Syayibona le khompy yakho yokuthi ubukwi maternity leave ja good.Kuphinde Kube ile yokuthi kade uhlezi endlini ukhothwa omaMlambo great.Yabonake kukhona le.. yabona le khompy engathi inkukhu enokhuphe.Le khompy esolisayo yokuzakhela, awazi noma bekade udlala ngoFlour noma uvuke emakhazeni ,uyathusa.

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Gents👊 please Condomise izintombi zenu zilala nabantu abagulayo for Imali🤞💔, nizogula Niziphethe Kahle😢🚶

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WHITES:”Nice suit, David.” 🙂

BLACKS: “Aw Mdeva, senaba abefundisi?”

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Me: sawubona driver..iyaphi itaxi
Him : yebo…jozi 🙄
Me: malini itaxi.
Him :angiyithengisi bhuti 😏
Yhuuu omageza so rude

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Ake nisho, labo sisi bama-traffic cop le zinqa ezinkulu ezabo or ezasemsebenzini?

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• You Can’t Be Ugly & Eat Simba or Lays..
Uthi Ama-Skopas Adliwa Ngubani?

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Being a “Side Chick” is the same as being a cabbage🍈,
you don’t know whether uyisishebo or uyisalad but at the end uyazi guthi uzodliwa!!

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Unjan wen cha ngimunhle wen
Manje mft into encane kanjena uze ungisize baba into encane kanjena

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Nosipho: Babe, angisezi isfonyo simanzi.😭
Mandla: “Besomile udla ama hot wings ami izolo.”

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Umnyama sengathi yingane yomthakathi,usho ngemsinsila emibili,
namazinyo avelobala, savelelwa bo

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Thola iZulu/iNja dictionary uyogcina ukundlula kumakhaya anezinja

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Uvakashe then kulahleke imali, uzwe sebathi: 😒😒
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Lento iyaqala ukwenzeka yazi !!!

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U-over 40yrs kodwa udlala amakhaza, awunawo uJazi.
Kusobala wena awukaze walobola. Awunawo ujazi pho, kubanda kanje?

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Ngimanzi nteee! Kade ngithelwa ngamanzi bengivusa sengiqulekile, ngizwa kuthiwa iEX yami ithenge amaTAXI awu6 namaGolf awu3 kanti basho amakhekhe

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MDELWA: “Sthandwa, asidlale umacashelana.”

GLORIA: “Cha, not this year. Ngonyaka odlule wacasha kwaze kwaba umhla ka-15.”

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