Yazi empilweni ubukwazi ukuthi ngeliny’ilanga umntu okuzwisa ubuhlungu uyoze azwe ubuhlung obudlula obakho
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Izilenda uma zihamba ziyi-group kuba sengathi iphakethe lama-vienna.
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Ipain yokujola neSlay Queen basishyel iHoot sihamba nawe
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In Africa we don’t go for DNA tests.
You just look at the father then
you look at the child….. repeat
three times..
(DNA test for who?)
SENZO :Ay akusiyo eyalaykhaya le ikhanda impumulo eyalo Mfana wakwa Mzobe
Sbonelo Mzobe Babentshontshana naye
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Question : why did you break up with your boyfriend ??
.
White girl answer: he said I don’t give him enough time, so he saw someone else
.
Black girl answer : ahh loyo 😏 , uthe nje nywee! nywee! Ini, ini, mina nginjani, njani , kwasha kwacima, yena sewuqonywe, kuphi kuphi
😢😢
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𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗱𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗸𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗼 𝘂𝗺𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘂 𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗸𝗮 𝗸𝘂𝘇𝗲 𝗸𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗸𝗲 𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗵𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗮
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Uthi uvakashel i-boyfriend yakho you
misplace your phone and you ask him to
borrow you his phone, ubone wallpaper its
you uthi uyaslide uthole kune password
uthi “babe ipassword” avele akunyise athi
“your name hun ” uthi ushaya number
yakho ibhalwe ‘my wife ‘ kuvele kuthi
shishiliza nge ass phansi. Uthi usangen Ku
WhatsApp wakhe profile uwena , gallery
kugcwele wena Facebook kwi bio uwena,
awkodwa ngelosi yomjolo . Athi babe nali
card lase FNB… Uthi I_pin bbe? Athi your
date of birth hun Aaahw Jesu this guy
you say…
Uthi usaguquka embhedeni uvele
uphaphame ephupheni unye nyi
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Igama lefone kuthiwa iHuawei akuyona iHawaii, igama elithi RIP lisho uRest in Peace not Ramaphosa is Pregnant
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Imnandi impela ukuthi yabekwa kubantu abanomona futh abayikhulumelayo
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Wanna Break Up With Your Partner Without Hurting Them.?
Tell Him/her: Babe IConnnection Yethu Isiphelelwe Idata, Nalo Mtn Esiwusebenzisayo Umba Eqolo…
Usho Njalo Ube Ubamba Iqolo Ngempela, I Swear Yall Gonna Laugh Through The Break Up Like
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Whites: Can i please have the R50 i borrowed you last month!
Blacks: Usufuna lokhu ngilandelana nawe ngemali yam,kanti yini inkinga yakho?
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Nywe nywe miss my boyfriend”
Manje thina senzen? Si react nga masende wakhe?
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To those I promised to meet, I’m sorry guys, anginaso iskhathi samasimba mina.
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Umbona enyiswa imake up nje nase creach ebecrayon indlovu ibe orange.
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Saze savelelwa ugogo bamthengele iphone
wanyakaza ebusuku uthi wenzani ngizokushutha njalo👐
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Yakhala iphone kaSisi eTaxini
Wathi ‘babe ngiya emsebenzini sokhuluma late’
Yaphinda yakhala futhi wathi’Babe nguya ekhaya eMgungundlovu emngcwabeni sizokhuluma Monday”
Yabelesela iphone futhi, wathi “Babe wam’ sengizokwehla wena ukephi”?
Lakhala ikhehla eback seat” Woooo, kanti iyaphi le Taxi webagibeli.
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