“Hlala phansi!!! Uzow’thol’ ujeqe”
Kukhuzwa indoda yakho emcimbini
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Yimpilo bani le…
The lawyer hopes u get in trouble, The doctor hopes u fall sick,
The police hopes u become a criminal,
The ticha hopes u r born stupid,
The coffin maker wants u dead,
ONLY the thief wishes u prosperity in lyf so that he can steal. It’s WORLD’S THIEVES DAY, send 2 any thief u know …!!!
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Naku kudlula iPhara lidayisa ngama pampers, ngithi asinayo ingane encane la ekhaya. Lithi lizoyiletha ntambama
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Him: bbe Ngthanda wena wedwa
Her: Kfanele
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First Line of every Sangoma
“Ngibona👀 Ubumnyama”
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Le nto kaDuduzane Zuma izodlula, nibobuza uKwesta, ubhodla yedwa manje. 😏
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IJapan izoze idliwe kabuhlungu kanje yona ibimbekeleni uJet lee ebhentshini?
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Inkhani yoMzulu ngathi yi trolley yase Shoprite…
.ayi control’leki
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Bengingazi ukuthi ne-network ingabanjwa i-Covid. UTelkom usudakiwe manje.Isikhathi sokushaya icorner singaze sitheleleke.
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uNyaa lo Xolie bayazihambela nje egangenini,
kuthi kusenjalo besahleka kamnandi kuvele
kuqhamuke isilwane.
U Nyaa avule iskhwama akhiphe I ALL STAR
ayiqgoke ayibophe iqine
Xolie: “yewena uyahlanya yini, ucabanga ukuthi singashiya
isilwane?”
Nyaa: “asikho isdingo sokuthi
ngishiye isilwane, mangishiye wena nje ngiqedile.
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Seqedile ukubhala
sephuma ethi uhambisa
i assignment
Kant uyolahla
umlenze😂😂😂😂
Yaz Nizofa
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“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.
“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.
“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.
“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.
“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.
“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.
“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.
Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”
Jehova! 🙆🏽♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?
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Umnikazi wepulazi wayegulelwa ihhashi wabiza udokotela ukuba azolixilong uma lingasindi lizobulawa emva kwa 2 days
Imbuzi yezwa lamazwi yaphatheka kabi yaya ehhashin Ngosuku lokuqala ilicela ukuba lizame ukutotoba,lahlulek ihhash
Ngosuk lesibil labonakal ihhashi litshakadul
Ihhashi laya embuzin liyobonga ngokuyeseka ligula..umnini we pulazi wamema abant kuzobungazwa ukuvuka kwehash Kwabulawa imbuzi
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Se like lananzelela yini ukuthi ireaction yokuhleka kumacomments ikhamisa kakhulu ukudlula amanye.?
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Azipheli ezibuhlungu sekuphinde kwashona ilanga 😂😂
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Uzothi uyaphapha Kant I straight sakho sine straight saso😒🙈
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