Yaz majita lento yokwenza ucansi umunt wesfazane abe ngaphezulu isingfake ehlazwen ..ryt now i’m pregnant!!
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Intombi iyafana nemali
Uyakwaz ukut awnayo
Ube unayo
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Sooo I decided to finally address this issue khona nizophuma ezindabeni zam😡😡😡….
Okokuqala nje, I’m not hiding my relationship, I don’t think it’s anyone’s business who I decide to date . Plus I need some privacy to protect the well -being of our relationship. It was an “as need to know basis” .😒
Okwesibili, yes we sent out wedding invitations to family and close friends last week. We’re getting married on December 14th 2020 (14/12/2020) . It happened unexpectedly. This quarantine showed us that we can get through anything .👌I’m very happy about it and can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with the one that I love 😘❤❤❤❤
Okokugcina , I stole this post from a friend because I knew you’d read it . Just to remind you to wash your hands regularly, stay at home , drink water and mind your own business!! 🤣😉🙏
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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
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Boy – l luv u girl
Gal- awula girlfriend yini
Boy -ngilaye kodwa ngifuna wena
Gal- akwenzi ngabe ubungela nkazana
Boy- wena wake wahamba ukuyathenga impahla unqunu
Gal- Fainted
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Her: babe sekuza mina phezulu
Me: wake walibona ikhekhe lisika umese
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Whites : she has mental ability
Black : azithi mzala ‘ intsambo ayifiki Ku paraffin
Kk kit Kat etc 😁
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Thatha iphone ka Bae☝️
if i-battery isithi 2% uziposte bese ufihla icharge👌 uwise namaSwitch💪
and Thank me later
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Ngiphuph ngidla izolo ebusuku namhlanje ngizolal ngiphethe ispoon
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Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn
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Ngi-wrong yini uma ngibona i-crush yami i-online bese ngiyayi-inbox(a) ngithi: “Hi, nice online.”? 😊
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Abaphuzayo baphuze fast, uDisemba uyaphela next week!
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Nyweee Nywee, mina ngiyalishaya ibhodwe.
Kodwa ushubisa ucurry wechicken nge thini likaFish.
Khohlisa abangazi.
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Umkhulu wawela emgodini onamanzi.
Umshana azame ukusiza, amemeze: “mkhulu nginikeze isandla sakho”
Umshana wayefuna ukuthi ambambe umkhulu amdonsele ngaphandle kodwa yena umkhulu wala ukumqhubela isandla. Waqhubeka ememeza umshana kodwa umkhulu kazange aqhube isandla.
Umshana kwamhlupha wasegijima wayatshela ugogo lapho ayekhona ukuthi umkhulu sewele emgodini kodwa uyala ukunginikeza isandla sakhe.
Ugogo wasesithi ,”Mshana umkhulu wakho uyawomela, ustingy ngenye indlela ongayazi! As long as uthi “nginikeza” kakuniki nex ngoba abangakufuniyo “yikunikeza”! Gijima uyethi Mkhulu thatha nansi isandla sami”. “Ngoba akufunayo yena yikwamukela.” uMshana wenza njalo, umkhulu wasinda”
ISIFUNDO: Ukuwomela kunengcwaba , umkhulu waphosa wafa. Give a hand usile. Siza abanye basinde. Kanti wena ofundayo nawe if awufani lomkhulu, nginikeza iAirtyme phela.
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Uhlulwe i Relationship uze usukume nabagulayo esontweni
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Tr: class, wats the truest definition of globalisation? Kwasukuma oku Nya ngetatasi: Princess Dianna’s death! Umbalisi waxakeka: how so Nya? NYA: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfrend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car witg a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish Whiskey, 4lowd closly by Italian Paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treatd by an American docta, using Brazilian medicine. Ths was sent 2 me by a Malawian who got it 4m a Namibian who was using American Bil Gates technology, and u probably reading ths on yo computer tht use Taiwanese chips, a Korean monitor, asembld by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transportd by Zim drivas, hijackd by Somali pirates, unloaded by Mozambican longshoremen and truckd 2 u by Nigerian illegals. That, Sir, is globalisation’ wahlala phansi uNya utisha se fainte kudala
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