte kudala

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Kule genge ka “Happy birthday to myself…” ngithi nje sengathi neRest In Peace ningazenzela. ✋🏼 😐

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Ashaye inhlaya umbiza uncine sungahlek lento ayishoy uhleke yen

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Mina ngfun ndoda enemali mawuthi yabuka ngath ImbuZi ehudayo

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Umuntu asuke no 2 plate westofu e mtuba ayowisa ugesi University

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My Girlfriend Said (On Fb Inbox): “Baby Can
You Slap My Father For R3 Million?”
Me: “Yewena Nginga Qala ngoMamakho
Ngize ngoBabakho Then Ngyodubula
Abantwana Bakin E Creche”
(She Blocked Me)..
Then I Sent WhatsApp “Ngbulale Nawe”
(Blocked Me On WhatsApp)..
Sent Her A Please Call “Ngshise Nendlu
Yakin”
I Hate Stupid Questions

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Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”

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Teacher: Asibhaleni izifo esizaziyo

Thoko: HIV
Ben : CHOLERA
Sizwe :Malaria
Buhle :Typhoid
Fortune : /

Teacher:Kant Fortune ibizwa kuthwa yini lee oyibhale lana?

Fortune:Kant istroke awusaz

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Ulale nomzulu wakho Omuhle
Uvuke ne- Venda
Fuseg make up✋

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The Reason kuno Father Christmas🎅engekho u- Mother chrismas🤶..
Ingoba wawuzozwa kuthiwa “UMITHI LOWO UKHISIMUZI UHLEHLILE” 🤷‍♂️

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Umuntu umcele amanzi kulo Disemba avele alethe wona ngempela.

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NgesiZulu uma uthi: “Awungipha sona le skibha,” 👕 means sihle. 😍 🔥 & “Uze uzosithatha,” means ngiyabonga.
Musa phela nawe ukusilanda ngampela!

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Zweli Mkhize usitshela nini kuthi asigeze umzimba,
thina yilokhu sageza izandla njengoba besho. Salinde yena.

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