Usungangithathela nje intombi yami ✋
Ngoba nakhu i- weak 👐 Kodwa ke loluya Pete luyangthanda😋 ingwijikhwebu yami🤢
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“Nifuna kuphume esinye isdumbu?” Kusho uNgcobo bemfakele inyama encane emngcwabeni.
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👩🏻:I male besty Qha!!💁♀️
🧒:Ngithe Thatha isthombe sam nawe Siqabulana🙄😤
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Lama fridge amancane aseduze kwe-till abekelwe ukuthi ningabulawa ukoma nisamile kulayini, awadayisi nhlobo. Nibovula niphuze.
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NGILELE NO BBE NGIVUKE NGYE TOILET NGYOCHAMA, BHU ! UBBE SACHAMA
HER: BBE CELA UNGICHAMISA
ME: AW BBE OKWESINGAKI UYALUTHANDA UCANSI
HER: HAIBO NGIPISIWE OKOQALA WENA UCHAME U 2
. MINUTES
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Nellza>
Ama 2000 awazi ukuthi uBlack Coffee and Black
Motion are Brothers uSisi wabo u Amanda Black,
then uPitch Black ubhuti wabo omdala. Bonke
labantu bazalwa iBlack Mambazo futhi ibona
abafika neBlack Friday
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Jabu: hey baby I’m coming 2day
Sli : I’m on my periods just incase
Jabu: I’m sori love I’m not coming
imoto yami seyiphumelwe isondo
Sli: Wothi umngan wakho
akak’lethe
Jabu: udutshulwe izolo
usesbhedlela
Sli : k angbonanga kahle angikho
kuma periods
Jabu: nangu umngan wam
engfonela uthi phume izolo
esbhedlela
Sli: weh naku ngi ngena kuma
periods
Jabu: oh Jesu naku umngan wam
bephinda bemdubula..
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Imnandi impela ukuthi yabekwa kubantu abanomona futh abayikhulumelayo
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UBongi ngimbone egibele phezu kwendlu ngambuz a kuthy wenzani wathi ubheka iviki elizayo🙆🙆
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Kuyaqala ngqa kulo nyaka ukuthi ngingayi kuVodacom Durban July ngenxa yokhuvethe, kweminye iminyaka bengingayi ngoba anginamali.
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Uyazi ukuthi wena usangana ngempela. Ukwenza kanjani ukuthi uthi uhlala kini…kodwa ucele kwi boyfriend yakho ukuya ePartini.
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Her : Baby Ngizoba Njan Without Ih Make’Up 😊
Me : Uzoba Single Sthandwa Saam
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Uma ufika neBolt eBolt and Nut shop, ucele usize olingana nalelo oliphethe, if ungawutholi bathi “sori sir we’ll have to order for u, we’re out of stock. Uthini uZwe? Hlukana nokuba busy ufunana nomkhulisa nduku ngoba ufuna ukungena kuyo yonke imihosha nemihoshanyana engalingene nawe.Malingekho 🍆 alikho Wait for ur turn ur size is coming.
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Umuntu akubuze ukuthi “Hhawu awusenayo inumber yami!”
lapho usaxakwe nokuthi ukhuluma noba🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️
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Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.
Wena????
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No guys, Iphi le ANC eyavotelwa abantu. Ngoba le ebusayo akuyona.
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