{Phone Rings:☎}
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Sidechick: John’s phone hello!
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Mainchick: Ngcela mnikati we phone please…🙏
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Sidechick: Yima kancane usafaka I condom sesi.
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Unikwe ingane IOrange ivumelana nomah wayo etaxini ithi ihlubele mawuqeda lapho ikhale ithi livale.Sekubukwa wenake manje.Ubuyisela iqanda kwiShell.
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Adakwe UMZALWANE aze abize uJesu ngo Mngani wakhe….babazani bo!!!!!!
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Ashiswa nini ama Male Bestie vele??
Mina ngizofika ne cutting touch😏
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Lona owathi u Tira beno Socx banomsindo…..
aycha washeshe wakhuluma…
kahle kahle umuntu onomsindo u Dladla sengisho umshunqisi
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Ngabe kade ngashada mina, inkinga ngiyasebenza ngama-weekend.
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Muzophuza 🥃🍷🍾nathi kuloDecember,ufika ne-slip se-grocer yakini neVN yomzali wakho ethi “ngiyabonga mtanami” . Sikhathele nje ukuqalekiswa abazali benu thina 🤞🏽🙄😂
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Ngibathanda bonke abantu abaku Facebook wam 🤣 ABANGASEBENZI inkinga iyodwa abagezi Jonny obathathe njayam
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When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” 😂😂 unye nyi
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Ukuphuzela endlini kuyinkinga, ngithe sengidakiwe ngathi kunkosikazi: “Faka inamba yakho la📱, ngizokufonela kusasa.”
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Umuntu omnyama will say anything jst to get off da phone. Like
“awume nghlale phansi, il call yu back”
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White Parent :: You depend on me.
Black Parent :: Udla Mina, ugqoka Mina, unya Mina. 🐸
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If intomb yakho ingakwazis kubazal bayo chamela phakath bazozfikel bona
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Kuyiqinisokanti ukuthi Uma ungenayo inzalo nezingane zakho azibinayo 🙄?
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Bbe:ubusuzwile yin ukuth this year akuncengwana
Him:yeah vele bese ngithole enye intombi kwanawe angisakuncengile ntombazane
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Ngiwathanda impela
ama boobs😝
kodwa aiy🙅maselenga
kanje😖ekhombo bhozo
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