Dating a 16 years old girl is not a problem.
The problem is when y’all go to buy airtime at Ackerman’s and she be like:
“Baby sacela ungithengela i penty la Hello kitty”

Nakhu uSipho uyaxoshwa emsebenzini bese ecabanga ukuvula ikhemesi nangempela ayivule aqashe abantu abawu2 ukuthi bamsize bese ebeka imithetho ukuthi “Mawulaphekile ukhokha uR1000 uma ungalaphekanga sikubuyisela uR5000 back” akubeke ngaphandle lokho njebhodi …. kuqhamuke iphoyisa lifunde langaphandle libone ukuthi iningi lemali angene ngaphakathi

PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungayizwa I taste yokudla engikudlayo

DR: basebenzi ngicela ibhodlela number 22 lapho .. phuza lana

PHOYISA : aphuze ( arghhh ) ungiphuzisa umchamo lona

DR: khokha ndoda sewukwazi ukuzwa I taste manjr uzwile ukuthi ngumchamo lo(likhokhe iphoyisa ..libone ukuthi libhayizile libuye futhi ngakusasa )
PHOYISA: dokotela nginenkinga yokungakhumbuli ebingikudla izolo ngisize (imambane le iyayifuna lemali)
DR: basebenzi lethani lelo bhodlela unumber 22.
PHOYISA: cha cha cha aii leli bhodlela layizolo lomchamo.
DR: khokha ngoba sewukhumbula ukuthi bewudlani izolo(likhokhe iphoyisa libone ukuthi libhayizile futhi phela lemali liyayifuna libuye futhi)
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungaboni emehlweni
DR: cha ngeke sikwazi ukukusiza lapho bamba naku uR5000 wakho besho bemnika uR50
PHOYISA: hawu engani ngu R50 njr loo
DR: khokha ngoba usuyabona ukuthi malini lee ……..iphoyisa lavele laqaleka

Kusemshadweni, uNyaa uhleli eceleni
komunye ubaba bese ehlebela lo baba athi,
“Yaze yayimbi le ntombazane eshadayo.”

Aphendule lo baba athi, “Okokuqala awungazi.
Okwesibili kungenzeka awumenywanga.
Kumanje ubona abantu ababi, le ntombazane othi yimbi
yindodakazi yami.”

“Ngiyaxolisa baba, bengingazi ukuthi ngihleba umakoti kuyise.”
Kuzincengela uNyaa eseshaywa amahloni.
Ezwe ngenkulu impama uNyaa eshaywa yilo baba,
“Zindlebe zikanyoko! Uyaqhubeka nokungeyisa ungibiza ngobaba,
ngingumama kamakoti mina man!

Difference between Majita 👦​​​​👨​​​👨 AND Ladies 👧​​​👩​​​👱‍♀​​​
.
Ladies They always lie to each other..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Lethabo: Wow chomi roko eo yago tshwanna yaz Lesego: tankie chomie
(Few minutes later)
Lesedi: shuuu o bone roko ya Lesego
Lethabo: bathong chomie okare ne e loga ke Jamaica le Sis Bee
.
Majita We never lie to one another..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Me: Hahaha enden wena le ditekie tsao lebella ko dimo o tlhoma bjang??
Zilos: sa nnyela ke label ntwe ya tura..
Johnny: le bare ke label aowa mon okare di emisa taxi yaoya town
Wisba: ereng Mabeka phezulu mo ngwaneng?? ✋😲

Kundzima kujola neli 2000s nisathi nlele umuntu uyavuka ngo 5:
ekseni uthi ufuna ukukuphindisa
kanti ufuna kugezisa Talking Tom

Whites: Pass me that ear buddy. My ears are itchy.
Blacks: Nxxx awungiphe usiba lwenkukhu lapho yazi kune ex yami engihlebayo.

UMBONA NGOKUGQOKA MA MORNING SHOES EMINI😩✋✋
KUTHI ULIPHINDILE I PANTY