I Tried Goba Sfebe Mara Bo Loyal Kebo Layal.

A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!

When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”

Sbu calls
Nkunzi-cool Kruger
Njeza- jersey no 10
Khathaza-njebe
Sbonelo-Tokotela

Ngokuthi nje “ngicela ungifonele after 10 minutes ngisabheka iparking” sebeng buka kabi la taxin ungafunga ukuth ngikhuluma nabo.

Dating a Zulu girl…..

Me: Love you😍😍😍

Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego😏🙄???