Chiskop ebusika, kuvele ku-freeze nemicabango.

When I see an ugly girl crying,
I feel like saying:
”Aibo thula indoda aikhali”

I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg

I remember in January a Nyaope boy selling a 2020 calendar saying “inama holiday amaningi “ and I didn’t believe him 😭

Omunye ujaha nango engena ebhasini esiya ekhaya. Sekubhadalwa wathi conductor ngizakunika imali sengisehla kathesi ngihlezi kubi. Yebona yee ibhasi yadla phansi. Wezwakala sememeza I bus stop yakhe ujaha . Bathi bhadala phela wabe ephuma ebhasini ngenkalakatha yejubane ebaleka engabhadalanga. U conductor wamhlala izithende emuva kwakhe. Ujaha lwana wabaleka eqonda emathuneni ememeza esithi khulu vuka sengikuphathele inyama nansi. Uconductor esizwa lelo watshibilika wabaleka ebuyela ebhasini. Unkunzi wasala ehlekelela esithi ngizakwenza mfana. Elokhe esamile khonapho wezwa ilizwi ebunyameni lisithi Sengivukile ingaphi phela Inyama yakhona. Yeyi wabaleka waze wadlula uconductor esiya ngena ebhasini

Johane :Aunty umfazi onatha utshwala kuyayenza yini ukwakha laye umuzi?
Aunty :okudingakalayo ma usakha mtanami yisamende, izitina, inhlabathi lamanzi. Yena abe esehlala ezinathele utshwala bakhe phakathi 😂😂😂

Uvuka njani mhlobo wami

If ujola neSdudla awuboni masi Preg
usizwa nje sesithi : “Umntwana ushoda ngama Huggies

Aniyeken kufihla ama Panty
enu ngoba nifuna kuhamba
nigqoke ama trank
ethu😂😂😂😂
mese nilibele ni post iythombe
niwagqokile