Lento yokulala esofeni wasekhweni lami ngikhamise ayingphath kahle ngizwa ngomamezala eseth “Vala umlomo mkhwenyana uzophupha kabi”
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Whites : Nice Jacket
Whites : Thank You
Blacks : Nice jacket
Blacks : R2000 cabanga
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“Asphumen siyphumuz” kusho mina ngo 02:23am
After buying my house 😊😊😊
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Kuhlekwe ebhasini nawe uzuhleke kant kuhlekwa wena
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Sikhala sonke uma kushisa, kodwa uma sekuna imvula nigonana nodwa. Ave niyizinja ‘yazi.
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Ulale nomzulu wakho Omuhle
Uvuke ne- Venda
Fuseg make up✋
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Imagine ukhaphe i-Cherry yakho to fetch her child from her baby daddy’s house
& after an hour of waiting at the gate, he calls & say;
“Ungahamba broe bathi bayalala”.
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Did you know that in every WhatsApp group there are these characters
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
I. Amawuwu🐞🐞🐞🐞- laba ngababhowa ukubabona be-typer.
2. Impukane 🐜🐜🐜🐜- Balomsindo,abathuli….,ubingelela njalonje,morning morning. …
3. Impethu🐛🐛🐛🐛- ungambona etyper, wobakwazi yi nonsense yodwa ebhalwayo,uhlalengotshingayo-normally sends boring chats without respondents.
4. Ofudu🐢🐢🐢- laba yibo abahlekiswa yi-joke yayizolo ekuseni, yilaba abafowada indaba zelast week or last year ebesethi nginikani izando zami.
5. Ingulube🐖🐖🐖- laba ke yibo o-‘kikikikiki’ akula abakubhalayo okulengqondo.
6. Amagundwane🐀🐀🐀🐁- laba ngabangafuni ukuthi abanye bechaze umphakathi wegroup,uyahlohlela eyakhe ijoke eyakho ingakahlekwa.
7. Omalandelela🐾🐾- laba ngabamelela ukuthi abanye beqale becommente then labo sebelandela khonapho-Yibo oAmen🙏
8.Amaxoxo🐸🐸🐸- laba bayabhowa, baposta kanye ngenyanga.Ulast seen wabo ngowelast month.
9. Impankwa 🦎🦎- laba ngabakhatheleyo nje-2 minutes sephumile egrupini,2minutes later secela ukubiselwa.
10. Ubunyonyo🐜🐜🐜- laba ngama P.H.D (Permanent Home Dweller)bahlala besegrupini.Always on line, akula okubakhuthayo and akula abanga-commenti ngakho.
11. Izipoki👻- laba benza ingani abakho vele, okwabo yikubala kuphela okupostwe ngabanye,abayenzi even u’kikikikiki’ .Babona igroup njengeLibrary.
12. Ama bhoza 🤴🏾👸🏽👨🏽👨🏽👨🏽💻👩🏽👩🏽👩🏽💻ngama group administrators bahlezi beqaphele sonke isimo kuma groups 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽
Ngabe wena ume kuphi lapho
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After the funeral:
Whites: It was so sad.
Blacks: Abangakadli bama kuphi…?
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Ngithume umntaka mzawami nge$2 ngathi ayethenga isinkwa lochago. Sengibona engasaphenduki ngathi wothi ngilandele maybe kukhona okuwrongo. Ngibone okunkunzi kuhamba kudlala kusidla icream donut kunatha lefrozen, ngikubuze ngithi “kanti Ntando wahamba udlala into engikuthume zona zinga,”
Kuphendule kuthi hayiAunt imali ilahlekile,
Kanti manje leyo othenge ngayo okudlayo uyithethe nga?
Kuthi, “ngithe sengiphenduka ngadobha i$2
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Asikho isdingo sokuba single wedwa☝️
Ifak’Ring💍eyi-fake,mawubona💏izithandani ebeach✋Qondakuzo ufike uyilahle phansi🤷♂️uhambele
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Ifunani i mask ye bmw ebusweni beganda
Ube mhlophe ebsweni imilenze ithi ngilwela amalungelo avant abamnyama
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WHITES: “I don’t have any kids.”
BLACKS: “Anginanja, anginakati mina!”
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Uthi uhamb ye town ufice kungekho Moto ngisho ey1 ungenzenjan 😂😂😂😂😂
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Nkosi, siyathandaza siyi SA siphoxekile. Umthathile u Desmond Tutu engahluphanga ngalutho, akavalanga izwe, akalethanga masosha akazange futhi asifaka amasfonyo. Awuthathanga ngisho oyedwa onempumulo enkulu. Sicela ungagcini ukuthatha, ubuye uthathe strong wonke umuntu onempumulo kungenzeka kulowomzuzu, usathatha laba abanezimpumulo kuthatheke nalo esingamfuni. Nkosi izwa umthandazo wethu.
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Ukhiphe iWeave uzwe kuthiwa “Aibo kanti uMugabe akafanga yini😳😳
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