Ngendlela engimuthanda ngayo, sengicabanga nokumbhala kumaPex asekhaya.,ngeke💕
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Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?
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Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?
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👮♂️ Nock nock nock
👶Ubaniloyooo
👮♂️ Yey wena u rape bani e Creche
👶 Ayibo 😳😳 ngimnikeze ishumi loyo
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Uthi unendoda into engaqeni kuthi iyi Journalist kodwa anakaso nesitifiketi saMatric
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Yaz ube Single ngathi kukhona umunt’ om’layayo
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MDELWA: “Sthandwa, asidlale umacashelana.”
GLORIA: “Cha, not this year. Ngonyaka odlule wacasha kwaze kwaba umhla ka-15.”
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Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?
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Lapho engabona khona ukuth ungubambo lwami, sobabili sathi: “Goodnight babe.” kanti sisazohlangana futhi eNembula. 😍
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Ku Wrong Yin Ukumisa usisi Umbuze Ukuthi
🤷♂️”Akekho Yin Umngani Wakho Ongcono Kunawe”😏
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Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi’😂
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KFC cashier: would you kindly donate a R2 that will feed a hungry child out there
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Zulu: mbizeni ngizodla naye
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Ave nibhora uma senizi-like(la) kuqala, nisenza abantu ababi.
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UMANGALE UMUNT NJALO NJE NGAMA WEEKEND UDAKIWE BUT AKASEBENZI KANTI UNKABI UNE LIST YEMIZI ENEZI JOKOJOKO OR IMICIMBI
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Did you know that in every WhatsApp group there are these characters
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
I. Amawuwu🐞🐞🐞🐞- laba ngababhowa ukubabona be-typer.
2. Impukane 🐜🐜🐜🐜- Balomsindo,abathuli….,ubingelela njalonje,morning morning. …
3. Impethu🐛🐛🐛🐛- ungambona etyper, wobakwazi yi nonsense yodwa ebhalwayo,uhlalengotshingayo-normally sends boring chats without respondents.
4. Ofudu🐢🐢🐢- laba yibo abahlekiswa yi-joke yayizolo ekuseni, yilaba abafowada indaba zelast week or last year ebesethi nginikani izando zami.
5. Ingulube🐖🐖🐖- laba ke yibo o-‘kikikikiki’ akula abakubhalayo okulengqondo.
6. Amagundwane🐀🐀🐀🐁- laba ngabangafuni ukuthi abanye bechaze umphakathi wegroup,uyahlohlela eyakhe ijoke eyakho ingakahlekwa.
7. Omalandelela🐾🐾- laba ngabamelela ukuthi abanye beqale becommente then labo sebelandela khonapho-Yibo oAmen🙏
8.Amaxoxo🐸🐸🐸- laba bayabhowa, baposta kanye ngenyanga.Ulast seen wabo ngowelast month.
9. Impankwa 🦎🦎- laba ngabakhatheleyo nje-2 minutes sephumile egrupini,2minutes later secela ukubiselwa.
10. Ubunyonyo🐜🐜🐜- laba ngama P.H.D (Permanent Home Dweller)bahlala besegrupini.Always on line, akula okubakhuthayo and akula abanga-commenti ngakho.
11. Izipoki👻- laba benza ingani abakho vele, okwabo yikubala kuphela okupostwe ngabanye,abayenzi even u’kikikikiki’ .Babona igroup njengeLibrary.
12. Ama bhoza 🤴🏾👸🏽👨🏽👨🏽👨🏽💻👩🏽👩🏽👩🏽💻ngama group administrators bahlezi beqaphele sonke isimo kuma groups 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽
Ngabe wena ume kuphi lapho
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Guy: Bbe send me nudes😋😍…
Girl: Mcim! That’s so childish😕…
Guy: Ok send me ur matric results📑…
Girl: lol aibo khawme hle ndikhulule…
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