Doctor: ngingak’siza ngani?😊
Patient: nginenkinga yok’khohlwa..
Doctor: icale nin lenkinga?😊
Patient: yiph’inkinga?😠
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Kanti akelitsho uDP lo elikhuluma ngaye utshoni
when referring to Profile Picture,
is it Drofile Picture?
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THISHA: “Ok class! Umeleni uHIV?”
CLASS: “Asazi thisha, mhlawumbe weswele is’tuli sok’hlala!😂😂
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Dear Debonairs,
Bengicela nitshele abasebenzi ukuthi ngicela basike equal pieces ngoba siyaxabana uma sesidla namagenge.
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LOT OF PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THEY WANT TO CHANGE THIS WORLD…BUT STILL WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING…ILANGA LISAPHUMA EMPUMALANGA😏☝KANT YIN ESHINTSHWAYO???
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inquza akusiyo inhlamba other wise ngabe awuyi nayo esontweni
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Uthi ufihlela mina I mali emabeleni akho mtase
Uzwe ngo Mandela sekamunya le bele lakho
Unyee nyiii
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Yazi makungathiwa amantombazane awasithethise nge English singaphumula umsindo
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I’m done motivating you guys, anibongi. ✋🏽 😑
Ofuna ukuqoma, ukudivosa nofuna ukufa imbala ngithi kini:
“Go ahead, I DON KHE!
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“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??
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Yati umtsandze umuftu
Uqcine sobita nenja yakibo nga Sbali bhobi
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Heeeeh Angkhohlwa Ngigibele Itaxi Sekuntambama Kwakhala Ifoni Wayphundula Umnikazi…Wathi “Nangu Lomuntu La Etaxin Mehla Nje Estobhini Sakhe Ngyamdubula” Eyy sonke Salala Kubo Kadriver
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Awukwazi phela ukuba mfishane uphinde ube uLeft manje thina sizokwenzanjani ngempela Shortleft🤔😂😂
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Uboke uthuse uDriver mase kusele wena naye eTaxin uthi
“ngicela ukusala langafela khona”
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Ngisacela ngingiboleka ezinkomishi ezingu-4 zelayisi, ifoni yami ingene emanzini.
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Ngemva kokutshumayela omama bebandla koLwesine umfundisi uyabuza:
Pastor:Lacina nini bomama ukutshela omkenu liyabathanda❓
Omama🙍🏽👩🏽: Hawu lamhlanje ekuseni.
Pastor: Liqiniso lelo sure🤔?
Omama: Liqiniso Man of God Pastor🙏🏽
Worayithi omunye lomunye kathumele umkakhe ku WhatsApp 📱ethi “I love you”😍…
Benza njalo bonke. UMfundisi wasesithi tshintshanani amafoni. Ngesikhathi esincane impendulo ezabuya lapho? Zahle zanetha njengezulu. 💦💦🌦☁🌨🌨⛈⛈⛈
1. Kanti e church selinatha ithothotho yini? 😳
2. Ufunani lamuhla? ☹
3. Wrong number 🙅🏽♂
4. Usutshayelele imota yami futhi? 😡
5. Lamhla izulu lizakuna sibili 😥
6. Uzangitshela kuhle wena wule ukuthi ubukhuluma lobani la😡😡
7. Njenganini? Kutheni lamhla? 🙄
8. Udakiwe🤔
9. Uyangihlolela 😕
10. Hamba khatshana le 🖕🏽
11. Kulesigqoko osifunayo yini? 👗😒
12. Uyahlanya 😠
13. Uyaphupha yini? 😴
14. Angisahambi lapho ebengisiya khona ngingabhewuka🚶🏽
15. Sokulesihlobo sakho esifikileyo yini?⚰
Lesson: Always love your spouse
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