UMkhulu nogogo Nhlabathi babengenayo ingane impilo yabo yonke ngenhlanhla embi bafa bobabili engozini yemoto bangcwatshwa.
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Angazi uscroller uyaphi ezansi ngoba ngishilo ukuthi bafa bangcwatshwa manje ufunani?or ufuna ilifa?

One day I’m gonna wake up ke le fit and handsome. And by then ke tlabe ke kganya worse.
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Y’all gonna regret not flirting back when I was flirting with you..

In a taxi from Beitbridge to
Johannesburg…
A young man sitting on the front sit
answers his phone “Babey ngise taxin eya
eFree State for the weekend ngiyabuya
monday!”
# after he hangs up#
The lady sitting behind him answers her
phone and said “Hey dear… ngise taxin eya
eKlerksdorp ku interview I’ll call you later!”
# immediately after she hangs up#
A young lady at the back seat answers her
phone “Mama ngisendleleni ngiya
eMafikeng.
The old man sitting next to her at the back
screams “ENTLEKE lamasimba etaxi ayaphi
vele yeeee!!!!

Imagine uposter ubae wakho then
abo
Sfucken base Facebook ba
commente
“nyobed”

Sesbonga khona ukuthi uNkulunkulu umunt weslisa🙏🏼✔️ Kube enye iGender ngane iyndaba zethu zibhalwe emafini🚶🙄

That awkward moment when you are watching photos in your bae’s phone and a screen pop up of a whatsap or messenger sms shows up at the top of the screen saying “Love you too”.
Uvele udideke ukuthi ubani obethe “I love you” ekuqaleni?

Uvele umbone indlela adla ngayo ice cream ye corn ukuthi akakwazi ukuqabula umuntu.
Uvele akhamise akhiphe ulimi phandle ungasazi yoneni icecream kajereva.

Nanku umbuzo, ungawalwela yin ama💩 akho ubona umuntu ewafaka ku-plastic ehamba nawo phambi kwakho?

Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’

Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you

Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.

Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.

Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???

Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.

Me; 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dont be fooled with facebook…..

Blessed monday and week ahead!!