Umshado💍Unabantu Bawo🤞
Wena Nje Ofunda LePost Ufanelw Uku kikiza Kphela🏌️♂️
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Boko haram members entered a church while the service was going on. They asked the ushers to close every door and windows so that nobody can’t escape. They counted the number of worshippers and they were 150.
They told them they would kill100 out of these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of names, starting with the pastors. They approached the senior pastor asking: what’s your name?
pastor said Zechariah Zwingina.
the next pastor said Zebedee Zaccheus,
the third pastor said Zemmanuel Zwiliams.
They approached the elders.
The first one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin.
The next one said Zetunji Zolusegun
Zesther, Zimilehin.
They approached the choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is Abraham Ahmadu.
The Organist screamed, he is a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.
If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name?
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. Umama engimsebenzelayo ujayele ukuthi ngidlele ekitshini labantwana. Namhlanje uthi kimi aunty buya labantwana sizodlela etafuleni. Manje Mina inyama zabantwana kudala ngidlile😳
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Umuntu olenhliziyo embi umbona ngokuthi angajabuli noma kubuya ugetsi.
NguSatan uqobo ke loyo.
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usathi ku crush yakho..”yaz abantu bathi
mina nawe siyathandana” iveli ithi
“bayanya”
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Difference between Majita 👦👨👨 AND Ladies 👧👩👱♀
.
Ladies They always lie to each other..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Lethabo: Wow chomi roko eo yago tshwanna yaz Lesego: tankie chomie
(Few minutes later)
Lesedi: shuuu o bone roko ya Lesego
Lethabo: bathong chomie okare ne e loga ke Jamaica le Sis Bee
.
Majita We never lie to one another..
👇👇 👇 👇👇
Me: Hahaha enden wena le ditekie tsao lebella ko dimo o tlhoma bjang??
Zilos: sa nnyela ke label ntwe ya tura..
Johnny: le bare ke label aowa mon okare di emisa taxi yaoya town
Wisba: ereng Mabeka phezulu mo ngwaneng?? ✋😲
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Uma ufuna ukugadelwa ingane yakho kusasa
Empofu:400
Emuyama:1300
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Akenishoni bafethu lomuntu owayekhanda i Roll On,
wayeNukelwa ikhwapha likabani vele?
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Ngihleka ngize ngisuze, ngiyabathanda abantu, ngiyathanda ukuhleka
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Nu 10 endlini kini kukhona one bread uyafika wena uzothatha ama slices awu 6.Ngyababona laba abanye..Uchazani,?kahle kahle uthini esinkweni? Why vele?🙄🤔
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Guys ayanihlula yin ama jokes esiNgisi cz mangi
post joke yesingisi ngbona o-like bengeqi ku 20
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Paranoid Mom: “Awuyi lapho!”
Cautious Mom: “Ubuye ngo-22:00.”
Dettol Mom: “Hamba, ubuye ngoDisemba!”
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Mubheka Ksazo kikizwa Kini Ngenxa Yakho🤭Noma Ngya Hhema Angyeke Ukqina🤨
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To us, esilokhu sithe WOW, kuyoze kushone ilanga.
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Ngisho ungazijolela nenhlabathi.
Ungababona sebeyithutha ngamabhala.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heiy ngoba nina, anina peace. 🤣🤣
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“Asphumen siyphumuz” kusho mina ngo 02:23am
After buying my house 😊😊😊
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