“Baby, ngilambile.” Umphakele. “Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.” Uwuthenge. “Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.” Uyithenge. “Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.” Umphelezele. Continue Reading..

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Uscabha aphuphe semlindelwen athi Mali mayize ngama sithi

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Even if U in a wheelchair , a Zulu guy is still going to ask U “hamba kanjan mfethu”

Ebhayibhelini zazilishumi(10) intombi ezazilinde umyeni oyedwa(1)lina ngokuba babili nje kuphela endodeni selikhiphana amehlo fundani ibhayibheli niyeke idrama.

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