Lillian uyaysanganisa
ngomuntu ongamthandi

SENZO:Engabe uyokhala
ku Mfundisi
Isishimane senkosi

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uNyaa wayehamba ethandaza “Nkulunkulu ngingadobha $10 ngizakhipha $1 okwetshumi ngingadobha $100 ngizakhipha $10 ngingadobha $1000 ngizakhipha $100”
kwenzakala wadobha $900 wezwakala ethi “aaah Thixo uhlakaniphile uhle wakhipha eyakho”

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“Amantombazane azozizela.” Kusho ugogo 👵🏿 egunda umntanami ngeskero.

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Kade ngyokhongela umngani wam last week. Uma aifika laphayana bathe sibe late nge one week, kukhona abasi over(thakhile) bafika kuqala bazishaya zonke manje ngeke sisakwazi ukuqedela. Enzenjan umnganam?

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Lento oyibiza ngendoda yakho ifake uDye oBlonde😓 ekhanda ci ai uzoba strong ngane yabantu

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Sesi Liker ngoba phela sasfunda nawe,
kodwa nje yimbi ingane yakho!!😑

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Njengoba ufuna umshado nje, ungakhohlwa ukuthi lapho upheka ngisho usuthi. 😐

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Isikhathi esiningi leGeñge edlala uMasķandi eskoleni iyona lephinda ama class.

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That moment you’re eating at a friend’s house an the 3yrs old kid keep screaming ” letha u kudla kwase khaya wena letha

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Bath:
This January
Distruction boys ft Mobi Dixon ft Something Soweto
Omuny’ bhutiza akanamali😂

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Mbali : Babe where is the remote?
Mlungisi : Kaizer Chiefs
Mbali : Where?
Mlungisi : On top of the table😂😂😂😂😂

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Umuntu athi: “Things we kiss when we’re drunk.” 😏

Uma uthi uyambheka, kukhuluma yona i-thing. Ngivele ngingabe ngisazi-ke.

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They Tell You That A Private Relationship Is A Happy Relationship,
Kante Bao Fihla Nkare Advert Ya Steel wool

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Ngiphuphe ngiyi Nkomo,umfazi ka mngani wami ewutshani.
Lokho kusho ukuthini?

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Woolworths cleaner : sorry sir this side is still wet
Shoprites cleaner : weee nangoke ujesu ehamba phezu kwamanzi

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