1. Ungakujwayeli ukukhansela izinhlelo ngokusebenzisa i-SMS okukanye ama-ama-instant messaging services.

2. Uma uzithola umile usubuka ama-street performers noma yikuphi, ubophosa phela okuncane (noma u-R2 nje).

3. Uma utshelwe imfihlo, uyigcine.

4. Uma ukwazi ukwenza something, akusho ukuthi yenza, zithobe.

5. Uma uzovakasha, bazise labo ozobavakashela.

6. Ukuxhawula kungcono kabi kune-autograph.

7. Uma unabangani abasha, ungakhulumi ngabangani bakho abadala.

8. Awuzikhetheli igama lesidlaliso (nickname).

9. Uma ushada umuntu, khumbula ukuthi ushada nomndeni wakhe wonke.

10. Ungalokothi ubuze umuntu wesifazane ukuthi ngabe ukhulelwe yini.

11. Ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa, yiba nesikhathi nomama wakho, okukanye umfonele. Ngusuku lwakhe olukhulu naye.

12. Uma uvula isipho/izipho, khumbula ukuthi akekho othanda umuntu oqagela ashaye emhlolweni.

13. Uma usulidlulisile iphuzu obufuna ukulicacisa, yekela ukukhuluma.

14. Vuma uma usephutheni.

15. Uma ucele ukusiza, ungayeki uma umsebenzi ungakapheli.

16. Mbuke emehlweni umuntu uma ubonga, okushoyo akuphume ngaphakathi kuwena.

17. Ungaphenduli umakhalekhukhwini uma nihleli kwi-dinner table.

18. Zifundise ukuzixolela wena ngamaphutha akho.

19. Yazi okungenani ihlaya elilodwa okuthi njalo uma ulixoxa liqhephule wonke umuntu ngohleko.

20. At least funda ukupheka that one good meal.

21. Funda ukushayela imoto ka-manual.

22. Akukho okubi ngokuya kwi-movie theatre uhamba wedwana.

23. Funda ukubamba ulaka lwakho.

24. Yazi usayizi wezimpahla zomuntu wakho.

25. Funda ukuba yi-good listener, hhayi ukulinda nje ithuba lokuthi nawe ukhulume.

26. Uma wenze isethembiso, sifeze.

27. Uma kungukuthi usafunda, ubozejwayeza ukuhlala phambili. Soon uzohluka kwabanye, hleze nezinga lokuphasa likhuphuke.

28. Uphathele umama wakho imithwalo, naye wakuthwala izinyanga ezinti *ephakamisa iminwe eminti*.

29. Uyibekezelele i-airport security, benza umsebenzi wabo.

30. Akungakhuzwa wena ngomsindo during a movie.

31. Khumbula, izinsizwa/izintombi zithanda umuntu ogezayo.

32. Uyilokhu okwenzayo, hhayi lokhu abakushoyo.

33. Funda ukushintsha ithayi lemoto, ungabi u-cheeseboy kumbe i-slay queen.

34. Uboke uhlale nje nogogo nomkhulu, lukhulu ongalufunda kubo.

35. Ungalahli ngewindi emotweni, faka esikhwameni uze uthole indawo ebekelwe ukulahla udoti.

36. Uma unosisi/bhuti wakho, zama ukwazi i-boyfriend/girlfriend yakhe. Sometimes your opinion is important.

37. Yazi amagama okuyiwona wona eculo lesizwe.

38. Kungenzeka umdanso wakho awukho ezingeni, kodwa kungcono ukuzenza wena isilima kunokuhlala nje wedwa ebhentshini ubuka abanye bezitshukutsha.

39. Yiba namaphupho, zazi ubhekephi.

Ake ngime la muzi wakwethu, sengikhathele uku-typer…

Kwaze kwangisiza ukubuyela kwinsangu, bheka nje sengibhala izinto ezi-right kanjani! 🙂

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Mase kuthiwa indaba yababili ayingenwa. Kodwa bona laba ababili sebeyitshele umphakathi wonke. Nidlala ngathi nina.

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Labantu abane drama abantu abangakaze bezwa uMandela ekhuluma nge peace? 🙄😂

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Uhlulwe i Relationship uze usukume nabagulayo esontweni

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Dr umfaba wani Lana ugwinye I memory card
Socule tonke tingoma sita Dr sekusele kancane kafike ngake kuma video Dr yooo😃😂😁😀😅

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Twitter ifuna wazi i-English.
Instagram ifuna ube nezimpahla ezinhle ne-status.
So, kungcono sizihlalele lapha kuFacebook si-type abo Amen, nabo well said, silokhu sithi volume please.

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When I see an ugly girl crying,
I feel like saying:
”Aibo thula indoda aikhali”

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Umuntu skhule naye eyivila, kodwa mangabe eseyiphara adlule ngakini ethwele I Quantum

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Inbox your crush and say “Yaz abantu bayangsukela bathi Syajola.
.
Thank me later

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Ngicela ukubuza kuwe ntombi yami.
Kufikaka kanjan kuwena uma bengibiza ngesishimane?🙄

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Ungagena nelibele leli wile etaxin umasifika e garage siyali pompa🤣🤣🤣🖐🏾

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Akacaci noba usuka eKapa, Haibooo! Ufuna athini aze acace? Athwale iTable Mountain ne Khayelitsha? No guyz 😂

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LET ME TELL YOU DA TRUTH😏☝
INDODA IYAFANA NOJESU😑☝
IBATHANDA BONKE ABANTU BAYO

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Pastor at church says we are images of God. After few minutes he sings ‘akekho ofana naye😂😂😂😂’

Night🛌😴

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Uzwe umjita ethi ufuna umfazi ome kahle, kodwa osisi bakhe bamise okwamafu. 🤨

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Yabona Beyonce umasekazothi
Wimpy all night
Ayi ngivele ngilambe straight

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