Dating A Sangoma It’s Hard😏😏

She Will Pic Mix You With Her Tikoloshe And Say “Abantu Bam”🤨🤨

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“Ngena wena omncane e-backseat.”

Lapho zikulindile izindlovu ezintathu.

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Mina ngo 67min kaMandela day nakhu engizimisele ngukukwenza:

1.Ngizolungisa indlu yegagu, kunini yanetha bakwethu?

2.Ngizosiza Izimbila njengoba zizobe zithutha I’m sure zizobe zisindwa.

3.Ngzohamba ngiyolanda lendoda eyashaya uNomathemba ngifuna ichaze yayishayelani ingane.

4.Ngizobheka leliPhela elaluma uNano eyoboleka uphondo.

5.Ngizothenga leskhathi esadliwa yinja.

6.Ngizonikeza ijuba imali yokugibela mase beyolichutha phambili,lingafiki selikhathele.

7.Ngizothengela ikati umbhede,kunini lalala eziko sekuyazwela manje.

8.Ngizobe ngipholisa amaseko.

9.Ngizonicelela ukubona uDriver wakaKhumbul’ekhaya.

10.Ngizohamba ngiyobheka lomuzi onotshwala okuhlezi kuthiwa uzokhonjwa.

11.Ngizosula utshwala obugayiwe njengoba kuthiwa buchitheka bugayiwe.

12.Ngizofuna umuntu esohlangana naye eskhaleni kwaNtombela.

13.Ngizomanzisa imbhenge ukuze abazoyikhatha bangagqilazeki ngokuyikhotha yomile.

14.Ngzohamba ngiyobheka amagwababa lapho achobanela khona.

15.Ngizohamba ngiyosiza amagwababa echobana I’m sure khona eselikhathele.

Yikho engizokwenza ngosuku lokuzalwa kukaTata Mandela.

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“Umakoti Ngowethu Siyavuma”
Igcina laphoke ✋.!! Leyokuthi
“Uzoniwashela Aniphekele” Udoti
Senihlanyela Umkami👎

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Wake waba nomngani oyisilima totally, into evele kuthi kungonakele lutho isuzele isandla mase iqhamuka isifumbethe ithi nuka laaa.

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Umfana onjani othi mumvusa for
i-Morning glory athi uyazela yena!!

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Kusho ukuthini Uma umuntu ozitshena ukuthi owakho ahlale eposta izithakazelo ze ex yakhe

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Nokuthi iDurban July ayikho sizwa ngani, kwimanje thina sise Durban and its July sikhuluma nje.

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Kwenye inkathi 👀ubona senihlukene 💔ukuthi la
Bengizihlekanisa nomphakathi😸🤣

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Kuchazani ukuthi I don’t know ngesizulu and don’t tell me ukuth awaz

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Angeke ugolozise okwetheken
egqoke phenti elinembobo

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To those I promised to meet, I’m sorry guys, anginaso iskhathi samasimba mina.

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Akushiwo ukuthi “UPETE”🙅‍♂️

Kthiwa amadolo abuzana impilo ☑️

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All those bullets MaNzuza dodge in Sarafina
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Finally got her on Uzalo

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EThekwini kwelika Banana
Lamontville kweleRice
EMlazi kwelika Fish
KwaMakhutha kwelika Pende
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Zanele: “Ukuphi babe? Sengise-town.”

Mkhusta: “Hamba uye ka-Build It, kukhona i-truck lezitina nosimende, ufike ugibele lona, liza ekhaya.”

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