Abantu bayathanda ukubuza ibhasi libhaliwe
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1. Akubuze ukuthi uyapheka yini abe ekubona ubonda imbiza,
wothi cha ngishintsha umntwana inabukeni.

2. Nificana ka Edgars akubuze ukuthi ubuzokwenzani,
wothi ubuzobheka amathayi emoto uzwe kuthiwa kune discount.

3. Afone phakathi nobusuku akubuze ukuthi ulele yini ,
othi no no no nginisela ingadi.

4. Akubuze ukuthi ugqokeni ebusuku,
wothi iRain coat.

5. Itax ibiza uR8 wena ukhiphe uR10 akubuze ukuthi nibangaki ,
wothi iback seat yonke.

6. Akufice etown kade ninaye erank akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe ubuza la, wothi cha empeleni ngiya ezulwini angazi ngfunani lana.

7. Ukufica eclubbini kodwa uzokbuza ukuthi uyaphila yini
wothi chaa ngibalekile emotshari ngiyabuyela

8. Ufake ijacket akubuze ukuthi uyagodola yini
wothi cha ngenzela ukundiza kahle.

9. Usemsebenzini akubuze ukuthi uyasebenza yini
wothi cha ngisheva intshebe

10. Uyadla akubuze ukuthi ulambile yini
w othi cha uyapakisha nje just incase.

11. Akufice eKFC udla akubuze uzodla inyama nawe la?
Wothi cha ngzogunda utshani.

12. Ufake ijoyini yesonto akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyasonta
wothi cha sigqoka kanje masiyogida iskokotsha

13. Ufake i uniform akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyafunda,
wothi cha ngiwuthisha

Uyabona leli vila lomfazi elaqhamuka nalento yokupheka amagwili engahlutshwanga never awuthole umendo.
Ubuvila bani nje lobu.

Ngeke sishade sonke bafethu.
Buka nje Aunt Caroline ubhiz ne rice

Public Clinics Nurse’s Will Call you by Your illnesses.
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They’ll be like: “Hey Wena TB Uyaphi?”

Uzathi isdudla siya idibala kanti sishaye
ivosho sahluleka uku sukuma

Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni. 😐

yaz’ abantu abadala bayathanda ukuthi thina we are a lost generation

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But umangibuka khumbul’ ekhaya yibona abafunwayo

Cabanga you’re Pregnant, watching TV with your Parents.. Then Boom !! Advert yama-Condom😦
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Such Torture

Asilele lapha losbali wenu uthi ngigqok’ iswimming pool akavum ma ngimchazel ukuth iswimming question lena.
Akunkan usbali wenu ngiyamyeka🙌