Security guard : student card
King Sol : here it is 😍 ” 🧟 ”
Security guard : Mthembu tlo bone

Whites: I’m the breadwinner at home :*
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Blacks: Badla mina, bakaka mina, bagqoka mina, basuza mina ubabona nje bazamula mina

JOB INTERVIEW WITH NYAA
Interviewer : Tell us more about yourself…..
Nyaa: Aibo buka iC.v yami ndoda anginaso iskhathi sokuchaza..
Interviewer : What do you know about this company?
Nyaa: Angikazi for now and angazi muntu
ndoda awukahle uk’buza imibuzo engasile
awuqale lento engize ngayo la, soxoxa nawe sengingaphakathi.
Interviewer : Why are you interested on
working for this company?
Nyaa : Why niwukhangisile? I’m interested
because you advertised the position habe! nansi imihlola yami bo!
Interviewer : Why should i employ you and
not other candidates?
Nyaa : Angiphendulike leyonto, skip it, that irrelavent question,
yazi wena ungenza islima coz the decision is on you.
Interviewer : What are your strength and weaknesses?
Nyaa : Strength – I work hard
weaknesses – ngiphuma ealry njalo friday
ngeke ningitshele ushidi ke nalangisebenza
khona bayazi nginolaka kabi mase ngomile.
Inteviewer : Describe when you had
disagreement with your colleagues & what you will do?
Nyaa : Ngyashaya phela mina and
angibhedelwa mina i alwys hit my bosses,
ngyas’faka isbhakela endodeni mina!
Interviewer : Why do you want to leave your current job?
Nyaaa : Same as above asizile kuzodlala la.
Interviewer : Ok thanks very much Sir, dont
call us we will call you.
Nyaaa : Akobakuhleke coz ngiyakwazi la
ogibela khona ndoda angihlekike mase ngihamba nezami.
Interviewer : Buya uzoqala kusasa
One word for Nyaa?

You post a pic with a child that is not yours😐
We comment “MAZWI”

Umnangagwa ebeshaya gora 2goals phela sidlala le Zambia izolo

I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg

Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’

Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you

Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.

Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.

Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???

Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.

Me; 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dont be fooled with facebook…..

Blessed monday and week ahead!!

90’s: My Neighbor Has A Black Cat.. 🐈
2000’s: Mangithi Ntlaaa……!😨 Nayi Black Panther Yaka Makhelwane.