Hau ishwa phela leli, noma ngithi ibhadi elikhethelwe mina nje today.Haiybo….kanti uJanuary unjani, kusawukweyisa noma ukuxakeka lokhu, nangu umfana ezongidayisela ikati.Ngithi ngiyabonga bhuti wami,asinawo amagundwane layikhaya, uthi “pls lithathe ngizowaletha ntambama….”amagundwane”….
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Dear Zulus🗣
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I’m just a messenger,Bathi..
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1.You said you are going to kill Van Damme..we did not ask you why.
2.You said nigibela phez’u ko mbede..nobody complained.
3.Then you went and told us that Umlilo wa Big Nuz uyashisa singa ulogothi..we didn’t ask why we shouldn’t logothi that Mlilo.
4.Phuzekhemisi told us “njalo nje Imbizo”..we did not ask about your imbizo.
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So nina Mazulu..nisthathaphi isbindi..where do you take the liver to ask us about Idibala?Yi idabala yethu..se yekeni se idibale.Angithi azanke se ni botšiše ngo Van dam??Nathi se tlogeleng..sfuna ku idibala thina😑🚮
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Sincerely Yours
Idibala Spokesperson
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Ladies, sorry to say this…
But if you looking for a perfect man to love you, you won’t find him because he was hung on the cross many years ago.
My advice to you is “Bamba lokho okuvukile”.
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Ungabuzi indlela emuntwini okhuluma isiTshangane. Ngeke ufike la oya khona.
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Ungezwa ethi “Famba straight itafika lahaya,iku ehh,iku ihh,iku ohh,ifamba futhi ifika lahaya iku ohh, iku ahh,iku ehh,iku ihh,ifamba ilanguta kathlelo rasinene itavona gate ro bhasa hingena…”
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Gc nd Wandile
Bazobuya sebene cleavage✊😂
ey phela amabele guys😋
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Akekho ushoti okhuluma
Kancane,😏😪
Yey inomsindo lemi
Khovu🏃🏃
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Ngisathi ngiyokolotisa emakuleni…
Ngathola kuno My friend omusha….
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“Cleavage ye’ Dark Bone ingathi ngumsintsila ka Mechanic”
Kusiwe apha phandle!
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Kahle Kahle i Kaizer Chiefs Izogcina Isishaya Nathi Balandeli Bayo
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NELLY : Sizwe’s phone hello😐
*Zinhle: hi ngicela ukukhuluma no Sizwe😐
*NELLY : sorry usalele ngicela ubuye ufonele later😐
*Zinhle : ngikhuluma nobani vele?😐
*NELLY : mina ngu NELLY intombi yakhe😊
*Zinhle : OK ngicela ungitshelele yena ukuthi U Zinhle intombi yakhe yase Zakheni bekafonile and bengithi ngiyeza ngizomenzela i washing😊
*NELLY : don’t worry dear sengiyenzile sengi ayina i uniform yakhe manje, ohh uwena oshiye le gown e pink la?😊
*Zinhle : yebo eyami ngicela ungibekele yona kahle nama sleepers😊
*NELLY : OK by the way ngibona nama pillow case amasha la😊
*Zinhle : yebo ngiwathenge last week e street sheet ngo R500😊
*NELLY : OK ngizoknika u R250 kanye nemali ye taxi wona mahle shame une taste girl😊
*Zinhle : thanx ngicela utshele uSizwe ukuthi ngizombona next week😊
*NELLY : why ngezi kusasa ntambama ngoba mina ngizohamba ekseni😊
*Zinhle : OK dear bye then😊
*NELLY :bye bye love😊
IMPILO KUMELE IBE NJE ANGITHI LADIES NEH
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Whites:ATM
Zulu’s:Mshini
Whites:washing machine
Zulu’s:Mshini
Whites:hair clipper
Zulu’s:Mshini
Whites:pencil sharpener
Zulu’s:Mashing
Whites:big car
Zulu’s:Mshini
White:Zuma
Zulu’s:Mshini
Maabsbosh
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I learned that girls are impressed by material things in 2001,
when I heard Noxolo singing
“Iskipa s’ka Jonny esbhale u7 siyang’chaza”
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Yabona umuntu meke wathi”Dn’t worry.Your secret is safe with me.Umaluma ephephetha wenja lowo.Mayehlala emakhaya igcwele uzintaba, uma eseLoxion unyile nyi.Ngithi NYI!!
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“I Love You” is enough!! 🙌🙌Labo Deeper than the Ocean ke angazi abani bakithi, muntu sengaze lunywe oshaka 😂🤣
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Kwasho ishangane selidakiwe
“SUKA EMANGQUZENI”
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If ujola neSdudla awuboni masi Preg
usizwa nje sesithi : “Umntwana ushoda ngama Huggies
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