Umuntu wakho akakuphi isikhathi? Woza kimi.
08:30
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Kwathi ngenye iday ngigibel tax nomxhosa bembuza kth uzokwehlaphi wezwakala esememeza plus esebeack seat wathi ishaye driver uzobona masendehla😂
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Ubhlokhe uSphelele abuye senguPerpendicular Pelepele The Unblockable Pels.
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You Go with a Zulu person to the cinema at 20:30 and he be like
“Hhay bafo awtshele abantu bakho bafake uZalo”
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ithemba alibulali kubeliyabulala ngabe sengabamathambo mhlophe,
bolibeka nalapho lingekho khona
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Kungaba mhla ngemini yoku vota ngifake iCV phakhathi kwebhokisi lokuvota😎
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Hau ishwa phela leli, noma ngithi ibhadi elikhethelwe mina nje today.Haiybo….kanti uJanuary unjani, kusawukweyisa noma ukuxakeka lokhu, nangu umfana ezongidayisela ikati.Ngithi ngiyabonga bhuti wami,asinawo amagundwane layikhaya, uthi “pls lithathe ngizowaletha ntambama….”amagundwane”….
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Ngeke ngiphinde ngihambe ebusuku ngikahwe iphephe lama norithozi
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“Babe are you a virgin?”
Umbona ngaleyo question ukuthi lokhu kusase yisdididi nyana🙄
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Ned mawuthi uz’bone zonke
Booom
Nawa amawutwane eKFC
Bawabiza nge “StreetWalk”
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Ngendlela ekshisa ngayo sengze ngavula ne Gate ngeee
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Happy upcoming new year, be safe
Remember don’t drink n drive zocitha utjwala
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Ngisacela ngingiboleka ezinkomishi ezingu-4 zelayisi, ifoni yami ingene emanzini.
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Yakhala iphone kaSisi eTaxini
Wathi ‘babe ngiya emsebenzini sokhuluma late’
Yaphinda yakhala futhi wathi’Babe nguya ekhaya eMgungundlovu emngcwabeni sizokhuluma Monday”
Yabelesela iphone futhi, wathi “Babe wam’ sengizokwehla wena ukephi”?
Lakhala ikhehla eback seat” Woooo, kanti iyaphi le Taxi webagibeli.
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White: I love my boyfriend his name is John Smith he alwys make me happy
Black: Whuuuuuu shame ngaze ngamkhumbula bbe wam kuth anghlanye uyazazi yena igama lakhe
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Uyakwazi ukuba broke engathi I breakfast yenja.
Futhi nt jst inja nje, umgodoyi.
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“Umnqundu uqala apha bazalwane”
Kutsho umfundisi kulahleke mali yomnikelo
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