“Ningamniki u-drink loyo, uzochama!”
Kwakuthi angichame same time. 😭
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Yini kahle kahle okufunwa umuntu? Namhla uyatoytoya ngoba amaphoyisa akazibambi izigebengu. Kusasa uyatoytoya makukhishwe lezigebengu ezivalelwe izolo. Hey butcherman ngicela ungikalele amathambo ka R40.Hey!hey! moes amathamb’odwa lawa akunanyama
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Some Girls think BIO stands for
B – Bhala
I – Indoda
O – Onayo
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Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”
Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”
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Uma unamadoda awu 3 kuyaphezulu awusona isf*be ngoba uzidlalela istokfela samadod.. Usungahlukanisa ke seku December!!
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Umuntu abe pregnant kodwa uyabona ukuthi i-boyfriend yakhe siyithelela ama-Go Slos.
Iphi ingqondo?
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Abantu abawu 18302720462 e south Africa bangamavila
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.for example njengalo ongayi fundanga le number engenhla
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Usathi uyhlalele kini uzwe kukhala iGate
,mawubheka Yiiiiiiiiiiih!! yi Ex yakho
nabazali bakhe.Ubaleke uyeRoomin
yakho…….Uzibuze uziphendule”Engabe bazothini
nah? “….”Kukhona into abayfunayo
kumama? ..Hhai bebengeke beqhubane yonke
lendlela for lokho”……”Mhlawumpe bazonglobola
“……”Bengithanda vele yena lomfana
marnhh “……”Yessss!!!! Bazonglobola,Ei
sh kungcono ngfonele u Bitch wami Umngani
ngimxoxele ngalezindaba ezimnandi,Hhayi ngcono
nglinde kqala, “…After 5 minutes ubizwe
e Lounge,Uqale uzlungise madafakha uze
ufake neduku uthi “Syabangena tonight
“…Umufika eLounge ubingelele
ngenhlonipho”Sanibonani Bo baba
“…..Abuze umawakho”Nguye Lo ” Bavume
“Yebo Nguyena Lo ” kukhale “❤Gugu gugu
gugu “inhliziyo ngapha uya smiler smiler🙂🙂🙂
Abuze umawakho “Mtanami Yiqiniso ukuthi
wena wathatha I jersey lalomfana le Adidas??
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Sesikhona kwi-conference, izangoma
ziyasphalazisa la. Kukhona indoda
esiphalaze iphenti. 👙
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Umubi mft
manje ulibele
u posterna ne cleavage
funa sihhale
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A baby mosquitoe had just had his first day lokutinyela abantu, ntambama his father askd: ‘How was yo 1st day in the real world son?’ Baby mosquito: “It was fanta-bulous dad, everyone was clapping hands for me!” Dad: “Son, every1 was trying to kill you.” MORAL: not every1 who laughs with you is a well-wisher, do not trust every cute smile.
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Uth uhamba no Sne eytolo uzwe ipackstan lith “too much febile di one”
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U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee
Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo👀 sokutheni?
Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi
Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?
Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo
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When you have a fight with your Nigerian boyfriend but
you’re forced to call him “baby” because
you can’t pronounce “Ukhuchukwa”
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Umunt umgcine eshaya ivosho dukuduku akasavuki muthi ubhekisa ikhanda phans kant uphindisela ibele ku Bra ey december!!
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• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
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“So nawe uku 2018”?
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