It’s painful being a side chick
Side chick : Hi baby
Guy : Sho chief zkhiphani ?
Side chick : just called to say I
love you .
Guy : Sho commander nawe
uyazi sisonke
Side chick : ok Good night baby
Guy : Viva comrade

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Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .

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Ungaphiki nathi thina sesasijwayela is’bhaxu akusazweli kwasho imbongolo isho ehhashini kuthiwa aligijime

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Tax Driver : bangaki abantu kulo R100

Drunk passenger : nguMandela yedwa

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Ngiphuph ngidla izolo ebusuku namhlanje ngizolal ngiphethe ispoon

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SIKUJWAYELE LOKHU NJENGABANTU ABAMNYAMA:

1. Silobole kuphele 5 years, umshado dololo.

2. Abazihluphi nge-divorce, they just separate for the rest of their lives.

3. Bahlezi be-late emasontweni, emsebenzini and everywhere else ngaphandle uma kuyiwa ebumnandini, especially when “Club entry is free before 11pm.”

4. I-Diabetes siyibiza ngoshukela.

5. I-toothpaste yonke ekhona ibizwa nge-Colgate.

6. Ubathola be-driver imoto etown, ivuliwe amawindi ngisho kuthiwa liyana ngoba befuna ukubonwa or umuntu abamaziyo khona bezombingelela.

7. Emicimbini baswenka beconse khona bezobukwa, kodwa abafiki nazipho (presents).

8. Umndeni nomndeni kuba khona isihlobo esine-criminal record.

9. Uma befa bashiya izikweletu, engabe bashiya amafa.

10. Uma bephukelwe yifriji balenza ikhabethe.

11. Uma begugelwe yiphentihosi balenza iduku.

12. Ushaye u-callback uthi ungibhazile.

13. Ugugelwe yithawula ulenze isikorobho.

14. Isitsha se-Rama siphatha ngaso ukudla emsebenzini.

15. Steelwool senziwe u-cricket.

16. Umbhede usekwe ngezitini.

17. Ibhodlela le-mayonnaise siliphendula ibhodlela likasawoti kumbe lika-curry powder.

18. Sigeza sizikhuhle ngesaka lama-orintshi.

19. Ama-corn flakes kuthiwa ama-Kellogs.

20. RSVP, asiyazi leyo nto. It’s either siyafika or asifiki, usuyobona nawe.

21. Sithenga izicathulo ezibizayo bese sihlobisa nge-cardboard lakhona.

22. Container ye-yoghurt 1kg uma isiphelile sifaka kuyo steelwool, skirpoto nensipho yokugeza izitsha.

23. Isaka lempuphu liphenduka ivovo lokuvova utshwala besintu.

24. Isigubhu se-Powerade siphatha ngaso i-juice esikoleni. (Phika phela)

25. Isigubhu sika-2 litha we-juice/wamasi sifaka kuso imbiza yokuchatha.

26. Uma kuphela impuphu sibiyele ingadi ngesaka lempuphu.

FAKA OKWAKHO NAWE SIHLEKE SONKE

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Ngihamba nawe uthole ngoR3000, ungawenzani owakho uR1500.

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That moment you’re eating at a friend’s house an the 3yrs old kid keep screaming ” letha u kudla kwase khaya wena letha

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You are a Isibaya Subtitles writer then all of the Qhondi says ‘ahh nayi ngulube inginonela’ now do your duty.

Me: ah don’t pig oversize me.

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Mhla ngaposta ubae wam LA kyokhuluma imungulu ,kyosukuma ishosha, kyozamazama ufacbk wonke ngyanitshela

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Kanti loMjitha ocula iJerusalema uyintombazane🙆

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If o sdudla and ra jola, you can cheat on me,
I can’t eat the whole elephant alone

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Yaz umuntu ahambe ne Pitbull
Makaceda akubheke kabi ngathi kuluma yena

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Ugogo kaWinnie Khumalo wamnika i-advice wathi: “Winnie mntanam’. Winnie mntanami, mntanami, mntanami.”

Nathula as a country? 🤔

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Likufebele i-2000, uthi uyalithethisa lithi: “Buzz off jeqe omanzi. Phihli! Phahla! Lawa iqanda, yakhala imbuzi, meeeeeeh!”

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Umuntu ufike aphuze isizulu bese ekhuluma
Isingi Plz umuntu akakhulume into ayiphuzile.

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