[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw
After world cup final Him:Bae cela ukukubona today Her:Ngisabuka ama Idols😂😂
Kanti uRamaphosa uzosiculela nini ngoba uZuma ngaleskhathi wayeseqalile ngomshini wakhe😂😂
Doctor: 👨⚕️Udleni? Zanele:🙍♀️ngidle ama prawns, calamari and oysters. Doctor: 👨⚕️this is not Facebook ngizokuyeka ufe mina. Udleni? Zanele:🙍♀️ngidle uphuthu nenyoni