Kwagogo nakwamalume kuyadliwa, uma ungaphakelwa uvakashile kule mizi emibili, ayikho indaba yakho.
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Ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo –
beautiful man is the cow
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🌺ama2000 ngendlela ane🍑enkululu ngakhona ungafaka isandla uxhawule inhliziyo
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Bese belengisa i-mask ngaphansi kwesilevu usuku lonke, kube sengathi bazoyifaka uma i-Corona sebeyibona ingena ngomnyango.
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Woooo yima senzo before I buy present for my bae wuban lomunye ojola naye #sizohlanganisela le present ye Valentine
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Ngikubona konke nje, uyayicabanga kodwa i-pain ezwiwa yi-slay queen sakwaNgubane uma siyokwenza izinzipho? 💅
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Futhi-ke eyami inkolo ayingivumeli ukuthi ngi-celebrate i-Valentine’s Day, 😙 infact Hommmmm…
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KUKHONA INTO ONGEKE UYICHAZE!!!!
IFarmer(umnikazi wePulazi) ihleli eTavern
etafuleni ibukeka iStressed iphuza ubeer ibambe
ikhanda, kuqhamuke uThisha neyakhe
ibeer ahlale kuleli tafula okuhleli kulo
iFarmer,abuze uthisha” haw nsizwa yakithi
wabukeka uneStress,Kwenzenjani?
Iphendule iFarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze”,
abuze futhi uthisha “haw kwenzenjani?”,
iphendule ifarmer”bengisenga inkomo
ubisi,luthe seligcwele ibhakede,yalikhahlela
ibhakede ngonyawo lakwaLeft,lwachitheka ubisi”,
aphendule uthisha”haw yin ewrong lapho?
ngoba phela uma ilithichile usenga olunye”,
iphendule ifarmer”ey nsizwa yakithi kukhona
into ongeke uychaze ndoda!,
ngidonse inkomo
ngaybeka esangweni lesibaya ngase ngabopha
umlenze wakwaLeft ogodweni olukwaLeft
ngafaka ugodo lokbopha ikhanda phambili
nyana nesango phakathi esibayeni,ngasenga
futhi,luthe selugcwele yalukhahlela futhi
ngonyawo lakwaRight This time, ngase
ngabopha unyawo lakwaRight ogodwen
lakwaRight yavuleka imilenze yenkomo”,
uthisha athi”qhubeka kwase kwenzakalani? Im
sure kusengeke kahle”.
Iqhubeke ifarmer ichaze ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!
ngisengile futhi,luthe seluzogcwala ubisi,inkomo
yalushaya ngomsila lwachitheka lonke ubisi”,
UThisha athi”hawuu,wenze njani ke mayenza
nje,im Sure ubophele umsila emzimbeni wayo
inkomo?”,
iqhubeke ichaze ifarmer ithi”ewu nsizwa
yakithi kunento ongeke uychaze!, IMPELA
ngiwbophile umsila ibhakede belisawile
kanjalo,,,,inkinga nje ukuthi bese ziphelile
izintambo zokubopha so ngibe sengikhipha
ibhande lebhulukwe lami ngabopha umsila
emzimbeni,lapho ibhulukwe liwile
phansi…iUnder angiyfaki…lithe lisawe kanjalo
ibhulukwe kwaqhamuka uNkosikazi wami”,
ababaze uthisha”hawu utheni yena?”,
iphendule ifarmer “ewuu nsizwa yakithi
kukhona into ongeke uychaze…..
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When your girlfriend visits u at home
Then your 8 year old little sister ask infront of your girlfriend:
“Kanti uphi uMpumi? Mpumi muhle yooh”
–
Rest in Peace bro
You are dead
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Men’s Conference, Room 131 kwenziwa i-vocal coaching, angithi sifuna ukukhuluma njengoKwesta.
“Uyabona somosha kakhulu.”
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After world cup final
Him:Bae cela ukukubona today
Her:Ngisabuka ama Idols😂😂
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What If iSoulMate Yakho uMlungu🤔? And Wena uBusy Nabantu Bakwa Chonco
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Awusho usakhona lomuntu owawuthi kuye:Love never dies, dies by mistake… Mistake by people. People who are jealous… Jealous of us. Ngoba nina.
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Ukuthanda izinto kuyabulala ngoba azaze udle imfene
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Ikunyise i-Taxi Maths Ku Front Seat🚖Uze Ubuze Ukuthi ”
Abawu 4 Bathe Bangakh’??”
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Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. 😂 😂 😂
Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.
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